imbondz
01-30-2004, 10:43 AM
The Panthers and God
> > >
> > >
> > > John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one
weekend
when
> > > he noticed a special telephone near the Cowboys bench. He asked
Quincy
> > > Carter what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to
God.
John
> > > asked if he could use it. Quincy told him, "Sure, but it will
cost
you
> > > $100." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I
could
> > > use
> > > some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid
$100.
John's
> > > picks were perfect that week.
> > >
> > >
> > > The next week John was in St Louis when he noticed that same
kind of
> > > phone on the Rams bench. He asked what the telephone was for
and
Marc
> > > Bulger told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it,
it
will
> > > cost you $500." Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet
and
> > > made
> > > the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.
> > >
> > >
> > > The next weekend John was in Charlotte at Ericcson Stadium when
he
> > > noticed the same kind of telephone by the Panthers bench. He
asked
Jake
> > > Delhomme, "Is that the hotline to God?" Jake said, "Yes, and if
you
> > > want
> > > to use it, it will cost you 35 cents."
> > >
> > >
> > > John looked incredulously at Jake and said, "Wait a second, I
just
paid
> > > $100 in Dallas and $500 in St Louis to use the same phone to
God!
Why
> > > do
> > > the Panthers only charge 35 cents?"
> > >
> > >
> > > Jake looked at John and replied, "In the Carolinas, it's a
local
call."
> > >
> > >
> > > John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one
weekend
when
> > > he noticed a special telephone near the Cowboys bench. He asked
Quincy
> > > Carter what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to
God.
John
> > > asked if he could use it. Quincy told him, "Sure, but it will
cost
you
> > > $100." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I
could
> > > use
> > > some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid
$100.
John's
> > > picks were perfect that week.
> > >
> > >
> > > The next week John was in St Louis when he noticed that same
kind of
> > > phone on the Rams bench. He asked what the telephone was for
and
Marc
> > > Bulger told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it,
it
will
> > > cost you $500." Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet
and
> > > made
> > > the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.
> > >
> > >
> > > The next weekend John was in Charlotte at Ericcson Stadium when
he
> > > noticed the same kind of telephone by the Panthers bench. He
asked
Jake
> > > Delhomme, "Is that the hotline to God?" Jake said, "Yes, and if
you
> > > want
> > > to use it, it will cost you 35 cents."
> > >
> > >
> > > John looked incredulously at Jake and said, "Wait a second, I
just
paid
> > > $100 in Dallas and $500 in St Louis to use the same phone to
God!
Why
> > > do
> > > the Panthers only charge 35 cents?"
> > >
> > >
> > > Jake looked at John and replied, "In the Carolinas, it's a
local
call."