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Week 3 Recap: Clump’s no chump!
LOG’s Mean Sharks (LORDOFGUN) 92
Kardshark (KARDSHARK19) 94
Rundown: Kardshark took a 5-point lead intoMo nday Night with the Redskins Defense on their side. The Mean Sharks countered with Jason Witten. Witten
Bench Warmers: Roy Williams, Kardshark, 26pts.
Hero: Jamal Lewis, Kardshark, 30pts.
Goat: Kevan Barlow, Mean Sharks, 3pts.
Outlook: Kardshark is only the third-highest scoring team in his division, but sits alone at 3-0. The Mean Sharks, at 0-3, have had 346 points scored against in three weeks, by far the highest points against in the league.
The Dingleberrys (THATHURMANATOR) 96
Clump's Chumps (CLUMPING PLATELETS) 117
Rundown: The story of this game wasn’t who played, but who didn’t! Dingleberrys left Brett Favre’s 40 points (understandable since he owns Culpepper) and Javon Walker’s 37 points on the bench, more than enough to secure the victory, but alas… The Chumps thrived off another 25 points from an undervalued Reggie Wayne.
Bench Warmers: Mentioned above
Hero:Wayne
Goat: Besides Daniel Graham, who was on a bye, we’ll take Domanick Davis, 2pts.
Outlook: Clump’s Chumps, at 2-1, currently hold the wild card slot. The Dingleberrys are one of seven teams with just one win. The Chumps take their second-straight high-score $5 prize.
Dead Ass Last (YLE) 62
Mikey82 (MIKEY82) 88
Rundown: Mikey was lucky to draw yle this week, as the only starter who posted anything of note was Donovan McNabb, with 31 pts. Only two other starters were in double-digits. Yle can’t find a QB to save his life. Let’s see…Rich Gannon (who broke his neck) or A.J. Feeley next week?
I think I’d gamble on Gannon, who will at least get a guaranteed zero. Feeley finished this week’s game at minus-1.
Bench Warmers: nuttin
Hero: McNabb
Goat: Gannon
Outlook: Mikey 82 is undefeated and leads the Bruce Smith Division by two full games. Dead Ass Last is one of three teams chasing Mikey at 1-2.
The Cynical Ones (MR. CYNICAL) 91
Cursed Bastards (HALBERT) 96
Rundown: The Cursed Bastards aren’t so cursed after all. They eeked out a 5-point victory thanks to an ineptMiami
Bench Warmers: Had Cynical started Plaxico Burress in his flex spot instead of the inactive Lee Suggs, he would have won by a single point.
Hero: Manning in a losing effort
Goat: Suggs
Outlook: Both teams trail the Fascist Cows by two full games in the Jim Kelly Division.
Tatonka’s Tenacious D (TATONKA) 83
Ass Cuppers (EARTHQUAKE ENYART) 94
Rundown: Last year’s champ went down to defeat again. This time to the Ass Cuppers, a team that changes their name more often than their owner changes his Depends.
Vinnie Testaverde more than made up for a 3-point deficit heading into Mo nday Night’s game.
Bench Warmers: RodGardner
Hero: Tiki Barber, Cuppers, 21 pts.
Goat: Quentin Griffin, Tatonka, 0
Outlook: These teams are also both 1-2 in the Bruce Smith.
The Fascist Cows (PHILAGAPE) 99
The Shirtz (BAM) 73
Rundown: The unheralded Cows’ Shaun Alexander, Thomas Jones, and Atlanta D all scored 25+ points, which alone was enough to defeat BAM’s Shirtz. In disappointing efforts, both the Cows’ Michael Vick and the Shirtz’ Steve McNair scored only 4 pts.
Bench Warmers: nothing worth mentioning
Hero:Atlanta
Goat: Keyshawn, Shirtz, 2 pts.
Outlook: The undefeated Cows lead the Jim Kelly by two, while the Shirtz are in a 3-way tie for second, two games back.
Week 4 Game of the Week
In the first week of inter-divisional play, The Fascist Cows and Kardshark will face off to eliminate one of the three undefeated teams.
In the money:
Clump’s Chumps - $10 (High Score Week 2, 3)
Mikey82 - $5 (High Score Week 1)
LOG’s Mean Sharks (LORDOFGUN) 92
Kardshark (KARDSHARK19) 94
Rundown: Kardshark took a 5-point lead into
Bench Warmers: Roy Williams, Kardshark, 26pts.
Hero: Jamal Lewis, Kardshark, 30pts.
Goat: Kevan Barlow, Mean Sharks, 3pts.
Outlook: Kardshark is only the third-highest scoring team in his division, but sits alone at 3-0. The Mean Sharks, at 0-3, have had 346 points scored against in three weeks, by far the highest points against in the league.
The Dingleberrys (THATHURMANATOR) 96
Clump's Chumps (CLUMPING PLATELETS) 117
Rundown: The story of this game wasn’t who played, but who didn’t! Dingleberrys left Brett Favre’s 40 points (understandable since he owns Culpepper) and Javon Walker’s 37 points on the bench, more than enough to secure the victory, but alas… The Chumps thrived off another 25 points from an undervalued Reggie Wayne.
Bench Warmers: Mentioned above
Hero:
Goat: Besides Daniel Graham, who was on a bye, we’ll take Domanick Davis, 2pts.
Outlook: Clump’s Chumps, at 2-1, currently hold the wild card slot. The Dingleberrys are one of seven teams with just one win. The Chumps take their second-straight high-score $5 prize.
Dead Ass Last (YLE) 62
Mikey82 (MIKEY82) 88
Rundown: Mikey was lucky to draw yle this week, as the only starter who posted anything of note was Donovan McNabb, with 31 pts. Only two other starters were in double-digits. Yle can’t find a QB to save his life. Let’s see…Rich Gannon (who broke his neck) or A.J. Feeley next week?
I think I’d gamble on Gannon, who will at least get a guaranteed zero. Feeley finished this week’s game at minus-1.Bench Warmers: nuttin
Hero: McNabb
Goat: Gannon
Outlook: Mikey 82 is undefeated and leads the Bruce Smith Division by two full games. Dead Ass Last is one of three teams chasing Mikey at 1-2.
The Cynical Ones (MR. CYNICAL) 91
Cursed Bastards (HALBERT) 96
Rundown: The Cursed Bastards aren’t so cursed after all. They eeked out a 5-point victory thanks to an inept
Bench Warmers: Had Cynical started Plaxico Burress in his flex spot instead of the inactive Lee Suggs, he would have won by a single point.
Hero: Manning in a losing effort
Goat: Suggs
Outlook: Both teams trail the Fascist Cows by two full games in the Jim Kelly Division.
Tatonka’s Tenacious D (TATONKA) 83
Ass Cuppers (EARTHQUAKE ENYART) 94
Rundown: Last year’s champ went down to defeat again. This time to the Ass Cuppers, a team that changes their name more often than their owner changes his Depends.
Vinnie Testaverde more than made up for a 3-point deficit heading into Bench Warmers: Rod
Hero: Tiki Barber, Cuppers, 21 pts.
Goat: Quentin Griffin, Tatonka, 0
Outlook: These teams are also both 1-2 in the Bruce Smith.
The Fascist Cows (PHILAGAPE) 99
The Shirtz (BAM) 73
Rundown: The unheralded Cows’ Shaun Alexander, Thomas Jones, and Atlanta D all scored 25+ points, which alone was enough to defeat BAM’s Shirtz. In disappointing efforts, both the Cows’ Michael Vick and the Shirtz’ Steve McNair scored only 4 pts.
Bench Warmers: nothing worth mentioning
Hero:
Goat: Keyshawn, Shirtz, 2 pts.
Outlook: The undefeated Cows lead the Jim Kelly by two, while the Shirtz are in a 3-way tie for second, two games back.
Week 4 Game of the Week
In the first week of inter-divisional play, The Fascist Cows and Kardshark will face off to eliminate one of the three undefeated teams.
In the money:
Clump’s Chumps - $10 (High Score Week 2, 3)
Mikey82 - $5 (High Score Week 1)
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