Sabre Alley instead of spanking

[SabreEleven]

Jeremy Roenick, how about spanking Marc Savard. He has be injured like 3 times in the last month and he needs a kick in the ass. Thanks. I'll send him right over.

[Sabre Ally]

Hey, can I spank them both? :snicker:

I know what you mean about Savard...I have him on two or three other teams.

[SabreEleven]

He was going great in the beginning of the year and then came the injuries. wanna trade?

[Sabre Ally]

possibly....who ya wanna trade and can you throw in a nice paddle to go with them? Maybe a broken goalie stick, that would work nicely. :evil:

[SabreEleven]

Remember the paddle ball game, where you swing the paddle with a ball attached? I have one of those with the string broke. Will that work?

[Sabre Ally]

Oooh ya, I'll just have to go easy so I don't break it. :spank:

[SabreEleven]

They have tender tushies, also.