finsrclowns
09-03-2004, 11:01 PM
Silly thought while waiting for the real games...
I admit I was one of those that, without any real good reason, got quickly fascinated with the idea of what Jason Peters, a physical freak of nature, might be able to do for our offense, even if it was a limited role.
Turns out the kid couldn't spell cat unless you spotted him the C and the A and he still thinks the "wonderlic" is a reclining bed. There's no truth to the rumor that when he was cut he had just started reading page 2 of the playbook (page 1 reads "Welcome to the 2004 Buffalo Bills Playbook").
But what if....they put a radio transmitter in Peters helmet, like they do for the QB's? And each play, a former marine was assigned to scream into Peters helmet where he was supposed to go and what the play involved. Is this legal? (I assume it isn't but play along)
Possible Peters radio bloopers: (add your own)
1) .....NOOOO Peters the OTHER left!
2)......I said seal the linebacker not STEAL!
3) ........look out you idiot the balls coming....oof.
4,5, 6 etc- add your own!
I admit I was one of those that, without any real good reason, got quickly fascinated with the idea of what Jason Peters, a physical freak of nature, might be able to do for our offense, even if it was a limited role.
Turns out the kid couldn't spell cat unless you spotted him the C and the A and he still thinks the "wonderlic" is a reclining bed. There's no truth to the rumor that when he was cut he had just started reading page 2 of the playbook (page 1 reads "Welcome to the 2004 Buffalo Bills Playbook").
But what if....they put a radio transmitter in Peters helmet, like they do for the QB's? And each play, a former marine was assigned to scream into Peters helmet where he was supposed to go and what the play involved. Is this legal? (I assume it isn't but play along)
Possible Peters radio bloopers: (add your own)
1) .....NOOOO Peters the OTHER left!
2)......I said seal the linebacker not STEAL!
3) ........look out you idiot the balls coming....oof.
4,5, 6 etc- add your own!