I got these from http://www.wilk4.com/humor/humor.htm
The team names are pretty much interchangable, but, it's still funny.
Dolphins Football
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Be careful not to speed in Miami;
the police are handing out Dolphins game tickets.
Q: What's the difference between the Dolphins and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
A: The Miami Dolphins.
Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Dolphins?
A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense.
Announcement from public address system at Pro Player Stadium:
"Will the parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come get them? They are beating the Dolphins 14-0."
Q: What do the Dolphins and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours for the Dolphins. While on his way to the locker room, one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Dave Wandstat immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
Q: How do you keep the Dolphins out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do you call an Dolphin with a Super Bowl Ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Dave Wandstat upset when the Dolphins' playbook was stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.
The team names are pretty much interchangable, but, it's still funny.
Dolphins Football
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Be careful not to speed in Miami;
the police are handing out Dolphins game tickets.
Q: What's the difference between the Dolphins and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
A: The Miami Dolphins.
Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Dolphins?
A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense.
Announcement from public address system at Pro Player Stadium:
"Will the parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come get them? They are beating the Dolphins 14-0."
Q: What do the Dolphins and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours for the Dolphins. While on his way to the locker room, one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Dave Wandstat immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
Q: How do you keep the Dolphins out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do you call an Dolphin with a Super Bowl Ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Dave Wandstat upset when the Dolphins' playbook was stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.
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