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  • imbondz
    Democrats are people too
    • Jan 2003
    • 26041

    Is this true?

    The Panthers and God
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one
    weekend
    when
    > > > he noticed a special telephone near the Cowboys bench. He asked
    Quincy
    > > > Carter what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to
    God.
    John
    > > > asked if he could use it. Quincy told him, "Sure, but it will
    cost
    you
    > > > $100." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I
    could
    > > > use
    > > > some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid
    $100.
    John's
    > > > picks were perfect that week.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > The next week John was in St Louis when he noticed that same
    kind of
    > > > phone on the Rams bench. He asked what the telephone was for
    and
    Marc
    > > > Bulger told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it,
    it
    will
    > > > cost you $500." Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet
    and
    > > > made
    > > > the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > The next weekend John was in Charlotte at Ericcson Stadium when
    he
    > > > noticed the same kind of telephone by the Panthers bench. He
    asked
    Jake
    > > > Delhomme, "Is that the hotline to God?" Jake said, "Yes, and if
    you
    > > > want
    > > > to use it, it will cost you 35 cents."
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > John looked incredulously at Jake and said, "Wait a second, I
    just
    paid
    > > > $100 in Dallas and $500 in St Louis to use the same phone to
    God!
    Why
    > > > do
    > > > the Panthers only charge 35 cents?"
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Jake looked at John and replied, "In the Carolinas, it's a
    local
    call."
    My faith doesn’t make me perfect, it makes me forgiven.

  • The Natrix
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 7305

    #2
    I don't know, you tell me.



    Byrd.

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    • honey
      Registered User
      • Aug 2002
      • 37024

      #3
      I found it amusing!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIK5F4zRN0Y

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