German
03-23-2004, 08:06 AM
A guy from Buffalo dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible
man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks
with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity.
After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if
he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the guy from Buffalo
is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil
walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the
heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?"
The guy from Buffalo, with a big smile, looks at the devil and
replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Buffalo. Hot,
humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the guy from
Buffalo's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving
rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in
mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the guy from
Buffalo is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow
full of crushed rocks.
Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. The guy
from Buffalo says "This is great! Just like April in Buffalo. It reminds
me of working out in the yard with spring planting!"
The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the
guy from Buffalo suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell
is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the
guy from Buffalo unhappy, the devil checks in on him.
He is again aghast at what he sees. The guy from Buffalo is dancing,
singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee. "How
can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!" screams the
devil.
Jumping up and down the guy from Buffalo throws a snowball at the
devil and yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Bills won the SuperBowl !!
man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks
with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity.
After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if
he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the guy from Buffalo
is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil
walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the
heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?"
The guy from Buffalo, with a big smile, looks at the devil and
replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Buffalo. Hot,
humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the guy from
Buffalo's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving
rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in
mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the guy from
Buffalo is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow
full of crushed rocks.
Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. The guy
from Buffalo says "This is great! Just like April in Buffalo. It reminds
me of working out in the yard with spring planting!"
The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the
guy from Buffalo suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell
is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the
guy from Buffalo unhappy, the devil checks in on him.
He is again aghast at what he sees. The guy from Buffalo is dancing,
singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee. "How
can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!" screams the
devil.
Jumping up and down the guy from Buffalo throws a snowball at the
devil and yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Bills won the SuperBowl !!