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LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 12:14 PM
Do these fat slobs need even more reasons to mock them!

National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance
http://www.naafa.org/

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 12:15 PM
I'm gonna have me some fun later tonight!
http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 12:16 PM
:rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=16&t=000354

STAMPY
08-03-2004, 12:17 PM
Hey BF1 vote on the fantasy league board... its important, majority vote decides somethin

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 12:17 PM
:rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=16&t=000351

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
:rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=16&t=000354

ROFLMAO!!!

Do they need to tempt me more. I'm going to rip those slops' self-esteem to shreds later. :up:

Novacane
08-03-2004, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
:rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=16&t=000351




We recently purchased a jet ski and I've run across a problem I hope someone can help me with. I'm a large person (around 300 lbs.) and though I
figured out how to get on the jet ski in shallow water, I have twice now fallen off in deep water and could not get back on the thing!..................



ROFLMAO!

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 12:21 PM
I'm going in tonight as a self-loathing slob.

I can't wait!

Novacane
08-03-2004, 12:21 PM
.............................I was
humiliated both times because we ended up just having to have my husband "tow" me back to shore with a rope - which hurt like crazy and also made me
think I was going to drown due to all the water I kept swallowing...





I'm literally laughing so hard that I'm crying

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 12:22 PM
You should ask for help on how to find your penis.

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
You should ask for help on how to find your penis.

:rofl:

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
.............................I was
humiliated both times because we ended up just having to have my husband "tow" me back to shore with a rope - which hurt like crazy and also made me
think I was going to drown due to all the water I kept swallowing...

I would have paid a lot of money to see that!!!!

justasportsfan
08-03-2004, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
:rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=16&t=000351 Do they still need airbags?

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
I'm literally laughing so hard that I'm crying

That one's so funny that I think it's a fake. Someone like me who's going to go on and post pathetic stories. Or maybe not! :rofl:

I like the seatbelt one. The car rental guy wasn't enthused about calling other dealers to see if they had a "seatbelt extension." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I would have paid a lot of money to see that!!!!

I would have pointed, laughed, and mocked!

The Spaz
08-03-2004, 12:24 PM
WTF is wrong with these fat ****s?!:rofl::lol:

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 12:27 PM
greetings zippy i have , in the past had your problem. i can only tell you what i did. the pimples i had were boils, and appeared under my arms and where the fat rolled tightly at the sides of my knee area.

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=16&t=000347

:rofl:

Novacane
08-03-2004, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
greetings zippy i have , in the past had your problem. i can only tell you what i did. the pimples i had were boils, and appeared under my arms and where the fat rolled tightly at the sides of my knee area.

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=16&t=000347

:rofl:


:puke:

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 12:36 PM
I try to take 2 showers a day, with antibacterial soap...but that doesn't help. *sigh*

Best advice I can give is keep skin from rubing agenst other skin. I use cloth also and it works great for this problem.Best advice I can give is keep skin from rubing agenst other skin. I use cloth also and it works great for this problem.

I have had very good luck with Gold Bond Extra Strength medicated powder, under my apron and in all other "nether" areas

APRON! :rofl:

Novacane
08-03-2004, 12:38 PM
:lol:





"supersized forum" :rofl:

Novacane
08-03-2004, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun


APRON! :rofl:


I don't even want to know what that is

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 12:43 PM
Did I hit a goldmine or what! :D

Novacane
08-03-2004, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by billsfanone
Did I hit a goldmine or what! :D


funniest site ever is an understatement

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 12:47 PM
UNBELIEVABLE!

The first two guys are trying to lose weight and the mod comes along and yells at them! :rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000121

Novacane
08-03-2004, 12:47 PM
please tell us how you happend to find this site :D

The Spaz
08-03-2004, 12:48 PM
Hey who wants to register?!:naughty:

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
please tell us how you happend to find this site :D

I read about it in a newspaper. I was at lunch and I had to run back to post it!

The Spaz
08-03-2004, 12:52 PM
Have any of them posted pictures of themselves?!:eek::whatthe:

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 12:53 PM
I wish I had the ability to just shake things off like this. When people decide to make the mistake of insulting me I take it very personal and usually lash out with pounding their face. The end result of this is never a good one. I am taking anger managment classes right now because of this problem. Im really not a mean or violent person. I just dont take crap from anyone. I treat everyone with the respect that I wanna be treated with.

OMG :rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=35&t=000050

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I wish I had the ability to just shake things off like this. When people decide to make the mistake of insulting me I take it very personal and usually lash out with pounding their face. The end result of this is never a good one. I am taking anger managment classes right now because of this problem. Im really not a mean or violent person. I just dont take crap from anyone. I treat everyone with the respect that I wanna be treated with.

OMG :rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=35&t=000050

I wish I knew where to find this guy. I would make fun of him, then run, doing a Deion Sanders type of dance/stride while mocking his attempt to catch me.

The Spaz
08-03-2004, 12:56 PM
That site is absolutely hysterical!!!!:rofl::lol:

Dozerdog
08-03-2004, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
UNBELIEVABLE!

The first two guys are trying to lose weight and the mod comes along and yells at them! :rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000121

Over officious Jerks! :fatkid:

Earthquake Enyart
08-03-2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by The Spaz
Hey who wants to register?!:naughty:
:naughty: In progress. :snicker:



Originally posted by Dozerdog
Over officious Jerks! :fatkid:

Even the fat guys are overmoderated. :cynic:

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
UNBELIEVABLE!

The first two guys are trying to lose weight and the mod comes along and yells at them! :rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000121

Classic!

Earthquake Enyart
08-03-2004, 01:25 PM
Boy, I have the perfect thread to start too. I can't wait. :naughty:

Novacane
08-03-2004, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Dozerdog
Over officious Jerks! :fatkid:


no kidding! THe guys trying to keep himself from dying young and he gets yelled at :shakeno:

08-03-2004, 01:47 PM
Hey, Rotundo, are your ass-cheeks chafing you something fierce ?

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 05:45 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/diet.fitness/08/02/fat.activism.ap/index.html

***** fat slobs.

The Spaz
08-03-2004, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by billsfanone
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/diet.fitness/08/02/fat.activism.ap/index.html

***** fat slobs.

Fitness and personal instructor don't seem to go together!:confused:

Novacane
08-03-2004, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by billsfanone
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/diet.fitness/08/02/fat.activism.ap/index.html

***** fat slobs.




from the article


The association, known as NAAFA, holds its annual convention starting Wednesday in Newark, New Jersey,



Maybe you can run over and pick up a hot date BF1

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
from the article


The association, known as NAAFA, holds its annual convention starting Wednesday in Newark, New Jersey,



Maybe you can run over and pick up a hot date BF1

I'd like to throw doughnuts at them.

Novacane
08-03-2004, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by billsfanone
I'd like to throw doughnuts at them.


That would be like throwing a steak to a pack of rotweillers. They'd kill eachother.

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 08:45 PM
http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002467

:rofl:

This stuff will never get old. It will provide me with years of material. I want to join the board so bad, but have to calm down a bit first. I don't want to ruin my plan by coming out too strong. I'm fighting the urge - and I know it'll be better in the long run if I wait and plot my attack more.

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 08:48 PM
I knew a guy who was literally fat-phobic because, as a child, an overweight rollerskater fell on him. True story.

:rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002453

lordofgun
08-03-2004, 08:50 PM
I love their screen names:

BigCatLady

General Tso :rofl:

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 08:51 PM
FatKid :rofl:

I'm over joyed right now. I don't have to humiliate fatsos anymore, they do it themselves!

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 08:54 PM
http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002449

My computer has been hijacked by spammers! My home page comes up as "Fitness & You" and no matter how many times I reset it, it always changes back to "fitness & You".
This unasked for homepage is full of anti-fat links and articles.



Every friggin post is entertaining!

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 08:56 PM
HOLY ****!

THE COW THAT RUNS THE SITE IS THE BEAST WHO SUED JAZZERCISE!

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002406

08-03-2004, 09:13 PM
Hey, food is a legal product. If you walk in the supermarket, it's implied that you will get second-hand fat , but you knew that going in. Fat people pay more taxes (the tax rate on Twinkies is to the moon, Norton), so it follows therefore that we should have more rights than skinny people.

What right do you skinny folks have to impose restrictions on a private business selling a legal product ? Last time I checked, it was a free country, wasn't it ?

Those skinny folks should just stay the **** home.

LtBillsFan66
08-03-2004, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by
Hey, food is a legal product. If you walk in the supermarket, it's implied that you will get second-hand fat , but you knew that going in. Fat people pay more taxes (the tax rate on Twinkies is to the moon, Norton), so it follows therefore that we should have more rights than skinny people.

What right do you skinny folks have to impose restrictions on a private business selling a legal product ? Last time I checked, it was a free country, wasn't it ?

Those skinny folks should just stay the **** home.

hahahahahahaha

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 06:24 AM
I'm in, BABY!!!!!! :snicker:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002526

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 06:43 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I'm in, BABY!!!!!! :snicker:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002526

Dude that's ****ed up?!:jawdrop: I bety Mikey looks like a dwarf compared to these people.

casdhf
08-04-2004, 07:41 AM
I agree, I wouldnt call Mikey huge...but it is still hilarious none the less.

Michael82
08-04-2004, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I'm in, BABY!!!!!! :snicker:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002526

I have a word for people like you...

*******!!!!

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I'm in, BABY!!!!!! :snicker:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002526

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 08:41 AM
Where the f*** is pat?

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 08:51 AM
It wasn't on this forum. :(

SABURZFAN
08-04-2004, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I'm in, BABY!!!!!! :snicker:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002526

:laughter:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 08:56 AM
Looks like someone took the bait!

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 09:11 AM
I just registered as Fatty McFat!

I wonder if they'll approve me. :D

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 09:24 AM
LMAO petunia has some advice!:rofl:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 09:27 AM
I'm going to infiltrate the site tonight.

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 09:33 AM
I just registered again as Fat Guy in a Little Coat.

Put the wrong email in the first time. :mad:

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 09:35 AM
I'm 6'4.5 and about 490# My shoulders are about as wide as a Pepsi machine!

:rofl:

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 09:41 AM
I actually feel bad for these people. They spend all their time posting on a message board and trying to convince themselves that they're happy being obese, when they could actually do something about it...like go outside!

Gunzlingr
08-04-2004, 09:48 AM
I hope Fatass McBlobicus is approved today!

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I just registered again as Fat Guy in a Little Coat.

Put the wrong email in the first time. :mad:

:rofl: I may have to register now!:lol:

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 09:56 AM
I registered as rumpshaker!:rofl:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 09:57 AM
We should all register and fiercely invade them to the likes that haven't been seen since the execution of the Finheaven offensive in late 2001.

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 09:58 AM
http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002461

:snicker:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 10:00 AM
Good work! :up:

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002461

:snicker:

Mikey can at least spell..lol.:snicker:

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 10:02 AM
General Tso says a VW bug is best. :rofl:

Novacane
08-04-2004, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by Gunzlingr
I hope Fatass McBlobicus is approved today!


Originally posted by The Spaz
I registered as rumpshaker!:rofl:


those names are not getting approved. No way :rofl:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 10:05 AM
My plan is to be imbedded for a while - unleashing a slow methodical reign of mortifying terror.

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 10:07 AM
:rofl: At your replies, EE.

I have a good idea for a reply if they approve me. :pray:

Novacane
08-04-2004, 10:08 AM
It seems, to me, to be a lot like a tee shirt my mom has. It says, "I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk."


:rofl: mao

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I'm in, BABY!!!!!! :snicker:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002526

I'm on a roll. :rofl:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I'm on a roll. :rofl:

No pun intended? :rofl:

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
It seems, to me, to be a lot like a tee shirt my mom has. It says, "I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk."


:rofl: mao

I can never be angry anyday as long as I go to this website!:rofl::lol:

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 10:13 AM
seatbelt extenders?:rofl:

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 10:22 AM
Man, I'm killing myself over there. :rofl:

Gunzlingr
08-04-2004, 10:22 AM
I am in, but haven't been approved for posting yet :sadwalk:

Michael82
08-04-2004, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
Man, I'm killing myself over there. :rofl:

why don't you quit using me and make up your own damn screen name? Don't ya have any creativity? If so, make your own! :rolleyes:

Novacane
08-04-2004, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Mikey82
why don't you quit using me and make up your own damn screen name? Don't ya have any creativity? If so, make your own! :rolleyes:



Mikey,....................you should register as Earthquake Enyart :rofl:

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 10:33 AM
I was declined. Someone from BBI probably turned us in. :mad:

Michael82
08-04-2004, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
Mikey,....................you should register as Earthquake Enyart :rofl:

:snicker:

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I was declined. Someone from BBI probably turned us in. :mad:

Damn I hope I get in.:pray:

Novacane
08-04-2004, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I was declined. Someone from BBI probably turned us in. :mad:


Did they give a reason?

Novacane
08-04-2004, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Someone from BBI probably turned us in. :mad:



Bogus! She prolly emailed a link to this thread. :snicker:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I was declined. Someone from BBI probably turned us in. :mad:

I wouldn't be surprised.

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
Did they give a reason?

no

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
Bogus! She prolly emailed a link to this thread. :snicker:

:rofl:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
Bogus! She prolly emailed a link to this thread. :snicker:

I think she posts there.

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 10:39 AM
Way to create harmony between Bills fans, Bogus! :cynic:

Novacane
08-04-2004, 10:41 AM
MOve this thread to the NO TOS!

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 10:42 AM
God damn it I must have been blown in too!:mad::cry:

Hello,

Unfortunately, your recent registration application at NAAFA Discussion Boards has been declined.

Your registered name was: Rumpshaker

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 10:43 AM
Bogus' silence speaks volumes!

Novacane
08-04-2004, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by The Spaz
God damn it I must have been blown in too!:mad::cry:

Hello,

Unfortunately, your recent registration application at NAAFA Discussion Boards has been declined.

Your registered name was: Rumpshaker


I knew Rumpshaker would not get approved :rofl:

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
I knew Rumpshaker would not get approved :rofl:

Hell fat kid got approved. So what if I like to shake my big fatty booty in the clubs.:snicker:

Novacane
08-04-2004, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Bogus' silence speaks volumes!


If EE's account gets terminated we'll know we were turned in

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 10:46 AM
COVER BLOWN!

<img border="0" src="http://www.aldaynet.org/images/s/siren.gif" width="125" height="125">


ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT ABORT MISSION!

SOMONE PLEASE DEEP-SIX THIS THREAD!

My life's dream shattered my a snitch! :mad:

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by billsfanone
COVER BLOWN!

<img border="0" src="http://www.aldaynet.org/images/s/siren.gif" width="125" height="125">

ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT ABORT MISSION!

SOMONE PLEASE DEEP-SIX THIS THREAD!

My life's dream shattered my a snitch! :mad:

I agree!:mad::madcurse:

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by billsfanone
COVER BLOWN!

<img border="0" src="http://www.aldaynet.org/images/s/siren.gif" width="125" height="125">


ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT ABORT MISSION!

SOMONE PLEASE DEEP-SIX THIS THREAD!

My life's dream shattered my a snitch! :mad:

THIS THREAD JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

I nominate for HOF.

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
THIS THREAD JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

I nominate for HOF.

:pray:

I'm tearing up right now.

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 10:53 AM
Damn it all I wanted to be was accepted....:snicker:

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 10:57 AM
:phew:

I'm still in, BABY!!!! :rofl:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002461

Billsfan74,672
08-04-2004, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Bogus' silence speaks volumes!

:rolleyes:

I'm sure they're just as good at detecting bogus accounts as you are.

And quit picking on Mikey. All of you.

SABURZFAN
08-04-2004, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by billsfanone
My plan is to be imbedded for a while - unleashing a slow methodical reign of mortifying terror.

yeah...i think i'll go in there after i think of a name.i wonder how many fatso's we can make cry.:mad:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by SABURZFAN
yeah...i think i'll go in there after i think of a name.i wonder how many fatso's we can make cry.:mad:

We should have a fat cry tracker! :up:

SABURZFAN
08-04-2004, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by BogusTrumper
And quit picking on Mikey. All of you.


make us :mad:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 11:04 AM
I'm having trust issues right now. :(

SABURZFAN
08-04-2004, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by billsfanone
We should have a fat cry tracker! :up:

good idea.we'll make them cry and they'll eat more.those fatso's will never lose weight.:mad:

Billsfan74,672
08-04-2004, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by SABURZFAN
good idea.we'll make them cry and they'll eat more.those fatso's will never lose weight.:mad:
Ummmm . . . I think the point is that they don't want to. You're really sharp, Saburz.

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 11:09 AM
That's what I thought too. It would take about 12 guys to stuff me in a trunk, and I'm not sure that I would even fit.


Nothing for this? I'm cracking myself up here.

SABURZFAN
08-04-2004, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by BogusTrumper
Ummmm . . . I think the point is that they don't want to. You're really sharp, Saburz.

then they deserve to be laughed at.

BAM
08-04-2004, 11:11 AM
I just signed up as Hefty D. :snicker:

SABURZFAN
08-04-2004, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by BAM
I just signed up as Hefty D. :snicker:

look for the BBI stool pigeon to blow you in.:mad:

BAM
08-04-2004, 11:14 AM
wha? :huh:

I'm really obese though I need help :( Every picture you've all seen of me is just a cover

Billsfan74,672
08-04-2004, 11:15 AM
Yep, really sharp.

SABURZFAN
08-04-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by BAM
wha? :huh:

I'm really obese though I need help :( Every picture you've all seen of me is just a cover

stuff a sneaker in your trap and duct tape it shut for a year.you'll lose weight.:D

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 12:11 PM
Man, I have an idea for another thread, but I think I'll wait. Don't want to get too pushy on the first day.

Gunzlingr
08-04-2004, 12:35 PM
Hello,
Unfortunately, your recent registration application at NAAFA Discussion Boards has been declined.

Your registered name was: Fatass McBlobicus



:sadwalk:
I just wanted a place I could peddle hardcore blubber porn

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Gunzlingr
Hello,
Unfortunately, your recent registration application at NAAFA Discussion Boards has been declined.

Your registered name was: Fatass McBlobicus

:sadwalk:
I just wanted a place I could peddle hardcore blubber porn

**** we were folied again!:cry::mad:

BAM
08-04-2004, 12:38 PM
Hello!
Thank you for registering on NAAFA Discussion Boards.

Your Login (User) Name: Hefty D

:snicker2:

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 01:15 PM
There are a great number of registrations right now as a result of national news coverage right now which we are not approving to prevent flooding of the boards.



If you are still interested in posting in two weeks please reregister and your request will be considered then.



Feeling Good Fitness

Fitness from a HAES (Health at Every Size) Perspective

http://www.feelinggoodfitness.com/


What a bunch of fat liars! They let EE in!

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
There are a great number of registrations right now as a result of national news coverage right now which we are not approving to prevent flooding of the boards.



If you are still interested in posting in two weeks please reregister and your request will be considered then.



Feeling Good Fitness

Fitness from a HAES (Health at Every Size) Perspective

http://www.feelinggoodfitness.com/


What a bunch of fat liars! They let EE in!

:rofl:

Pat, I can't freaking believe I haven't scored during this thread. :mad:

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 01:20 PM
:rofl:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
There are a great number of registrations right now as a result of national news coverage right now which we are not approving to prevent flooding of the boards.



If you are still interested in posting in two weeks please reregister and your request will be considered then.



Feeling Good Fitness

Fitness from a HAES (Health at Every Size) Perspective

http://www.feelinggoodfitness.com/


What a bunch of fat liars! They let EE in!

See how influential I am? I broke the story!

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by BAM
Hello!
Thank you for registering on NAAFA Discussion Boards.

Your Login (User) Name: Hefty D

:snicker2:

Your registered but can you post?

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 01:27 PM
I'm living large!!

BAM
08-04-2004, 01:28 PM
:rofl: one of the topics

FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP

I saw this bumper sticker the other day and it really offended me. The obvious first reaction being that it was making fun of fat people. The second reaction being that there is nothing funny about kidnapping. Am I taking this too seriously? Is there a hidden meaning or some kind of inside joke that this alludes to that I don't know about at all? I was just wondering what your reactions were to it, if they were the same as mine or if I'm just being too sensitive.

BAM
08-04-2004, 01:30 PM
Mikey32282's response:

That's what I thought too. It would take about 12 guys to stuff me in a trunk, and I'm not sure that I would even fit.

:rofl: :lol:

BAM
08-04-2004, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by The Spaz
Your registered but can you post?

Thanks I missed this part:

Important Note: your registration must be approved by the message board administrators before you can post messages. In addition, if Members Only Access is activated on this site, you will not be able to gain access until your registration is approved. Please be patient.

:mad:

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by BAM
Thanks I missed this part:

Important Note: your registration must be approved by the message board administrators before you can post messages. In addition, if Members Only Access is activated on this site, you will not be able to gain access until your registration is approved. Please be patient.

:mad:


If bogus hasn't narc'ed you out, you'll get permission tomorrow.

Billsfan74,672
08-04-2004, 02:08 PM
I'm narcing you all out.

Go ahead post your attempts at gaining membership. Give me all your names.

BAM
08-04-2004, 02:09 PM
What if I'm really 350 lbs. and in need of assistance?

Gunzlingr
08-04-2004, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by BAM
What if I'm really 350 lbs. and in need of assistance?

I used to be 350, so STFU! :mad:

BAM
08-04-2004, 02:31 PM
so the site helped you out then?

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by BAM
so the site helped you out then?

No if the site helped him out, he'd be 400. The site in one big fat enabler.

BAM
08-04-2004, 02:40 PM
ohhh I see... WTF!??! :mad:

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by BAM
ohhh I see... WTF!??! :mad:

It's fat slobs that have given up all hope! What better can you ask for!

BAM
08-04-2004, 02:43 PM
Although it is extremely hilarious, it's very disgusting.

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by BAM
Although it is extremely hilarious, it's very disgusting.

:rofl:

It's the most disturbing site out there! :up:

Halbert
08-04-2004, 04:26 PM
For the life of me I can't understand why anyone would find this fun. Amazing.

Novacane
08-04-2004, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by BogusTrumper
I'm narcing you all out.

Go ahead post your attempts at gaining membership. Give me all your names.



mine was fat****ingslob

chernobylwraiths
08-04-2004, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Halbert
For the life of me I can't understand why anyone would find this fun. Amazing.

Some people like to laugh at the less fortunate because it makes them feel superior.

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
Some people like to laugh at the less fortunate because it makes them feel superior.

These fat ****s think that being fat isn't a big deal and it will have no effect on their health in fact they discourage talk about diets an dor losing weight in general.

Novacane
08-04-2004, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Halbert
For the life of me I can't understand why anyone would find this fun. Amazing.


guess we're not as intelligent as you are :up:

Novacane
08-04-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
Some people like to laugh at the less fortunate because it makes them feel superior.


is someone gords themselves that is not "less fortunate"

chernobylwraiths
08-04-2004, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by The Spaz
These fat ****s think that being fat isn't a big deal and it will have no effect on their health in fact they discourage talk about diets an dor losing weight in general.

Those that do are fooling themselves. I might pity them, but I wouldn't laugh at them.

Gunzlingr
08-04-2004, 04:42 PM
I am a recovering fat ass, and I cant get in there to post either :(

Novacane
08-04-2004, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
Those that do are fooling themselves. .


At least we agree on that. A site that promotes doing nothing about a health problem is not a good idea imo

chernobylwraiths
08-04-2004, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
is someone gords themselves that is not "less fortunate"

Not everyone is fat because they gorge themselves. Some people have a serious problem that no amount of dieting can fix.

I'm not saying all heavy people are good people, or that it is fine to overeat yourself into an early grave. I just think laughing at people's problems is wrong.

chernobylwraiths
08-04-2004, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
At least we agree on that. A site that promotes doing nothing about a health problem is not a good idea imo

I did not honestly look into the site because of what was said on here. But if that is what most on the site are doing, then I can honestly say that I agree with you.

BAM
08-04-2004, 04:49 PM
Easy solution then, don't go to the site and don't click on this thread. We'll continue to amuze ourselves here in our own little world :D

:up:

chernobylwraiths
08-04-2004, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by BAM
Easy solution then, don't go to the site and don't click on this thread. We'll continue to amuze ourselves here in our own little world :D

:up:

I was responding to Hal in the beginning. I didn't say anthing to anyone until then as much as I thought about it. I think that making fun of people is wrong. I feel sorry for people that are in a situation like that. Like people who have an elongated forehead and are depressed and feel the need to supplement their lives with illegal narcotics because they like the way they make them feel.

BAM
08-04-2004, 05:00 PM
Like I said, easy solution bro :up:

:smoke:

chernobylwraiths
08-04-2004, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by BAM
Like I said, easy solution bro :up:

I don't wanna

BAM
08-04-2004, 05:09 PM
Hey CW, who's depressed?

Earthquake Enyart
08-04-2004, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
I was responding to Hal in the beginning. I didn't say anthing to anyone until then as much as I thought about it. I think that making fun of people is wrong. I feel sorry for people that are in a situation like that. Like people who have an elongated forehead and are depressed and feel the need to supplement their lives with illegal narcotics because they like the way they make them feel.

Well, I'm kinda feel sorry for the people with elongated foreheads, but they're pretty damn funny too.

chernobylwraiths
08-04-2004, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by BAM
Hey CW, who's depressed?

:idunno:

:D

BAM
08-04-2004, 05:17 PM
I was gonna say... Man, I've never been in this good of a mood in my entire life as I have the past four or five months. :up:

THATHURMANATOR
08-04-2004, 05:21 PM
I really didnt read this thread. Who is mikey32282 over there?

SABURZFAN
08-04-2004, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
Some people like to laugh at the less fortunate because it makes them feel superior.

that's why Finheaven banned me.:mad:

SABURZFAN
08-04-2004, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
I really didnt read this thread. Who is mikey32282 over there?

EE

Novacane
08-04-2004, 07:14 PM
I don't usually laugh at other peoples problems either but being towed in by a jet ski because you can't get back on it...........................come on, thats hilarious!

chernobylwraiths
08-04-2004, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
I don't usually laugh at other peoples problems either but being towed in by a jet ski because you can't get back on it...........................come on, thats hilarious!

I guess I could see how that would look funny.

I would be under the impression that there are probably a lot of undersized people on there making up stories.

I hardly think that BF1 can come up with that idea first.

SABURZFAN
08-04-2004, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
I guess I could see how that would look funny.

I would be under the impression that there are probably a lot of undersized people on there making up stories.

I hardly think that BF1 can come up with that idea first.

i wouldn't underestimate BF1's abilities to turn that place upside down though.:up:

Novacane
08-04-2004, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by chernobylwraiths

I would be under the impression that there are probably a lot of undersized people on there making up stories.




No doubt. And it's only just begun :D

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Halbert
For the life of me I can't understand why anyone would find this fun. Amazing.

fatsos = fun

LtBillsFan66
08-04-2004, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by SABURZFAN
i wouldn't underestimate BF1's abilities to turn that place upside down though.:up:

I accept the challenge! :up:

BAM
08-04-2004, 09:38 PM
Hello,
Unfortunately, your recent registration application at NAAFA Discussion Boards has been declined.

Your registered name was: Hefty D

:grind:

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by BAM
Hello,
Unfortunately, your recent registration application at NAAFA Discussion Boards has been declined.

Your registered name was: Hefty D

:grind:

We all have been had!:down:

The Spaz
08-04-2004, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by BAM
Hello,
Unfortunately, your recent registration application at NAAFA Discussion Boards has been declined.

Your registered name was: Hefty D

:grind:

Ddi you get my PM?:beers:

lordofgun
08-04-2004, 10:04 PM
We all have problems.

BAM
08-04-2004, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by The Spaz
Ddi you get my PM?:beers:

ahhh yah sorry man! I just reopened Outlook and realized I forgot the email send out before I closed it last time :couch:

my bad! :beers:

Dozerdog
08-05-2004, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by BogusTrumper
I'm narcing you all out.

Go ahead post your attempts at gaining membership. Give me all your names.

somebody should post the site's top 20 names....she'll get them all banned.

Thanks, WetBlanket Trumper

Dozerdog
08-05-2004, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I'm in, BABY!!!!!! :snicker:

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002526


Member 4393?

Holy crap! That's got to be 15 tons of goo at a keyboard

Dozerdog
08-05-2004, 12:38 AM
Actually- 4393 X 400 pounds per poster (conservative estimate)- that's 1.757 million pounds, or 878 tons

Earthquake Enyart
08-05-2004, 06:18 AM
I'm sorry, but I'm cracking myself up here.

Also, I'm not buying a 2 door. I had a old Chevy once with long two doors. I have to hold on to the door to pull myself out, and I actually popped the hinge out and the end of the door hit the ground. 4 doors are much sturdier.

Earthquake Enyart
08-05-2004, 06:24 AM
http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002529

:snicker:

SABURZFAN
08-05-2004, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002529

:snicker:


uh huh....oh great.now those lard asses will be over here clogging up the place.you should have given them Finheaven or BBI's website.:mad:

BAM
08-05-2004, 07:55 AM
:lol!:

LtBillsFan66
08-05-2004, 08:21 AM
Originally posted by SABURZFAN
uh huh....oh great.now those lard asses will be over here clogging up the place.you should have given them Finheaven or BBI's website.:mad:

They're gonna find this thread. :D

lordofgun
08-05-2004, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002529

:snicker:

Uh oh. Way to blow our cover, EE.

And I thought BT was bad. :cynic:

Earthquake Enyart
08-05-2004, 08:30 AM
N.O. Saints fan here...love them very much!! I havent been to a football game in years, but as I recall they do offer some tickets for the 50-yard line and you can bring your own lawn chair that fits your own personal comfort level.

Besides during the winter months, perhaps bumping elbows with your neighbors aint such a bad thing. Maybe you could make some friends that way.



:rofl:

BAM
08-05-2004, 08:32 AM
It's official. EE is going to hell. :snicker:

C-ya there bro.

Michael82
08-05-2004, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by BogusTrumper
:rolleyes:

I'm sure they're just as good at detecting bogus accounts as you are.

And quit picking on Mikey. All of you.

Thanks Bogus! I wondered when someone would say something. :sadwalk:

Michael82
08-05-2004, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by Halbert
For the life of me I can't understand why anyone would find this fun. Amazing.

Me either. :cynic:


Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
Some people like to laugh at the less fortunate because it makes them feel superior.

:hi5:

lordofgun
08-05-2004, 09:10 AM
I sure do feel superior right now!

Novacane
08-05-2004, 09:29 AM
I got approved :up:

THATHURMANATOR
08-05-2004, 09:33 AM
You guys are too much!!!

LtBillsFan66
08-05-2004, 10:00 AM
:pray: Just a few more and I break 200 replies.

Earthquake Enyart
08-05-2004, 12:09 PM
:mad:

Hi,

We have received a complaint about your chosen screen name on NAAFA's
Discussion Forums.

Since we have received a complaint alleging that you are using somebody else's
already frequently-used "handle" in order to cause that person embarrassment,
I have disabled your posting priviliges and locked your user profile. You
cannot change your user proflie or post without contacting us first.

Do you have anything to say about this? We do not take kindly to the use of
our discussion forums for the purpose of playing pranks or practical jokes on
un-consenting others.

Regards,
RuthG
NAAFA Webmaster

The Spaz
08-05-2004, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
:mad:

Hi,

We have received a complaint about your chosen screen name on NAAFA's
Discussion Forums.

Since we have received a complaint alleging that you are using somebody else's
already frequently-used "handle" in order to cause that person embarrassment,
I have disabled your posting priviliges and locked your user profile. You
cannot change your user proflie or post without contacting us first.

Do you have anything to say about this? We do not take kindly to the use of
our discussion forums for the purpose of playing pranks or practical jokes on
un-consenting others.

Regards,
RuthG
NAAFA Webmaster

:rofl::lol:

The Spaz
08-05-2004, 12:11 PM
All you had to do was create your own screen name...lol.

BAM
08-05-2004, 12:17 PM
Well, do you have anything to say about this, EE?

:snicker2:

Earthquake Enyart
08-05-2004, 12:21 PM
My reply:

I don't understand what's going on.

Mikey

The Spaz
08-05-2004, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
My reply:

I don't understand what's going on.

Mikey

I'm sure that will work...lol

08-05-2004, 12:25 PM
I haven't read any of this thread, but what's that about you guys posting on NAMBLA's website ?

casdhf
08-05-2004, 12:43 PM
Best thread ever :rofl:

Earthquake Enyart
08-05-2004, 02:11 PM
:mad:

:fatkid2: :maggie:


Hi,

Thank you for your prompt response.

We have received a complaint about your chosen screen name on our Discussion
forum (Mikey32282) from an individual who is also using that handle on other
Internet forums.

He is concerned that people may think your posts on NAAFA's discussion forum
were made by him, when they were not.

If you genuinely do not intend to be causing deliberate confusion between your
identity and his, this should be easily solved by changing your screen name
(on NAAFA's Forums) to something else.

I'm concerned about this issue, however, and any light you could shed on it
would be helpful to us in deciding whether to reinstate your posting
priviliges on our Discussion Forums.

Regards,
--
RuthG
NAAFA Webmaster

08-05-2004, 02:16 PM
Jeez, she was all over you like a (fat) Jehovah's Witness on Saturday morning.

Earthquake Enyart
08-05-2004, 02:43 PM
You'd have thought I had a box of donuts.

LtBillsFan66
08-05-2004, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
You'd have thought I had a box of donuts.

:rofl:

SABURZFAN
08-05-2004, 03:19 PM
she had to have typed that message with her fat toes.i bet she had her hands all over a box of candy.

LtBillsFan66
08-05-2004, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by SABURZFAN
she had to have typed that message with her fat toes.i bet she had her hands all over a box of candy.

roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

SABURZFAN
08-05-2004, 03:22 PM
i bet she wears toe rings too.:mad:

Novacane
08-05-2004, 03:51 PM
no one likes a tatle tale Mikey :mad:

Earthquake Enyart
08-05-2004, 04:00 PM
My reply:

I'm too confused myself to be causing any more confusion.

If it's ok with you, just change my name to (edited - you'll see) :snicker: .

Thanks

Mikey

Michael82
08-05-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
My reply:

I'm too confused myself to be causing any more confusion.

If it's ok with you, just change my name to (edited - you'll see) :snicker: .

Thanks

Mikey


I will send her the link to this thread if you don't cut the ****, and maybe I'll give her your real name, Steve. :shakeno:

Novacane
08-05-2004, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Mikey82
I will send her the link to this thread if you don't cut the ****, and maybe I'll give her your real name, Steve. :shakeno:


I think sending her this link would be a big mistake Mike. We'll end up at war with them. I thought EE was changing his name anyway?

Michael82
08-05-2004, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
I think sending her this link would be a big mistake Mike. We'll end up at war with them. I thought EE was changing his name anyway?

I bet he's changing his name to something similar. :shakeno:

He could at least change his location and quit calling himself Mikey. :rolleyes:

Valerie
08-05-2004, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by SABURZFAN i bet she wears toe rings too.:mad:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with fat toe ring wearing girls. I am a proud member of that group. :fatkid:

The_Philster
08-05-2004, 08:02 PM
:rolleyes: If you're fat, then Mikey's a :pimp:

LtBillsFan66
08-05-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green
We'll end up at war with them.


:monte:

08-05-2004, 09:06 PM
Yeah, how many Mikeys could there be on the internet :huh:

SABURZFAN
08-05-2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Valerie
There is absolutely nothing wrong with fat toe ring wearing girls. I am a proud member of that group. :fatkid:

they'd look better with an apple in their mouth.:mad:

Dozerdog
08-11-2004, 09:44 PM
I wonder what tey have to say about te fatty welded to her couch.

08-11-2004, 10:30 PM
"Stand & be in awe, chunky ones! Our dearly departed sister actually changed the state of matter, miraculously performing cold fusion herself on a corduroy couch."

Ethan Allen himself is cowering in the corner of a warehouse in Schenectany thinking 'Sheeit...I wonder if the scotchguard warranty applies in this situation ?'

SABURZFAN
08-20-2004, 06:57 AM
did Mikey drop a dime on us?i'm ready for war.:mad:

Novacane
08-21-2004, 08:02 AM
I wonder what tey have to say about te fatty welded to her couch.


They had a thread about that. One person said she called someone who told her none of it was true and all made up by the media. Everyone believed her. One person even said it must be because the regular media is on vacation in the summer and the fill ins don't know what to write so they had to make that up :roflmao: Talk about denial

Gunzlingr
08-31-2004, 12:05 AM
Flabicus Maximus was shot down too. :sadwalk: