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  • Typ0
    honey pie
    • Jul 2002
    • 32593
    #1

    Drinking In Miami

    This guy walked into a bar down in Miami and ordered a mudslide. The

    bartender looked at the man and said, "You're not from round here, are ya?"

    "No," replied the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."

    The bartender looked at him and said, "Well, what do you do in

    Pennsylvania?"

    "I'm a taxidermist," said the man.

    The bartender, looking very bewildered, then asked, "What in the world is a

    tax-e-derm-ist?"

    The man looked at the bartender and said, "Well, I mount dead animals."

    So the bartender stood back and hollered to everyone else in the bar, "It's

    okay, boys! He's one of us!"
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  • Herdwatcher
    One out of many
    • Jul 2002
    • 727
    #2
    Re: Drinking In Miami

    Originally posted by Typ0
    This guy walked into a bar down in Miami and ordered a mudslide. The

    bartender looked at the man and said, "You're not from round here, are ya?"

    "No," replied the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."

    The bartender looked at him and said, "Well, what do you do in

    Pennsylvania?"

    "I'm a taxidermist," said the man.

    The bartender, looking very bewildered, then asked, "What in the world is a

    tax-e-derm-ist?"

    The man looked at the bartender and said, "Well, I mount dead animals."

    So the bartender stood back and hollered to everyone else in the bar, "It's

    okay, boys! He's one of us!"




    Pounding the world like a battering-ram!

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    • Bufftp
      Hi Dave!

      Administrator Emeritus
      • Jul 2002
      • 18062
      #3
      Ditto, but should we be so nice to fin fans on a bills board?
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      • WCoastFin
        I have the arms of a new born baby!
        • Jul 2002
        • 1701
        #4
        Whoa! Typo what crawled up your a$$ and died?....all of a sudden its like if you got the dolphin bug.
        We wanna see you spit now!!!lets face it we suck.

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        • BledsoeTOreedfor6
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 42367
          #5
          Originally posted by WCoastFin
          Whoa! Typo what crawled up your a$$ and died?..


          What? Did somebody fart?

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