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  • Mr. Miyagi
    Lecter's Little Bitch

    • Sep 2002
    • 53616

    Dolphins signed Ricky Williams

    ...The OTHER one.

    What do you do when your top running back wigs out and unexpectedly retires?

    If you're the Miami Dolphins, you go out and get a guy with the same name, and hope that nobody notices.

    The Dolphins signed the "other" Ricky Williams from the Colts, and promptly named him their starter for the 2004 season.


  • Mr. Miyagi
    Lecter's Little Bitch

    • Sep 2002
    • 53616

    #2
    "I can make cutbacks, grow dreadlocks, develop a personality disorder; whatever they need," Williams said.

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    • The Spaz
      Registered User
      • Mar 2003
      • 19066

      #3
      I love it. This is the guy who ended up having a 0.00 GPA at Texas Tech.

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      • Mr. Miyagi
        Lecter's Little Bitch

        • Sep 2002
        • 53616

        #4
        They should even give him #34 and no one will even notice.

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        • justasportsfan
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 71579

          #5
          sacrifice1
          https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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          • Samphin1
            Registered User
            • Mar 2004
            • 1109

            #6
            Re: Dolphins signed Ricky Williams

            Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
            ...The OTHER one.

            What do you do when your top running back wigs out and unexpectedly retires?

            If you're the Miami Dolphins, you go out and get a guy with the same name, and hope that nobody notices.

            The Dolphins signed the "other" Ricky Williams from the Colts, and promptly named him their starter for the 2004 season.


            http://www.sperts.net/article.php?page=254
            Pretty funny.

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            • danny4804
              AJ FEELEY..WORST QB RATING IN ALL OF FOOTBALL!! 61.7
              • Dec 2003
              • 605

              #7
              Originally posted by Samphin1
              Pretty funny.
              Samphin, your a good guy......I actually feel bad for you. OK no i dont.

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              • Samphin1
                Registered User
                • Mar 2004
                • 1109

                #8
                Originally posted by danny4804
                Samphin, your a good guy......I actually feel bad for you. OK no i dont.
                You should feel bad for me. I just bought a house in California where the price of housing is too frikkin high, the gas prices are insane, and auto insurance is through the roof.

                Don't feel sorry for me about this Williams thing. Nothing I can do about it but curse his name and celebrate my new found dart board, which used to be a poster of a certain quitter.

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                • saviorbledsoe
                  All-Pro Zoner
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 2391

                  #9
                  this is f*ing hilarious. but how the hell am i going to explain all this crap to my gf and my mom and other non football nuts come Oct 17th.

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                  • Mr. Miyagi
                    Lecter's Little Bitch

                    • Sep 2002
                    • 53616

                    #10
                    I don't even know if this was just a hoax or it's true. But it's funny nonetheless.

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                    • saviorbledsoe
                      All-Pro Zoner
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 2391

                      #11
                      ohhhhhhhhhhhhh so this might nit be real? good thing my dad didnt answer the phone when i called him to tell him lol

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                      • danny4804
                        AJ FEELEY..WORST QB RATING IN ALL OF FOOTBALL!! 61.7
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 605

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Samphin1
                        You should feel bad for me. I just bought a house in California where the price of housing is too frikkin high, the gas prices are insane, and auto insurance is through the roof.

                        Don't feel sorry for me about this Williams thing. Nothing I can do about it but curse his name and celebrate my new found dart board, which used to be a poster of a certain quitter.
                        It's been a rough year buddy!!

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                        • saviorbledsoe
                          All-Pro Zoner
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 2391

                          #13
                          its not real....i dont see anything anywhere else.

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                          • Mr. Miyagi
                            Lecter's Little Bitch

                            • Sep 2002
                            • 53616

                            #14
                            Originally posted by saviorbledsoe
                            its not real....i dont see anything anywhere else.
                            Yeah I know I think this line kinda gave it away:

                            "Most people in Miami are over 60, so they'll forget if we trot out another guy named Ricky Williams," Wannstedt told sPERTS.

                            "They'll assume it's the same guy. They already think A.J. Feeley is Jay Fiedler anyway."

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                            • saviorbledsoe
                              All-Pro Zoner
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 2391

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
                              Yeah I know I think this line kinda gave it away:

                              "Most people in Miami are over 60, so they'll forget if we trot out another guy named Ricky Williams," Wannstedt told sPERTS.

                              "They'll assume it's the same guy. They already think A.J. Feeley is Jay Fiedler anyway."
                              i dont know....had me fooled. You really doubt that Wanny would say that?

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