Why Kurt Warner would be a perfect fit for the Bills

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  • Mr. Miyagi
    Lecter's Little *****

    • Sep 2002
    • 53616
    #1

    Why Kurt Warner would be a perfect fit for the Bills

    1) Kurt Warner has done Campbell's soup commercials.
    2) Brenda has Spikes and Wire for hair.
    3) Kurt's nose is Brown from Brenda.
    4) His thumb Burns from having Bledsoe much.
    5) His worthy Price is low but he wants Moore (yeah I know he isn't on the team anymore but play along willya?)

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  • Bill Brasky
    Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
    • Jan 2004
    • 66218
    #2
    quite impressive

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    • Jan Reimers
      Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
      • May 2003
      • 17353
      #3
      But is he AIKEN to do it? I think his WILLIS elsewhere.
      Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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      • Jan Reimers
        Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
        • May 2003
        • 17353
        #4
        ...although he hasn't played enough in recent years to be TUCKERd out.
        Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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        • Mr. Cynical
          Maybe?
          • Oct 2003
          • 9766
          #5
          This trade is all a bunch of mularkey. His price would be too high and he'd probably say "I want moor man". And Brenda wouldn't want him here because the women are hot and she'd be afraid he'd end up with V.D. - Villarial Disease.

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          • Mr. Miyagi
            Lecter's Little *****

            • Sep 2002
            • 53616
            #6
            Originally posted by Mr. Cynical
            Villarial Disease.

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            • Bill Brasky
              Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
              • Jan 2004
              • 66218
              #7
              wow, i can't believe i am reeding this.

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              • Tatonka
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 21289
                #8
                Originally posted by jfreeman
                wow, i can't believe i am reeding this.
                that is the best one yet.

                "All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." ~ Gordie Howe

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                • Jan Reimers
                  Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                  • May 2003
                  • 17353
                  #9
                  Warner will get a good LAWYER and force the Bills to ROLL over on PRICE. When he SEALS the deal, he'll say "WYCHE(ouldn't) the Bills just WIRE my bonus to my new home in STUDESVILLE?"
                  Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                  • don137
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 7720
                    #10
                    After reading this thread I think I need a Sam Adams
                    Last edited by don137; 04-21-2004, 01:24 PM.

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                    • Jan Reimers
                      Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                      • May 2003
                      • 17353
                      #11
                      Or is it MILLER Time?
                      Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                      • Mr. Miyagi
                        Lecter's Little *****

                        • Sep 2002
                        • 53616
                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jan Reimers
                        Or is it MILLER Time?
                        Who's Miller?

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                        • ryjam282
                          Offical Billszone Starting QB
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 3261
                          #13
                          Not to mention, if he leaves his bread out it will get MOULDs on it. And if fails with the Bills he will be pulling a RickSHAW in Downtown China.



                          Ryan Withey
                          Owner/President/GM/Director of Player Personnel

                          Kansas City Super Deuces

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                          • nolimit
                            Member of the Official Drew Bledsoe Truce!
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 542
                            #14
                            This whole gosh darn thread is a TRAVISty!

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                            • ryjam282
                              Offical Billszone Starting QB
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 3261
                              #15
                              Not to mention it is becoming quite Mc-Ga-hee



                              Ryan Withey
                              Owner/President/GM/Director of Player Personnel

                              Kansas City Super Deuces

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