Telethon for Mikey32282

[Ebenezer]

Please join in and donate...this poor boy has started over 50 Bills coaches threads in a week speculating over the hiring of a new coach. Please contribute so that the staff here at BZ can buy him a new keyboard and a book...while we install the keyboard he can start reading the book and we will make sure he doesn't return until he is done with the book...

[Ebenezer]

We just heard from Walter Cronkite...he will donate his personal copy of Les Miserables (the unabbridged version--over 1000 pages) to this worthy cause...

Now, who else would like to contribute??

[Michael82]

Anyone wanna give me Zonebucks? That will convince me to quit posting coach threads. :snicker:

[clumping platelets]

I will donate a subscription to Hustler

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
I will donate a subscription to Hustler

That'll keep him busy for a few minutes.

[Michael82]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
I will donate a subscription to Hustler

:drool: Except, I would prefer Playboy or Penthouse. :D

[don137]

I will donate a copy of "Starting Threads on Billszone.com for Dummies."

[NC-BILLS44]

How about 'War and Peace'?

[The Spaz]

I'll donate a copy of the movie "Grope".

[Earthquake Enyart]

Doesn't Weight Watchers have a magazine?

[Michael82]

Originally posted by The Spaz
I'll donate a copy of the movie "Grope".

:lol:

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by billsfanone
That'll keep him busy for a few minutes.

90 seconds tops...


Originally posted by Mike32282
:drool: Except, I would prefer Playboy or Penthouse. :D

45 seconds at best...

[BADTHINGSMAN]

Originally posted by Ebenezer
Please join in and donate...this poor boy has started over 50 Bills coaches threads in a week speculating over the hiring of a new coach. Please contribute so that the staff here at BZ can buy him a new keyboard and a book...while we install the keyboard he can start reading the book and we will make sure he doesn't return until he is done with the book...


Im gonna hold off untill Mike reaches 100 new HC threads..:snicker2:

[SABURZFAN]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
I will donate a subscription to Hustler

that'll put mikey in the records book-for having the worlds thickest page.:snicker:

[Michael82]

Originally posted by silent_one
Im gonna hold off untill Mike reaches 100 new HC threads..:snicker2:

I can do that! :D :snicker:

[The_Philster]

I think someone should donate an entire set of Star Wars books.

[don137]

Addition by subtraction...Take away his book called "How to have a body like Charlie Weis in 30 days"

[shelby]

:rofl:

[helmetguy]

I'll donate anything with two boobs, a hole and a heartbeat. We won't see him for months!

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by The_Philster
I think someone should donate an entire set of Star Wars books.

Not a chance.

[Michael82]

Originally posted by The_Philster
I think someone should donate an entire set of Star Wars books.

Good idea! Ebenezer? You started the thread. Donate your books to me! :snicker:

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Mike32282
Good idea! Ebenezer? You started the thread. Donate your books to me! :snicker:

read again:


Originally posted by Ebenezer
Not a chance.