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mypoorfriendme
06-15-2004, 10:16 AM
just because this is somewhat interesting, and thats more than you can say about 95% of the things happening right now...

who is the ugliest man in the nfl and sports?? try to post pictures if you can. my nominations are...

NFL - Jeff Garcia

Sports - Venus Williams, Gina Torassi, and Shaq off the top of my head

:ugly:

:feedback:

Mr. Miyagi
06-15-2004, 10:19 AM
Who's Gina Torassi? :scratch:

Mr. Miyagi
06-15-2004, 10:20 AM
And how are "Gina Torassi" and Venus Williams considered "ugliest man"?

mypoorfriendme
06-15-2004, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
And how are "Gina Torassi" and Venus Williams considered "ugliest man"?

have you seen them??? :scratch:

gina torassi is the she-man from UConn, the phenom basketball player.

id bet money that both of them have male appendages

Tatonka
06-15-2004, 11:30 AM
that is a weak list of ugly people if you ask me.

daryl talley was one of the ugliest men in sports history.

when i was a teenager.. i used to think of him during sex when i was trying to last longer.

mackey789
06-15-2004, 11:36 AM
thats a classic

Gunzlingr
06-15-2004, 11:38 AM
Robert Parrish and Kordell Stewart.

mypoorfriendme
06-15-2004, 11:44 AM
not much thought went into mine...all i know is the williams sisters have NO foreheads, ***diana*** is a man, shaq looks ******ed, and jeff garcia is just ugly.

http://krant.telegraaf.nl/krant/actueel/melbourne00/fotos/mb00.williams.jpg

http://www.ctnow.com/extras/huskies/taursi.jpg

TigerJ
06-15-2004, 12:13 PM
Of the two Williams sisters, Venus is the more "appearance challenged." I think both of them have tried hard to improve their looks but It would take plastic surgery to help Venus. She wouldn't be a particularly bad looking guy though.

Kramer
06-15-2004, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by TigerJ
Of the two Williams sisters, Venus is the more "appearance challenged." I think both of them have tried hard to improve their looks but It would take plastic surgery to help Venus. She wouldn't be a particularly bad looking guy though.
Yeah but she would be a guy with monsterous hooters.

TheGhostofJimKelly
06-15-2004, 01:47 PM
Dany Heatley from the Atlanta Thrashers.

The Spaz
06-15-2004, 01:52 PM
Sam Cassell!!!!!!!!

http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/sam_cassell.jpg

The Spaz
06-15-2004, 01:57 PM
Popeye Jones

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/basketball/nba/players/834.jpg

The Spaz
06-15-2004, 01:58 PM
Scottie Pippen

http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/scottie_pippen.jpg

BillsOwnAll
06-15-2004, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
Who's Gina Torassi? :scratch:

Pretty sure thats the tall chick with the musstache.

Jan Reimers
06-15-2004, 02:25 PM
Did we forget Patrick Ewing?

Jan Reimers
06-15-2004, 02:30 PM
...our own Travis Henry would have to get some consideration.

justasportsfan
06-15-2004, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Tatonka

when i was a teenager.. i used to think of him during sex when i was trying to last longer. but you still had a hard on?

Jan Reimers
06-15-2004, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
Pretty sure thats the tall chick with the musstache.

Are you sure you're not confusing the UConn womens' b-ball coach, Geno Auriema and his recently graduated star player, Dianna Taurasi?

The Spaz
06-15-2004, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by justasportsfan
but you still had a hard on?

:rofl::lol:

:lolpoint:Tatonka

Slick
06-15-2004, 02:38 PM
http://www.interbasket.net/players/muresan.jpg

mypoorfriendme
06-15-2004, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Jan Reimers
Are you sure you're not confusing the UConn womens' b-ball coach, Geno Auriema and his recently graduated star player, Dianna Taurasi?

dianna taurasi would be the one...got the two mixed up

TedMock
06-15-2004, 03:32 PM
Lester Hayes is still on my all time ugly list. As is Deacon Jones.

don137
06-15-2004, 03:35 PM
Randy Johnson

saviorbledsoe
06-15-2004, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by The Spaz
Sam Cassell!!!!!!!!

http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/sam_cassell.jpg

you stold mine dammit!

saviorbledsoe
06-15-2004, 04:31 PM
Hey watch it with the Scottie Pippen! My all time favorite bball player.

The Spaz
06-15-2004, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by saviorbledsoe
Hey watch it with the Scottie Pippen! My all time favorite bball player.

Good player but he's still ugly.

OpIv37
06-15-2004, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Jan Reimers
Did we forget Patrick Ewing?

Agreed- I was surprised how many responses were submitted before his name came up.

And what about Jay Fiedler? The dude can fly by flapping his ears.

Bled2Hen
06-15-2004, 05:22 PM
travis henry is maddd sexy!

saviorbledsoe
06-15-2004, 06:01 PM
I always thought that chick from UCONN was kinda sexy in a strange way. Amazon woman :)

DraftBoy
06-15-2004, 06:05 PM
Umm..How about 90% of the NHL

DraftBoy
06-15-2004, 06:06 PM
esp. Theoren Fluery

TigerJ
06-15-2004, 07:25 PM
Let's hear it for Rob Ray.

The Spaz
06-15-2004, 07:35 PM
If you want to go the hockey route how about Donald Brashear. Take a look at his eyebrows.

http://hextall.ru/roster/photo/brashear_donald/brashear_donald01.jpg

Dozerdog
06-15-2004, 07:56 PM
Active uglies

Darius Kasperitis and Mike Ricci in Hockey (Bobby Clarke was pretty bad) http://www.russianhockey.net/clarke2.jpg

Football- Kordell Stewart when his acne breaks out

Baseball- Randy Johnson

Basketball- Half the league- especially the russians

sabreshockey096
06-15-2004, 07:57 PM
dany heatley is pretty ugly ive seen him up close i think its the curly hair and no teeth that make him ugly and so is daryl talley is ugly too i met once when i was 6 at wegmans in orchard park he was buying anti freeze

Dozerdog
06-15-2004, 08:02 PM
Actually- heatly reminds me a lot of how Bobby Clarke looked as a player-


<img src="http://www.onlinesports.com/images/phf-aaff006.jpg" align="right" width="250” border="2">http://www.strictlymint.com/online_store/store/images/13003.jpg

Dantheman1280
06-15-2004, 08:19 PM
Travis Henry
Jay Feidler
Tayshaun Prince (he looks like a bird)
Mia Hamm

SeatownBillsFan21
06-16-2004, 01:41 AM
the entire Dolphins team front office and fan base... nuff said

B-DON
06-16-2004, 02:49 AM
is it just me or does paul pierce look like a rich mans beetlejuice( the black midget from howard stern not the white movie guuy)

Mr. Miyagi
06-16-2004, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Slick
http://www.interbasket.net/players/muresan.jpg
We have a winner.

elltrain22
06-16-2004, 09:26 AM
First off, its Diana Taurasi, and she's not that ugly ( not that pretty either, but not ugly ).

Baseball: Jose Contreras

Football: Koy Detmer-- can you say Neckbeard???

Basketball: definetely Sam Cassell-- hands down...

Hockey: there are so many, but mine has gotta be Rod Brindamor

Mr. Miyagi
06-16-2004, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by elltrain22
First off, its Diana Taurasi, and she's not that ugly ( not that pretty either, but not ugly ).
Thank you. :miyagi:

justasportsfan
06-16-2004, 10:22 AM
I would never call another human being ugly. That's just not right. VIsually challenged is the politically correct word.

mypoorfriendme
06-16-2004, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Dantheman1280

Mia Hamm

i always thought mia hamm was hott :phew:

The Spaz
06-16-2004, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by mypoorfriendme
i always thought mia hamm was hott :phew:

Mia Hamm is hot.

http://www.wheelsoffdesign.com/hof/hamm/hamm12.jpg

justasportsfan
06-16-2004, 12:28 PM
EEEWWWW! Check her feet . Looks like molded/fungus HAM :puke:

The Spaz
06-16-2004, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by justasportsfan
EEEWWWW! Check her feet . Looks like molded/fungus HAM :puke:

She might have that skin disorder that makes your skin white in certain areas. I'd still tap it.:hump: I love athletic chicks.

justasportsfan
06-16-2004, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by The Spaz


I'd still tap it.:hump: Just make sure she wears socks.

saviorbledsoe
06-16-2004, 04:45 PM
That is sand u goofballs! lol

Canadian'eh!
06-16-2004, 04:51 PM
Someone give slick a trophy or something.. i was racking my brain for a good one and after that picture i quit trying. nothing beats "my giant"

Halbert
06-16-2004, 11:09 PM
:log:

TedMock
06-18-2004, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by The Spaz


Mia Hamm is hot.

http://www.wheelsoffdesign.com/hof/hamm/hamm12.jpg

Dude, what's up with her feet? Not the sand, the size 13's. I bet she can hang, from monkey bars, by her feet. They are a little scary.

MDFINFAN
06-18-2004, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by Tatonka
that is a weak list of ugly people if you ask me.

daryl talley was one of the ugliest men in sports history.

when i was a teenager.. i used to think of him during sex when i was trying to last longer.

Tantonka, you could have left this out of this thread, now when I think of you...Man the visions....whew...not sure here kid, not sure about you here...:couch:

TigerJ
06-18-2004, 05:18 PM
I keep looking at the picture in youor signature, justasportsfan, and it fianlly came to me. Thatsa lotta bull! LOL

Thailog80
06-18-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
And how are &quot;Gina Torassi&quot; and Venus Williams considered &quot;ugliest man&quot;?

Cuz Venis Williams is really Patrick Ewing.

Thailog80
06-18-2004, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by TedMock


Dude, what's up with her feet? Not the sand, the size 13's. I bet she can hang, from monkey bars, by her feet. They are a little scary.

Her feet detract from Nosmars...err Nomar's huge nose.