lordofgun
10-08-2002, 11:13 AM
<h1>BZFFL#1 Week 5 Recap</h1>
<h3>Cows remain unbeaten in low-scoring week</h3><p><b>Clumping Platelets – 92<br>Ebenezer - 76<br></b><p>The battle of the capologists was not really a battle after all. Rich Gannon lit up the Bills, while lighting up Ebenezer (4-1) with 40 points at the same time. Only 2 other starters scored in double digits for Clumping Platelets (2-3), but it was enough to knock off the former unbeaten Eb. Donovan McNabb’s 37-point performance was not enough for Eb as six of his eight starters combined to score just 22 points.<p>Outlook: Ebenezer still holds a 2-game lead in the central. Clumping Platelets has won 2 straight, and remains just one game out of first in the pedestrian West.<p><b>Rochester Rampage (Mike32282) – 68<br>The Route 20A Cows (Philagape) – 89
</b><p>The Route 20A Cows (5-0) are a force. Sure they haven’t scored the most points…not even the most in their division. They’ve also had the least points scored against them. But the fact remains that when they need to get the job done, they do just that. The surprisingly consistent Deuce McAllister tallied 26 and The Packers D added a solid 19 for the Cows. The Rochester Rampage (2-3), who got off to a fast start, have now lost 2-straight, as the only player who showed up was Brett Favre with his 32-point MNF showing.<p>Outlook: While 2-3, the Rampage are just one game out of first in thw West. The Route 20A Cows are the only remaining undefeated team, and cling to a one-game lead in the East.<p><b>Earthquake Zone (Earthquake Enyart) – 89<br>The Mean Sharks (lordofgun) – 82</b><p>The Mean Sharks (0-5) have no bite. They were shaken up by the Earthquake Zone (2-3) after a huge week of trash talk, and an ill-advised guaranteed win by the Sharks. Entering Monday Night, the Sharks had a 19-point lead, while the Ezone still had Jim Miller yet to play. No one in their right mind would have thought that a pathetic, incapable, and unimpressive Quarterback like Jim Miller could have made up such a deficit. The Hapless Bears QB promptly scored 26, despite 3 interceptions, and proved that the only thing more ridiculous than starting Jim Miller in fantasy football is belief that the Mean Sharks could actually win a game.<p>Outlook: Earthquake Zone is 2 games back in the Central. The Sharks have no outlook.<p><b>Aero Planes (Aero II) - 111<br>Yonkers Platypi Trappers (BF1) - 92
</b><p>Aero Planes (3-2), the highest-scoring team in the league, keep on racking up the points. This week, they were again the highest-scoring team thanks to the best player in all of FF, Priest Holmes. Holmes drove the nail into the Yonkers Platypi Trappers’ (2-3) coffin with a 35-point effort, marking the 3rd time in 5 weeks he has scored more than 30 points this year. The Trappers held true to form. The Bills lost, and so did they. Bledsoe led the way with 23 points, and Peerless scored 18, but it was not enough.<p>Outlook: The Aero Planes are in a tie for first in the West. The Platypi Trappers are 3 games out in the East.<p><b>TacklingDummyRJ – 82<br>Hart Attack (Don137) – 85</b><p>Hart Attack (4-1) kept pace with the Cows, which is harder than it sounds. The Bucs D scored 30, and Donald Driver (17 pts.) clinched it in the closing minutes of Monday night football. The Attack would be downright scary if Marshall Faulk (10 pts) and David Boston (4 pts.) would wake up. TacklingDummyRJ (1-4) has been on the losing end of some very close games. Stephen Davis and Charlie Garner both scored over 20 points, but the rest of the high-scorers were on the bench. Terry Glenn and the Raider D both would have been more than enough for the win.<p>Outlook: Hart Attack is just one game back of the Cows in the east. TDRJ occupies the Central cellar.<p><b>Ferdilizers (CalBillsFan) – 100<br>The Lake Eerie Monsters – 78
</b><p>Ferdilizers (3-2) hit the century mark and kept up with the Ferdilizers in the west. Corey Dillon, and Jeff Garcia finally showed up, with 30 and 21 points respectively. Their wide receivers combined for 31 points as well in the win. The Lake Eerie Monsters (2-3) may have taken over the role of “Most Disappointing Team” after this loss. After the draft, the Monsters appeared to be one of the favorites, but after 5 weeks, they are under .500. Payton Manning scored 25, but with John Carney as your second-leading scorer, you know you’re in trouble.<p>Outlook: Ferdilizers have scored more than 100 less points than the Aero Planes, with whom they are tied for first. The Monsters are 2 games back in the Central.<p><b>WEEK 6 Game of the week:</b> The Route 20A Cows vs. Aero Planes – The highest scoring team in the league takes on the league’s only unbeaten. Should be a great battle.<hr>If the season ended after Monday Night’s game, playoff teams would be:<p>1. The Route 20A Cows (East)<br>2. Ebenezer (Central)<br>3. Aero Planes (West)<br>4. Hart Attack (wild card<br><p>Teams eliminated from the playoffs: The Mean Sharks (Unofficially)
<h3>Cows remain unbeaten in low-scoring week</h3><p><b>Clumping Platelets – 92<br>Ebenezer - 76<br></b><p>The battle of the capologists was not really a battle after all. Rich Gannon lit up the Bills, while lighting up Ebenezer (4-1) with 40 points at the same time. Only 2 other starters scored in double digits for Clumping Platelets (2-3), but it was enough to knock off the former unbeaten Eb. Donovan McNabb’s 37-point performance was not enough for Eb as six of his eight starters combined to score just 22 points.<p>Outlook: Ebenezer still holds a 2-game lead in the central. Clumping Platelets has won 2 straight, and remains just one game out of first in the pedestrian West.<p><b>Rochester Rampage (Mike32282) – 68<br>The Route 20A Cows (Philagape) – 89
</b><p>The Route 20A Cows (5-0) are a force. Sure they haven’t scored the most points…not even the most in their division. They’ve also had the least points scored against them. But the fact remains that when they need to get the job done, they do just that. The surprisingly consistent Deuce McAllister tallied 26 and The Packers D added a solid 19 for the Cows. The Rochester Rampage (2-3), who got off to a fast start, have now lost 2-straight, as the only player who showed up was Brett Favre with his 32-point MNF showing.<p>Outlook: While 2-3, the Rampage are just one game out of first in thw West. The Route 20A Cows are the only remaining undefeated team, and cling to a one-game lead in the East.<p><b>Earthquake Zone (Earthquake Enyart) – 89<br>The Mean Sharks (lordofgun) – 82</b><p>The Mean Sharks (0-5) have no bite. They were shaken up by the Earthquake Zone (2-3) after a huge week of trash talk, and an ill-advised guaranteed win by the Sharks. Entering Monday Night, the Sharks had a 19-point lead, while the Ezone still had Jim Miller yet to play. No one in their right mind would have thought that a pathetic, incapable, and unimpressive Quarterback like Jim Miller could have made up such a deficit. The Hapless Bears QB promptly scored 26, despite 3 interceptions, and proved that the only thing more ridiculous than starting Jim Miller in fantasy football is belief that the Mean Sharks could actually win a game.<p>Outlook: Earthquake Zone is 2 games back in the Central. The Sharks have no outlook.<p><b>Aero Planes (Aero II) - 111<br>Yonkers Platypi Trappers (BF1) - 92
</b><p>Aero Planes (3-2), the highest-scoring team in the league, keep on racking up the points. This week, they were again the highest-scoring team thanks to the best player in all of FF, Priest Holmes. Holmes drove the nail into the Yonkers Platypi Trappers’ (2-3) coffin with a 35-point effort, marking the 3rd time in 5 weeks he has scored more than 30 points this year. The Trappers held true to form. The Bills lost, and so did they. Bledsoe led the way with 23 points, and Peerless scored 18, but it was not enough.<p>Outlook: The Aero Planes are in a tie for first in the West. The Platypi Trappers are 3 games out in the East.<p><b>TacklingDummyRJ – 82<br>Hart Attack (Don137) – 85</b><p>Hart Attack (4-1) kept pace with the Cows, which is harder than it sounds. The Bucs D scored 30, and Donald Driver (17 pts.) clinched it in the closing minutes of Monday night football. The Attack would be downright scary if Marshall Faulk (10 pts) and David Boston (4 pts.) would wake up. TacklingDummyRJ (1-4) has been on the losing end of some very close games. Stephen Davis and Charlie Garner both scored over 20 points, but the rest of the high-scorers were on the bench. Terry Glenn and the Raider D both would have been more than enough for the win.<p>Outlook: Hart Attack is just one game back of the Cows in the east. TDRJ occupies the Central cellar.<p><b>Ferdilizers (CalBillsFan) – 100<br>The Lake Eerie Monsters – 78
</b><p>Ferdilizers (3-2) hit the century mark and kept up with the Ferdilizers in the west. Corey Dillon, and Jeff Garcia finally showed up, with 30 and 21 points respectively. Their wide receivers combined for 31 points as well in the win. The Lake Eerie Monsters (2-3) may have taken over the role of “Most Disappointing Team” after this loss. After the draft, the Monsters appeared to be one of the favorites, but after 5 weeks, they are under .500. Payton Manning scored 25, but with John Carney as your second-leading scorer, you know you’re in trouble.<p>Outlook: Ferdilizers have scored more than 100 less points than the Aero Planes, with whom they are tied for first. The Monsters are 2 games back in the Central.<p><b>WEEK 6 Game of the week:</b> The Route 20A Cows vs. Aero Planes – The highest scoring team in the league takes on the league’s only unbeaten. Should be a great battle.<hr>If the season ended after Monday Night’s game, playoff teams would be:<p>1. The Route 20A Cows (East)<br>2. Ebenezer (Central)<br>3. Aero Planes (West)<br>4. Hart Attack (wild card<br><p>Teams eliminated from the playoffs: The Mean Sharks (Unofficially)