Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

    5PM

    Since last night was stupid country night.

    8
    :hump:
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    3

    The poll is expired.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • EricStratton
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 20893

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

    I just don't see the appeal.

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    • Forward_Lateral
      Registered User
      • Mar 2004
      • 29895

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

      My wife was watching the CMAs or RMAs or whatever the crap they are called. Annoying as heck.

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      • ServoBillieves
        The Voice of Reason
        • Jul 2007
        • 6106

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

        Looks like someone smashed both sides of her face with a shovel with that nose...

        That being said, my team of busty broads wouldn't mind double bagging the face.
        Bye Bye Brady...

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        • The King
          Without me it's just Awe so
          • Jun 2004
          • 42380

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

          9832
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          Last edited by The King; 04-02-2012, 04:19 PM.
          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
          It was all
          true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
          mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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          • YardRat
            Well, lookie here...
            • Dec 2004
            • 86154

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

            Looks like Hurkey's ready to give BLen a run for the money.
            YardRat Wall of Fame
            #56 DARRYL TALLEY
            #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS

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            • YardRat
              Well, lookie here...
              • Dec 2004
              • 86154

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

              Originally posted by King Bedard
              9832
              11111
              15000
              15127
              17916
              19690
              21,821
              27888 WINNER HurkeyNuts
              You better bold that, Bedard, before he pisses and moans about being treated unfairly.
              YardRat Wall of Fame
              #56 DARRYL TALLEY
              #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS

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              • BertSquirtgum
                Registered User
                • May 2009
                • 13379

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

                all paid up.

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                • BertSquirtgum
                  Registered User
                  • May 2009
                  • 13379

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

                  i'll get my 350k back after this game is over.

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                  • ServoBillieves
                    The Voice of Reason
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 6106

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

                    She looks half ******ed in the picture you picked...
                    Bye Bye Brady...

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                    • BertSquirtgum
                      Registered User
                      • May 2009
                      • 13379

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

                      it's the only one showing her beautiful assets.

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                      • Forward_Lateral
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 29895

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

                        Nice overpayment.

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                        • Forward_Lateral
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 29895

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

                          Is that your first broad, Hurk

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                          • BertSquirtgum
                            Registered User
                            • May 2009
                            • 13379

                            #14
                            Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

                            second, i wouldn't call 6,000 an overpayment.

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                            • Static
                              The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 10584

                              #15
                              Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Lambert

                              You can tell she wont age well.

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