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_Ghost_Hackers
08-02-2004, 05:33 PM
You did right this time:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/nation/president/2004-08-01-poll-kerry_x.htm

BAM
08-02-2004, 05:40 PM
:bf1:

chernobylwraiths
08-02-2004, 06:43 PM
There's three months left.

Novacane
08-02-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
There's three months left.


and it's gonna be a long nasty 3 months. I am swearing off talking any politics until after the rep conventions. I just hope Kerry does'nt do something really stupid in the next month.

ArcticWildMan
08-02-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
...... I just hope Kerry does'nt do something really stupid in the next month.


You mean like posing for more pics like the one in my sig? :snicker:

_Ghost_Hackers
08-02-2004, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
and it's gonna be a long nasty 3 months. I am swearing off talking any politics until after the rep conventions. I just hope Kerry does'nt do something really stupid in the next month.

Every time Kerry opens his mouth, it is too say something stupid. The only chance that idiot has a chance of winning is if he shuts up for the next 3 months and lets Edwards do the talking.

DOWN WITH KERRY!!

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
I just hope Kerry does'nt do something really stupid in the next month.

Why????

Patrick76777
08-03-2004, 08:55 AM
Nice Bumber stickers!

Is there anything better than Bumper Sticker Humor?

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
Is there anything better than Bumper Sticker Humor?

MY humor is quite a bit better.

Patrick76777
08-03-2004, 08:58 AM
You’re good Log, but you can’t compare to the likes of,


“if you don’t like my driving, call 1-800-eat-#$%”

or

“These colors don’t run”

or

“First Iraq then France”

Š
08-03-2004, 09:00 AM
Speaking of bumper stickers, I just put one of these on my sporty minivan

http://www.anglia-models.co.uk/hotwheels.jpg

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
“First Iraq then France”


I like that one!

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 09:11 AM
I used to have a buymper sticker that said "Boycott China."

I miss it. :(

Dozerdog
08-03-2004, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
You’re good Log, but you can’t compare to the likes of,


“if you don’t like my driving, call 1-800-eat-#$%”

or

“These colors don’t run”

or

“First Iraq then France”



"Hey all you virgins out there-Thanks for nothing!!"

Š
08-03-2004, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I used to have a buymper sticker that said "Boycott China."

I miss it. :(

Was it made in Taiwan ?

Patrick76777
08-03-2004, 09:19 AM
99.9% of all bumber stickers are gay!



And the hate France thing is so played out.

Š
08-03-2004, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
99.9% of all bumber stickers are gay!





You should get that on a bumper sticker, pat

Patrick76777
08-03-2004, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by Š
You should get that on a bumper sticker, pat



lol. I like it.

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 09:25 AM
I always liked:

If you value your life as much as I value my car, don't F*** with it!

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I used to have a buymper sticker that said "Boycott China."

I miss it. :(

I bet it was made in China.

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 09:27 AM
"I got the tinted windows so I could pick my nose and eat it."

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 09:29 AM
oops...wrong thread.

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 09:30 AM
Yucky!

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by billsfanone
Yucky!

Oh please. We all do it!

Novacane
08-03-2004, 09:39 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Why????


because I won't be able to mock him. No political talk for me until after the rep convention

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 09:46 AM
France hating never gets old in my book!

Dozerdog
08-03-2004, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
99.9% of all bumber stickers are gay!



And the hate France thing is so played out.



Yeah- we need someone new to hate- this is getting old.


What about Peru?

Š
08-03-2004, 10:08 AM
Yeah, that GD Japanese Prime Minister they have there in Peru.

What's up with that ? Don't they remember Pearl Harbour ?

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 10:11 AM
My ex-girlfriend is Peruvian. :D

Bill Brasky
08-03-2004, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
You’re good Log, but you can’t compare to the likes of,


“if you don’t like my driving, call 1-800-eat-#$%”

or

“These colors don’t run”

or

“First Iraq then France”

How about

"my kid was an honor student at dickface middle school"

or

"this vehicle makes wide turns"

or even the most famous one where that stupid cartoon kid is pissing on various things... like nascar fans who have him pissing on Jeff Gordon's number... how gay.

my favorite is "my cub scout at your brownie"


Originally posted by _Ghost_Hackers
Every time Kerry opens his mouth, it is too say something stupid.

And GW has never said anything stupid. :idunno:

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by jfreeman
my favorite is "my cub scout at your brownie"


:rofl:

Š
08-03-2004, 10:15 AM
I'm partial to

'My kid beat the crap out of your kid the honour student at Our Lady of Perpetual Motion High School'

Bill Brasky
08-03-2004, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by billsfanone
:rofl:

Yeah, where's the laughtracker police on that one?

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by jfreeman
Yeah, where's the laughtracker police on that one?

He might rule that he's heard that one many times before. I laugh at everything, so I'm not the best judge.

Bill Brasky
08-03-2004, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by billsfanone
He might rule that he's heard that one many times before.

You sound like John Madden when they're reviewing a play.

Š
08-03-2004, 10:27 AM
No with madden, there'd be more grunting and a lot of 'pows' and 'bams'

BAM
08-03-2004, 11:23 AM
I like this one:

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

BAM
08-03-2004, 11:25 AM
or:

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps

and

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

Š
08-03-2004, 11:25 AM
Up here it's "Lottery and Bingo: A tax on trailer trash"

_Ghost_Hackers
08-03-2004, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
99.9% of all bumber stickers are gay!



And the hate France thing is so played out.

Dude - we will NEVER be able to hate France enough ... never!