Halbert
04-25-2004, 06:42 AM
What the hell is going on with the Bills? Do they WANT to suck? TD must be trying to persecute me personally. Why not just send me a “You may already be a LOSER” postcard?
Why the hell would TD spend a high draft pick on a guy who couldn’t even play as a Junior because he had to have TWO surgeries on his left knee? Nobody EVER really recovers from a blown out knee to be a good player! And between surgeries he’s driving around in a car literally STREWN with CIGARS full of DRUGS!! He hangs around with a bunch of addict friends and then tries to claim he’s not an addict by passing a drug test a couple days after getting busted. He’s nothing but a loser.
Which brings me to the next Bills pick, R. J. Loserman. Oh, excuse me, it’s J. P. Losman. I just can’t help but think about another high profile player the Bills tried to get us to believe was the next Jim Kelly. I can just see it now, Loserman gets a article in SI, has a picture taken in a hot tub, except this time with a couple of Travis Henry’s 15 year old ho’s, and tells the world he’s better than Kelly ever was before getting on the field and sucking. Apparently we didn’t get enough of holding the ball too long and getting sacks from the sack machine duo starters we’ve had since Flutie got benched. Two words: Lahoo-Zaher.
Then to add insult to injury, TD picks some Anderson dude in a position we don’t need. Let me ask a question: Who? And why? We had a chance to take a DE and what do we do? Take yet another white guy at a D-line position we don’t need, when it’s obvious we desperately need DE because we already got three white guys at that spot! Name one good team that has 4 of their 7-8 D-linemen on the regular season roster that are white. You can’t because there isn’t one. That should tell you something. I don’t know who’s a bigger loser - Anderson, TD, or me for being a fan of this loser team.
Well I can take care of that last one. TD may be trying to tear this team apart but he can’t take me down with it. I’m giving up on my promise to maybe buy season tickets. I’m burning my replica Kelly jersey, my Flutie Flakes, and my Whammy Weenie. I’ll never sing the Shout song again, never drink a bowling ball shot in the parking lot, and never chant “Let’s Go Buff-A-Lo”. In fact, I’m giving up chicken wings, beef on weck, and the Allentown Art Festival forever.
I feel better now.
Why the hell would TD spend a high draft pick on a guy who couldn’t even play as a Junior because he had to have TWO surgeries on his left knee? Nobody EVER really recovers from a blown out knee to be a good player! And between surgeries he’s driving around in a car literally STREWN with CIGARS full of DRUGS!! He hangs around with a bunch of addict friends and then tries to claim he’s not an addict by passing a drug test a couple days after getting busted. He’s nothing but a loser.
Which brings me to the next Bills pick, R. J. Loserman. Oh, excuse me, it’s J. P. Losman. I just can’t help but think about another high profile player the Bills tried to get us to believe was the next Jim Kelly. I can just see it now, Loserman gets a article in SI, has a picture taken in a hot tub, except this time with a couple of Travis Henry’s 15 year old ho’s, and tells the world he’s better than Kelly ever was before getting on the field and sucking. Apparently we didn’t get enough of holding the ball too long and getting sacks from the sack machine duo starters we’ve had since Flutie got benched. Two words: Lahoo-Zaher.
Then to add insult to injury, TD picks some Anderson dude in a position we don’t need. Let me ask a question: Who? And why? We had a chance to take a DE and what do we do? Take yet another white guy at a D-line position we don’t need, when it’s obvious we desperately need DE because we already got three white guys at that spot! Name one good team that has 4 of their 7-8 D-linemen on the regular season roster that are white. You can’t because there isn’t one. That should tell you something. I don’t know who’s a bigger loser - Anderson, TD, or me for being a fan of this loser team.
Well I can take care of that last one. TD may be trying to tear this team apart but he can’t take me down with it. I’m giving up on my promise to maybe buy season tickets. I’m burning my replica Kelly jersey, my Flutie Flakes, and my Whammy Weenie. I’ll never sing the Shout song again, never drink a bowling ball shot in the parking lot, and never chant “Let’s Go Buff-A-Lo”. In fact, I’m giving up chicken wings, beef on weck, and the Allentown Art Festival forever.
I feel better now.