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Billsouth
08-05-2004, 12:28 PM
the top ten reasons why he missed practice:


10. He was sick of wearing the new ugly unis

9. Pucillo refuses to shower until he makes the pro bowl

8. Gildon was gettin in his grille to many times

7. Ponderosa had "tuesday only" all u can eat buffet that lasted all day

6. he was trying out for american idol 4

5. he was trying out for the batchelor 2

4. got drunk and went to nick tahoes monday night

3. misread the sportscenter ticker and thought that he was the williams that retired. .... he then proceeded to get high

2. is a red sox fan and just cannot stand their ineptness

1. over slept because he stayed up watching letterman's top 10.

Ð
08-05-2004, 12:34 PM
Oy, these are the same old jokes that we relentlessly hammered Jamie Nails on Finheaven with last year

:lol:

Mr. Miyagi
08-05-2004, 01:11 PM
:rofl: First time seeing this.

lordofgun
08-06-2004, 08:27 AM
:up:

TigerJ
08-06-2004, 11:10 AM
My favorite is #9.

LtBillsFan66
08-06-2004, 11:13 AM
My favorite is #2.

Mr. Cynical
08-06-2004, 05:50 PM
#3 is the funniest...

#10 would be understandable. The new unis suck ass.

Billsouth
08-07-2004, 08:23 AM
i agree about the unis. like the hiring of gw, i think that they have proven to be a bad decision and should be fixed.