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Cntrygal
10-11-2004, 09:55 PM
- It's 0201 hrs, Sunday morning, and you're still downtown
- Happy teriyaki is no longer a food group
- You can slam 3 beers before your friends can finish their first
- Mmmmmm....Miss Lee's McDonalds Burgers......
- You can't stop saying, "When I was at Osan.." or "At Osan I/we.."
- The thought of hearing, "EXERCISE, EXERCISE, EXERCISE...CONDITION BLUE..MOPP 4!!" Makes you think, "Ahhh, those were the good ol'days.."
- Remembering your first Soju Experience brings a smile to your face
- You haven't had a hand job in a club since you left
- Coming through the main gate late at night isn't as exciting...you don't feel like Harrison Ford in the Fugitive" running from Town Patrol, ducking into alleys, looking around corners just trying to make it
- You can't DJ for your beer any more
- Your co-workers think that drinking beer at 1601 hrs, on a workday, in the office, is absurd
- You leave work by 1630 hrs everyday
- For some reason you now have a deep love for Russia
- Clean snow
- No water-main breaks, No Power or Water Outages
- You can talk to women in bars for free
- DEROS doesn't mean anything to you anymore
- Your wife/husband/kids are starting to get on your nerves again
- You quit getting drunk enough to piss the bed
- At home, you actually have to leave the room to get a beer
- You "can" find something to do
- Don't know what you did with your Unit "Coin"
- Can't find a bottle of Jinro Soju Anywhere
- The guy drawing your Blood Alcohol Test doesn't smell like booze
- Fresh Air
- Being "turned down" by some of the ugliest girls in the world (Osan Queens) is a thing of the past
- Think to yourself, "Damn, I shoulda bought that when I was over there!"
- Your friends don't have to carry you home any more
- Haven't thought or muttered the following: "I hate this !@#$%^& place!" or "This !@#$%^& place sucks!"
- You're now using the items that used to be in your mobility/personal bag
- The thought of walking somewhere is simply "ridiculous"
- Your backpack is stuffed in the closet somewhere
- During the week, you're in bed asleep by 2100 hrs
- On the weekends, you're in bed asleep by 2100 hrs
- Wake up for work and you're "sober"
- Leave work and you're "sober"
- Malls
- Exotic dancers that really dance
- You ask the lady bartender for an "OB" and she looks at you funny
- No one knows what a "Freedom Bird" is..
- Commercials
- Current movies
- Haven't seen a "Patriot Missile" battery in a while
- Buy all the liquor you want
- Women with large breasts and big butts are a dime a dozen
- Sunday NFL is actually "on" Sunday
- Have a craving for Kim-Chi or Bulgoki
- New music
- Taco Bell
- Nobody appreciates a good game of "Bones" on Friday's after work
- When you start to think, "Korea wasn't so bad..." or "12 Months went by fast.."
- Come to the conclusion: Soju really "is" the BOMB!!!
-You constantly talk about:
White Dog, Ammo Bowl, Aragon Alley, Juicy Girls, My House-down, Giant Club, Golden Gate, TheWax Show, Heavy Metal, Yaki-bag, Flower Lady, Jungle Juice, The 'Ville, Popeye's, The CE hooch, Station Club, OB House, Mustang, Challenger, La Cantina, Hill 180,The Train Tracks, USA Blankets, Challenge Coins, Wing-Man, Benjo ditches, The Flying Chicken, Green/Brown Bean, OHOP, OHouse, AFKN, Eagle FM, the "scooter", Burger Bar, Town Patrol, Bottles of Bacchus, Combat Bottles, Chin Mok, Morale Calls, kimchi Bus, AAFES taxi service, "Short" Calendar, Hashing, Book Mark, Back Massages at the Barber Shop, Mini Mall, Monsoon, Blackcats, (Loungee) Red Horse, Ponchos, Parkas, Long-Johns, Sam Il, Bulgogi House, Mobility Teams, Off limits areas, All (4) Mo-bags, Chem-gear, STAR Training, ULCHI FOCUS LENS (UFL), Foal Eagle, Walking home in condition black-MOPP 4, Osan Ni, I Tae Won, Pac-House, Dragon Hill, Latino night, Phoenix Hotel, Penthouse, Crystal Club, Golden Bell, Ironhorse, Zanadu, Dragon Club, Young Chan Club, Eagles Club, Ajooma, Adashi, Mikju, Cheap Charlie, No Money No Honey, 784-4121/4122, The Pavilion, Sand-Bag detail, ATSO guide,Sign/Counter-sign, P-Bromide, EET, UCC, Mike's BBQ, Wolfpack Wheels, Condition Red, "Leading the Charge", Mustang Country, Flying Fiends, Project Cheer, Block Parties, Turtle Park, Mig-Alley Flyer, Burger King, Talk-Tips, Today's Pick City, The "Hump", Sang Tan, Tunnel 3, Kegoggi, Packing...

ArcticWildMan
10-11-2004, 10:06 PM
You volunteering for a second hitch over there? :dance:

Cntrygal
10-11-2004, 10:09 PM
You volunteering for a second hitch over there? :dance:


:mad: No.


But I heard AssClown is volunteering. :snicker:

snow1989
10-12-2004, 12:56 AM
My hitch was 2 yrs long there...long enough, but I still came back normal...well, mostly...kinda....a bit....err......slightly....

Cntrygal
10-12-2004, 01:25 PM
My hitch was 2 yrs long there...long enough, but I still came back normal...well, mostly...kinda....a bit....err......slightly....


Glad you made it back...... normal....mostly... :salute:

:hi5:

SabreEleven
10-12-2004, 02:45 PM
:mad: No.


But I heard AssClown is volunteering. :snicker:

They don't have my job over there, Just the lower level jobs....like the turd herders :snicker:

Cntrygal
10-12-2004, 07:34 PM
They don't have my job over there, Just the lower level jobs....like the turd herders :snicker:


:liar2:

snow1989
10-12-2004, 09:39 PM
Glad you made it back...... normal....mostly... :salute:

:hi5:

made it back, but they must love me on the Pac-rim side of the house. Next stop...Misawa.
....and people wonder why I'm not married *L* never in one place long enough.. or is it that err...mostly normal thing... :crazy:

Cntrygal
10-12-2004, 09:54 PM
made it back, but they must love me on the Pac-rim side of the house. Next stop...Misawa.
....and people wonder why I'm not married *L* never in one place long enough.. or is it that err...mostly normal thing... :crazy:


Smart maybe? :idunno:




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