If the INS really wanted to make a dent in illegal immigration...

[LtBillsFan66]

They would hide a dozen or so officers in bushes around the border.

[lordofgun]

Originally posted by billsfanone
They would hide a dozen or so officers in bushes around the border.

I never thought of that. :eek:

Great idea. :up:

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by lordofgun
I never thought of that. :eek:

Great idea. :up:

Thanks.

I would have the rest of the unit on regular patrol (ready to respond if needed).

[lordofgun]

When I'm king of America, you can be my head immigration guy.

It pays well, and all you have to do is tell guys what to do.

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by lordofgun
When I'm king of America, you can be my head immigration guy.

It pays well, and all you have to do is tell guys what to do.

:up:

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Do you get to wear one of these ?

http://av.warehousesports.com/iw/ProductImages/CHK10X.JPG

[ublinkwescore]

Ha Ha - personally, I'd just bring in the Military and post a ton of signs in Spanish that says No Vacancy - Turn Around Now, Or You Will Be Fired Upon

[Ð]

Just hand these out as they swim across the river

http://www.drivingimpressions.com/fobs/nova.jpg

They'll get the point

[ublinkwescore]

That's if I was a dictator of the U.S.

In Reality, I'd lobby hard for Congress and Senate to both work on getting our Military to help out our INS and Border Patrol agents and have them construct massive electric fences spanning from the Pacific all the way to the Gulf of Mexico, and make sure that they go deep enough into the ground to discourage our friends to the south from burrowing in under neath - like 20 feet or more. Then if we see them trying to use a backhoe to dig under, we get to blow that backhoe up.

[Ð]

How would you get the Chevy Cavaliers and Dodge Neons to the US dealerships, then ?

[Twistmyarm]

actually the best way to do it is to dress them up in ponchos and sombreros and have them walk along the fence, so that way they blend in and then all the other officers can jump out and shoot them all, or at least hold them all and find something they did wrong!

that would show em!

[helmetguy]

Originally posted by keepdasabesinbuffalo
actually the best way to do it is to dress them up in ponchos and sombreros and have them walk along the fence, so that way they blend in and then all the other officers can jump out and shoot them all, or at least hold them all and find something they did wrong!

that would show em!

I think you're onto something there, keep! When they're done keeping the borders safe, they can change into their gangbanger suits and go up into CA and wipe out gang viol...OH WAIT! Someone else already suggested that!

[Twistmyarm]

it could start a whole new world though helmet, no matter what the problem

gang problems?...dress up like em and draw their fire

immigration problems?...dress up like them and send them all back

pitbull fights?....dress up like a poodle and infiltrate the problem

rave drug problem?... get some neon tube lights and a pasifier and "get your rave on"

Street racing problem? Soup up your honda, pour more money in it than it will ever resell for, get yourself an I (heart) the fast and the furious tee-shirt and hang with the homeboyz

see it has sooooo many applications!

[helmetguy]

Originally posted by keepdasabesinbuffalo
it could start a whole new world though helmet, no matter what the problem

gang problems?...dress up like em and draw their fire

immigration problems?...dress up like them and send them all back

pitbull fights?....dress up like a poodle and infiltrate the problem

rave drug problem?... get some neon tube lights and a pasifier and "get your rave on"

Street racing problem? Soup up your honda, pour more money in it than it will ever resell for, get yourself an I (heart) the fast and the furious tee-shirt and hang with the homeboyz

see it has sooooo many applications!

Sure does! I say we write it all up and publish it. Wilson and Kelling got a lot of mileage out of their "Broken Windows" article. We'd be famous! "keppdasabes and helmet" has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?