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  • TheGhostofJimKelly
    Registered User
    • May 2003
    • 12459

    For anyone that doubts Mularkey...

    You don't have to worry anymore. This is an actual letter to the editor from The Buffalo Snews, in case anyone didn't read it:

    "The Real Deal

    Ten reasons why Mike Mularey will succeed as the new Buffalo Bills coach:
    10. He looks like a coach
    9. He talks like a coach
    8. He played the game
    7. He looks like actor Kevin Costner
    6. He's better looking than Costner
    5. He's got a twinkling eye
    4. He has a sexy voice
    3. He's a hot ticket
    2. He will sell the Ralph.
    and (drum roll please..)
    1. He will bring home the Vince Lombardi Trophy
    Mularky is the real McCoy"

    JOYCE L. WILSON
    Amherst



    Pretty convincing evidence!


    If you know this woman, please go to her house and punch her in the mouth. By far the dumbest thing I have ever read, sorry to subject you to it, but it is funny.


    :confused2 :pow: :hamrhed:
  • BillsFever
    Mr. Predictament
    • Feb 2003
    • 5478

    #2
    This lady is on crack.

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    • shelby
      The Vanilla admin
      • Jul 2002
      • 48489

      #3
      Perhaps she is implying that more women will attend the games because MM isn't a flabby, manboobed hick.

      Still, pretty ignorant letter.

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      • BillsFever
        Mr. Predictament
        • Feb 2003
        • 5478

        #4
        Originally posted by shelby
        Perhaps she is implying that more women will attend the games because MM isn't a flabby, manboobed hick.

        Still, pretty ignorant letter.
        GW didn't have manboobs when he got here. He developed them over the past couple years.

        Give MM some time. He will be eating himself out of depression too

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        • ublinkwescore
          Sab and TD are insignificant
          • Sep 2002
          • 24178

          #5
          God forbid.
          www.gamersconspiracy.com - where gamers conspire

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          • Bill Brasky
            Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
            • Jan 2004
            • 66218

            #6
            Re: For anyone that doubts Mularkey...

            Originally posted by TheGhostofJimKelly
            If you know this woman, please go to her house and punch her in the mouth.

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            • JefftheBillsfan
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 1531

              #7
              journalism at its finest.
              Its all about the quest.

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              • helmetguy
                Touch the helmet for luck
                • Sep 2002
                • 5949

                #8
                GW didn't eat his way to the moobs. They sprouted after his snarglies atrophied from disuse.
                Someone said "What's he gonna turn out like?" Ha!
                And someone else said "Never mind!"

                -Deep Purple

                "Have you ever taken a crap so big your pants fit better?"--Ron White

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                • elltrain22
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 4281

                  #9
                  dang, i was hoping you were a women, and you were. I do agree w/ some of your points, none about him being sexy or anything, but does sound and look like a coach. Gregg Williams looked like a country club golf hustler.
                  If you walk with Jesus today, you don't have anything to worry about tomorrow...

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