One of the best workouts!

[kardshark19]

All you peeps may not realize this, but sex :hump: is one of the best workouts. When my GF and I first got together, we were having sex hours on end, and you could really see the results. Our stomachs were getting tighter, we'd lose weight not only because you sweat and burn so many calories, but you also spend less time eating. Food, that is. ;) And you work out your muscles to with all the lifting and stuff. :up:

But then after about a year, you seem to have less sex, and you get fatter and plumper.

And now we are broken up, I am having no sex, I drink more beer and eat more, and I am now :fatkid2:.

So, all you peeps should get in the bedroom, and work it! It does a body good! :up:

[shelby]

:spit:

[Typ0]

Yes doctor. I'll get right on that.

[Typ0]

Originally posted by kardshark19
When my GF and I first got together, we were having sex hours on end, and you could really see the results.


I have a couple of questions about this though. First of all...why do you have to be on end to use up calories? What if you are like on side or something? Also, what if you are having sex with yourself on end? Does that count?

[kardshark19]

Originally posted by Typ0



I have a couple of questions about this though. First of all...why do you have to be on end to use up calories? What if you are like on side or something? Also, what if you are having sex with yourself on end? Does that count?

Hey, add another woman and even being in the middle works! :naughty:

And with regards to having sex with yourself, i guess it depends on how hard you work. But i wouldn't recommend it, as getting the same results may cause major chaffing. :mods:

[Typ0]

hmmm...I did not know that vaseline would make you chaffe. I'm going to have to look into that.

[imbondz]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. vaseline is so 1970s

[kardshark19]

Originally posted by Typ0
hmmm...I did not know that vaseline would make you chaffe. I'm going to have to look into that.

that's just how hard you're going to have to work. not worth it, so your first step in this journey to weight-loss, is get the girl to help you out. :male:

[imbondz]

Ah, reach down, between my legs, ease the seat back. She's blinding, I'm flying, right behind the rear-view mirror now. Got the feeling, power steering, pistons popping, ain't no stopping now...