One Bills Drive
04-23-2004, 12:39 AM
I just wanted to let you all know that I appreciate the support you have shown over the last few months. It has been a hard off season coming off of the year we had but we are ready to hit the draft and make you all Talkin' Proud once again.
To that end, I felt I should reward you with a little insider information. Please keep this to yourselves until after the draft.
New England is going to give us all their picks this year for a player from our roster. I can't name him, but suffice it to say he didn't get higher than a 2 on his Wonderlic and has never started. The reason they are going to do this is because I have pictures of Belichick wearing a pink satin thong while dancing with another man dressed in a sailor outfit. As you can imagine, Bill was quite willing to negotiate after I showed him a copy of the pictures.
Go Bills.
Sincerely,
TD
To that end, I felt I should reward you with a little insider information. Please keep this to yourselves until after the draft.
New England is going to give us all their picks this year for a player from our roster. I can't name him, but suffice it to say he didn't get higher than a 2 on his Wonderlic and has never started. The reason they are going to do this is because I have pictures of Belichick wearing a pink satin thong while dancing with another man dressed in a sailor outfit. As you can imagine, Bill was quite willing to negotiate after I showed him a copy of the pictures.
Go Bills.
Sincerely,
TD