Why Kurt Warner would be a perfect fit for the Bills

[Mr. Miyagi]

1) Kurt Warner has done Campbell's soup commercials.
2) Brenda has Spikes and Wire for hair.
3) Kurt's nose is Brown from :kissa: Brenda.
4) His thumb Burns from having Bledsoe much.
5) His worthy Price is low but he wants Moore (yeah I know he isn't on the team anymore but play along willya?)

:couch:

[Bill Brasky]

quite impressive

[Jan Reimers]

But is he AIKEN to do it? I think his WILLIS elsewhere.

[Jan Reimers]

...although he hasn't played enough in recent years to be TUCKERd out.

[Mr. Cynical]

This trade is all a bunch of mularkey. His price would be too high and he'd probably say "I want moor man". And Brenda wouldn't want him here because the women are hot and she'd be afraid he'd end up with V.D. - Villarial Disease.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by Mr. Cynical
Villarial Disease.
:rofl:

[Bill Brasky]

wow, i can't believe i am <b>reed</b>ing this.

[Tatonka]

Originally posted by jfreeman
wow, i can't believe i am <b>reed</b>ing this.

that is the best one yet.

:snicker:

[Jan Reimers]

Warner will get a good LAWYER and force the Bills to ROLL over on PRICE. When he SEALS the deal, he'll say "WYCHE(ouldn't) the Bills just WIRE my bonus to my new home in STUDESVILLE?"

[don137]

After reading this thread I think I need a Sam Adams :beer:

[Jan Reimers]

Or is it MILLER Time?

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by Jan Reimers
Or is it MILLER Time?
Who's Miller?

[ryjam282]

Not to mention, if he leaves his bread out it will get MOULDs on it. And if fails with the Bills he will be pulling a RickSHAW in Downtown China.

[nolimit]

This whole gosh darn thread is a TRAVISty!

[ryjam282]

Not to mention it is becoming quite Mc-Ga-hee

[G Wolly]

warner DREW this idea up with his LAWYER after he would REED the papers about all the MULARKEY and TROY-umphent players in buffalo.WILLIS LAWYER try for a deal??

i know it sucks but i never did it before lol:eeklol:

[Dozerdog]

Reeding this is fateagueing and Tuckering me out.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by Dozerdog
Reeding this is fateagueing and Tuckering me out.
:rofl: you mofer Tucker

[Bulldog]

Yeah, I bet Kurts wife has a stinky GASH! I know he is no longer will the Bills, but I couldn't resist.

[Jan Reimers]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
Who's Miller?

Assistant coach.

[G Wolly]

warners future as a bill seems like a bunch of MULARKEY and also looks pretty GRAY.

[Jan Reimers]

It's time for me to have a few pints of PORTER, and hope that Warner doesn't become a Bill. It could mess up that much anticipated Zolman to Coleman combination.