Wife & kids gone!

[John Ward]

Ok now I need an idea. The wife and kids are gone for the weekend and I just finished the yard work, cleaned the pool, and just cracked open a nice cold one. Now I sit and ponder what the hell should I do tonight? Let's hear some ideas. Oh by the way, it's sunny and in the low 90's all weekend!

[LtBillsFan66]

Hooker?

[John Ward]

Nah.....to many girls give it for free!!!!

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by John Ward
Nah.....to many girls give it for free!!!!

Now that's the right attitude! :up:

[mush69]

Do what you would normally do! Put on a pair of your wifes panties and watch porn movies!

[Michael82]

Originally posted by mush69
Do what you would normally do! Put on a pair of your wifes panties and watch porn movies!

OMG! :rofl:

:snicker:

[Gunzlingr]

STRIP CLUB!

[Jeff1220]

Originally posted by mush69
Do what you would normally do! Put on a pair of your wifes panties and watch porn movies!

:rofl:

[Mr.Reality]

Enjoy the peace and quiet.

[John Ward]

OK...this is what I did.....the neighbor calls me knowing I am enjoying the peace and quiet, as MR. Reality suggested, then the phone rings. My neighbor, she calls and asked if I can come over at look at her pool pump. She's from England and home herself. So I go ver with tool box in and, fix her pool pump and have a couple of beers. And that was it. Came home and watch a little NFL Network and went to bed. Yes, it was relaxing! Now, what to do today and tonight?