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Cynical has a Cow
The Fascist Cows 104
The Cynical Ones 100
Late Sunday afternoon, the Cows enjoyed a 110-100 lead. Then theDallas
Hero: Though Cynical’s Curtis Martin scored an outstanding 32 points, he was outscored by the Cows’ Shaun Alexander with 35 points.
Goat: Cynical - Plaxico “pile of worthless crap” Burress – 1 point
Outlook: Both teams scored a lot of points, but one had to come out on top. As is the case with each match up to follow, one team leads their division while the other is in the cellar.
Mikey82 136
******edMo ngoloids 52
You know it’s a good day when Priest Holmes scores 34 for your fantasy team, but isn’t the high-scorer. Holmes and McNabb, who shone with 39 pts., led the scoring for this week’s high scoring team. Rack up $5 for Mikey. TheMo ngoloids picked up right where they left off last year. They had a pathetic game by just about everyone as no one scored more than eleven points. Ouch. Someone’s got to be worse than the Mean Sharks
Hero: McNabb
Goat: Take your pick from just about anyMo ngoloid. I’ll go with Trent Green, who scored a miserable four.
Outlook: TheMo ngoloids look to have a solid base with Marvin Harrison, Trent Green, and Rudi Johnson leading the way, but their depth is shaky.
Tatonka’s Tenacious D 117
yle 29
Speaking of pain… In the biggest blowout in league history, the defending-champs toasted yle thanks to Quentin Griffin, who had a monster game of 32 points and cemented himself as the unquestioned starter inDenver
Hero:Griffin
Goat: The entire team yle
Outlook: If Chris Brown can stay healthy, Tatonka looks to be one of the better teams in the league again. Thanks for the donation, yle.
The Dingleberrys 125
LOG’s Mean Sharks 77
Oh boy…not again. Thankfully the Sharks have a better team than they did last year. Too bad only Ahman Green showed up this week. Thurm’s Dingleberrys benefited from an even better than expected 42 points and five TDs from Daunte Culpepper.
Hero: Culpepper
Goat: Mean Sharks - Brandon Lloyd – 2pts.
Outlook: For now, The Dingleberrys have a strong Viking Combo in Culpepper and Onterrio Smith. They look tough. The Mean Sharks should be ok if they can find a suitable replacement for Steve Smith.
Pathological Liars 81
BAM's Shirtz 85
The Liars have a penchant for being in close games, and the first game of 2004 proved it. WRs killed the Liars as SantanaMo ss and Koren Robinson combined for only eight points. Terrell Owens and Clinton Portis lived up to their billing as they pounded the Liars with 24 and 23 points respectively.
Hero: TO
Goat: KROB – 3pts
Outlook: Both teams appear to be solid in this well-balanced league. Hal’s Liars can expect better days ahead.
Kardshark 84
Clump's Chumps 60
Chad Pennington and the Redskins D each scored 20 for Kardshark. Edgerrin James and Aaron Brooks each scored 13 for the Chumps. Advantage Kardshark. It was an ugly game for the clumps as only three starters finished in double-digits. Actually, only three Kardshark players finished in double digits as well, it’s just that they were higher digits. Dizzy yet?
Hero:Pennington
Goat: 6 points from Clump’s Fred Taylor is unacceptable even against a stingy Bills D.
Outlook: Too early to say for sure, but both teams have decent cores.
The Fascist Cows 104
The Cynical Ones 100
Late Sunday afternoon, the Cows enjoyed a 110-100 lead. Then the
Hero: Though Cynical’s Curtis Martin scored an outstanding 32 points, he was outscored by the Cows’ Shaun Alexander with 35 points.
Goat: Cynical - Plaxico “pile of worthless crap” Burress – 1 point
Outlook: Both teams scored a lot of points, but one had to come out on top. As is the case with each match up to follow, one team leads their division while the other is in the cellar.
Mikey82 136
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You know it’s a good day when Priest Holmes scores 34 for your fantasy team, but isn’t the high-scorer. Holmes and McNabb, who shone with 39 pts., led the scoring for this week’s high scoring team. Rack up $5 for Mikey. The
Hero: McNabb
Goat: Take your pick from just about any
Outlook: The
Tatonka’s Tenacious D 117
yle 29
Speaking of pain… In the biggest blowout in league history, the defending-champs toasted yle thanks to Quentin Griffin, who had a monster game of 32 points and cemented himself as the unquestioned starter in
Hero:
Goat: The entire team yle
Outlook: If Chris Brown can stay healthy, Tatonka looks to be one of the better teams in the league again. Thanks for the donation, yle.
The Dingleberrys 125
LOG’s Mean Sharks 77
Oh boy…not again. Thankfully the Sharks have a better team than they did last year. Too bad only Ahman Green showed up this week. Thurm’s Dingleberrys benefited from an even better than expected 42 points and five TDs from Daunte Culpepper.
Hero: Culpepper
Goat: Mean Sharks - Brandon Lloyd – 2pts.
Outlook: For now, The Dingleberrys have a strong Viking Combo in Culpepper and Onterrio Smith. They look tough. The Mean Sharks should be ok if they can find a suitable replacement for Steve Smith.
Pathological Liars 81
BAM's Shirtz 85
The Liars have a penchant for being in close games, and the first game of 2004 proved it. WRs killed the Liars as Santana
Hero: TO
Goat: KROB – 3pts
Outlook: Both teams appear to be solid in this well-balanced league. Hal’s Liars can expect better days ahead.
Kardshark 84
Clump's Chumps 60
Chad Pennington and the Redskins D each scored 20 for Kardshark. Edgerrin James and Aaron Brooks each scored 13 for the Chumps. Advantage Kardshark. It was an ugly game for the clumps as only three starters finished in double-digits. Actually, only three Kardshark players finished in double digits as well, it’s just that they were higher digits. Dizzy yet?
Hero:Pennington
Goat: 6 points from Clump’s Fred Taylor is unacceptable even against a stingy Bills D.
Outlook: Too early to say for sure, but both teams have decent cores.
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