Bills hire Carl Mauk as new head coach!!

[mchurchfie]

Man, that's one headline I hope I NEVER have to read on the front page of The Buffalo Paper anytime soon.

[LtBillsFan66]

Oh boy. Here we go.

[mchurchfie]

I was just speculating....if Brian H can do it, I can do it, right? Besides, next to that bum we fired last year, I thought that Mauk was the most prolific OL Coach we ever had.

[Ð]

Hey, he got whackwed by the Lions on New Year's Eve.

Brilliant! He's our man!!!!!

[R. Rich]

So what you're saying Church is the new staff could possibly be:

Carl Mauck: head coach
Joe Pendry: asst. head coach/offensive coord.
Walt Corey: defensive coord.
Hank Bullough: special teams coord.
Joe Dufek: QBs coach
Carwell Gardner: RBs coach
Russell Copeland: WRs coach
Lonnie Johnson: TEs coach
recently retired (fired) Mike Pucillo: OL coach
Dan Sekanovich: DL coach
Eddie Robinson: LBs coach
J.D. Williams: DBs coach

I guess Bullough can double as quality control coach and Pucillo can double as the strength coach.

[northernbillfan]

He reminds me of Chris Farley..."If you don't preform to my standards on this team, you'll end up living in a van down by the river."

Of course anyone can pick up his video and coach the O line.

[SABURZFAN]

mauck is a buffoon.

[mchurchfie]

Originally posted by R. Rich
So what you're saying Church is the new staff could possibly be:

Carl Mauck: head coach
Joe Pendry: asst. head coach/offensive coord.
Walt Corey: defensive coord.
Hank Bullough: special teams coord.
Joe Dufek: QBs coach
Carwell Gardner: RBs coach
Russell Copeland: WRs coach
Lonnie Johnson: TEs coach
recently retired (fired) Mike Pucillo: OL coach
Dan Sekanovich: DL coach
Eddie Robinson: LBs coach
J.D. Williams: DBs coach

I guess Bullough can double as quality control coach and Pucillo can double as the strength coach.

That is a fantasy coaching staff for sure.

[TheWingHead]

Could you imagine....

[Michael82]

How could you NOt include our buddy... Ronnie Jones?

[Halbert]

I like Paul Maguire's comment about Mauk that he always looks like he just smelled something bad.

btw - Marv looks like he's in pretty good shape for 78. He shakes his booty like a much younger man.

[Ð]

I went from Phoenix, Arizona
All the way to Tacoma
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A.
Northern California where the girls are warm
So I could be with my sweet baby, yeah

Keep on mauck'n me baby
Keep on mauck'n me baby
Keep on mauck'n me baby
Keep on mauck'n me baby

[mchurchfie]