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Patrick76777
03-03-2004, 03:38 PM
He works with a bunch of dudes who drink Pepsi all day! Anyway, they have that thing where they were giving out NFL hats if you got matching caps on the bottles. Well he gets 30-some matches and was looking for people to give hats to (it was one of those one per person things)! So I tell him that I have so many Bills hats that I’ll take a Browns and a Chiefs hat! I got both hats a few weeks ago and they’re very nice. Well today I get a third package addressed to Patrica. And what’s in there? A friggen Dolphins hat! What am I to do?
Devin
03-03-2004, 03:39 PM
urinate on it, burn it, then bury it.
Devin
03-03-2004, 03:39 PM
dig up and repeat.
LtBillsFan66
03-03-2004, 03:41 PM
Use it to wipe your ass.

Is it mesh? Mesh may be rough on the bung...
lordofgun
03-03-2004, 03:42 PM
Sell it on Ebay. You'd be surprised what people will pay for useless crap.
TedMock
03-03-2004, 03:56 PM
If Patricia's your wife or girlfriend, leave her. That's unacceptable.
Patrick76777
03-03-2004, 04:00 PM
naw it's me!
TheGhostofJimKelly
03-03-2004, 06:08 PM
Man, those hats are lame.
HAMMER
03-03-2004, 06:40 PM
Simple, sell it to a DolFan and buy some beer.
BAM
03-03-2004, 06:41 PM
return to sender. :up:
chubluv
03-03-2004, 08:35 PM
Kick him in the a$$ next time you see him lol
The_Philster
03-03-2004, 09:04 PM
Burn it in effigy the next time we play the Fish.
Do we have to tell you how to do everything? :shakeno:
The Natrix
03-03-2004, 11:30 PM
Wear it. Wait for a Dolphin fan to approach you to talk about how "this is our year." Sucker punch him. Repeat.
STAMPY
03-03-2004, 11:59 PM
dolphins are the gayest animals! So lame, so annoying, so feminine
LarryBoy
03-04-2004, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by The Natrix
Wear it. Wait for a Dolphin fan to approach you to talk about how "this is our year." Sucker punch him. Repeat.



:punk: :rofl:


:chair:
SABURZFAN
03-04-2004, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by billsfanone
Use it to wipe your ass.


i agree.:snicker:
Patrick76777
03-04-2004, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by TheGhostofJimKelly
Man, those hats are lame.


Actually the hats are very nice! But not the phin one! I couldn't even look at the damn thing.
TheGhostofJimKelly
03-04-2004, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777



Actually the hats are very nice! But not the phin one! I couldn't even look at the damn thing.

No there not, there tan with a Bills logo on them, WOOOHOOO!!!
NC-BILLS44
03-04-2004, 08:44 AM
Use it for some voodoo curses on the Fins.