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  • Michael82
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 82328

    Check this site out... another pissed off Dolphin fan

  • The Spaz
    Registered User
    • Mar 2003
    • 19066

    #2

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    • Michael82
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 82328

      #3
      This had to be the best introduction I have seen in a while...



      Ricky,

      Thanks! Thanks for sticking it right up my ***hole this year! Most of us Dol-phans were waiting until December for our asses to be swollen, but you decided to give us Christmas (or Hanukkah or Kwanza) in July! Thanks for topping off the best off-season in professional sports Ricky! Just in case anyone forgot, Ricky stopped giving a crap after:

      1. The team missed the playoffs again.

      2. The aborted hiring of Dan Marino as vice president of football operations.

      3. That came after the team had searched for a general manager, settling only on a change of titles and responsibilities for Rick Spielman and Dave Wannstedt.

      4. Then came the promotion of Joel Collier to offensive coordinator in January after Norv Turner left. Collier resigned the position May 10 because of exhaustion. Collier was replaced by Chris Foerster, a first-time offensive coordinator.

      5. Ricky Williams himself was fined four weeks' pay because of a second positive drug test late last season. He appealed the fine and said he has yet to hear the result, but don't we all need a hit every now and again?

      6. Junior Seau used a homosexual slur.

      7. Three Dolphins players were arrested during the off-season, including starting tight end Randy McMichael on June 29. He was charged with assault on his pregnant wife.

      8. Discussions with Chris Chambers about a contract extension did not exist.

      9. David Boston posing in the mirror more often than showing up on the practice field.

      10. Adewale Ogunleye contract talks have gone smoother than me at my high school prom (which isn't very smooth).

      But keep the faith Dolphin fans, the team and Pro Player Stadium just made a bunch of money by announcing a great sponsorship agreement with DHL. Seriously, where is Mark Higgs when we need him?

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      • Philagape
        WIN NOW
        • Jul 2002
        • 19432

        #4
        The Wanndstedt photo on the right is priceless
        "It is better to be divided by truth than to be united by error." -- Martin Luther

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        • Michael82
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 82328

          #5
          Check out how pissed he was...

          I wonder how many people destroyed their Ricky bobbleheads.
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          • The Spaz
            Registered User
            • Mar 2003
            • 19066

            #6
            Originally posted by Mikey82
            Check out how pissed he was...

            I wonder how many people destroyed their Ricky bobbleheads.

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            • Michael82
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 82328

              #7
              Originally posted by Philagape
              The Wanndstedt photo on the right is priceless
              I bet Churchie could add the knife.

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              • Dozerdog
                In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

                Administrator Emeritus
                • Jul 2002
                • 42586

                #8
                Fact or Fiction: The Miami Hurricanes Have More First Round Picks On Their Roster Now Than The Dolphins?

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                • The Spaz
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 19066

                  #9
                  Looks like someone really took it out on Ricky bobblehead! Damn fin fans!

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                  • Earthquake Enyart
                    Legendary Zoner
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 27521

                    #10
                    Man, that smashed bobblehead is funny.

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                    • lordofgun
                      in charge of you

                      Administrator Emeritus
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 48416

                      #11
                      I would have bought the screw ricky merch before, but now I kinda like him!






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                      • Mr. Miyagi
                        Lecter's Little *****

                        • Sep 2002
                        • 53616

                        #12
                        Classy Dolphins fans.

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                        • Bulldog
                          Top Dog
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 2654

                          #13
                          I think the smashed bobble head has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I can just picture Fin-Fan seeing the news that Wicky has called it quits and frantically looking for the nearest Wicky gear to mangle! The only thing better than that picture would be the video!
                          I only drink when I'm alone or with others.

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                          • Michael82
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 82328

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bulldog
                            I think the smashed bobble head has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I can just picture Fin-Fan seeing the news that Wicky has called it quits and frantically looking for the nearest Wicky gear to mangle! The only thing better than that picture would be the video!
                            I'd pay to see the video!

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                            • saviorbledsoe
                              All-Pro Zoner
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 2391

                              #15
                              THERES A STORE!!!!

                              I gotta order the "Screw Ricky" thong :)

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