View Full Version : I'm going to hold a church service in the parking lot at OBD!
lordofgun
10-15-2004, 10:08 AM
You're all welcome to come! Get your sins washed away before we squish the fish!
10:00 AM - Announcements
10:15 AM - Sing Amazing Grace with chuch on lead guitar!
10:30 AM - Communion (no, val...we won't have wine. :mad:)
10:45 AM - Sermon entitled "There won't be football in hell."
11:30 AM - Altar Call for the heathens
lordofgun
10-15-2004, 10:09 AM
You guys are welcome to bring beer if you want. :up:
Ebenezer
10-15-2004, 10:10 AM
You're all welcome to come! Get your sins washed away before we squish the fish!
10:00 AM - Announcements
10:15 AM - Sing Amazing Grace with chuch on lead guitar!
10:30 AM - Communion (no, val...we won't have wine. :mad:)
10:45 AM - Sermon entitled "There won't be football in hell."
11:30 AM - Altar Call for the heathens
A 45 minute sermon?? :down: The message gets lost after 15.
lordofgun
10-15-2004, 10:11 AM
A 45 minute sermon?? :down: The message gets lost after 15.
You obviously haven't heard my sermons!
chernobylwraiths
10-15-2004, 10:13 AM
Pat said he wanted to be an alter boy.
Ebenezer
10-15-2004, 10:14 AM
You obviously haven't heard my sermons!
unless you are going to break down the Bills playbook or salary cap or have dancing naked women I don't think most people will care after the first 15.
lordofgun
10-15-2004, 10:15 AM
unless you are going to break down the Bills playbook or salary cap or have dancing naked women I don't think most people will care after the first 15.
It's 45 minutes of non-stop excitement!
unless you are going to break down the Bills playbook or salary cap or have dancing naked women I don't think most people will care after the first 15.
Altar strippers. :scratch:
Earthquake Enyart
10-15-2004, 10:15 AM
unless you are going to break down the Bills playbook or salary cap or have dancing naked women I don't think most people will care after the first 15.
5 minutes tops. And can the gay guitar.
lordofgun
10-15-2004, 10:17 AM
5 minutes tops. And can the gay guitar. Yeah maybe we will can the guitar. The last thing we want is a bunch of fat chicks crowding around.
Patrick76777
10-15-2004, 10:19 AM
10:00 AM - Announcements
Mary Sue Kellerman would like to invite all of you to the Church basement on Tuesday night for coffee and coffee cake as we discuss how our faith can play a role in the upcoming election.
Theresa Masterson would like to remind you all that Thursday night Bingo has been permanently moved to 7:00 PM and that we are still looking for post intermission ball callers to replace the late Art Howard. Anybody interested should see Theresa after the service.
I would also like to remind all of you that Little Johnny Mitchell suffered a broken leg in a friendly game of tackle football with his friends. Please keep him in your prayers.
Finally, please see Joyce Moynahan for tickets to the benefit and Chinese auction for Gordon Lockhart and his family. Tickets are $20.00 and that price includes refreshments and a door prize. Please help up support Gordon in his time of need.
Ebenezer
10-15-2004, 10:25 AM
10:00 AM - Announcements
Mary Sue Kellerman would like to invite all of you to the Church basement on Tuesday night for coffee and coffee cake as we discuss how our faith can play a role in the upcoming election.
Theresa Masterson would like to remind you all that Thursday night Bingo has been permanently moved to 7:00 PM and that we are still looking for post intermission ball callers to replace the late Art Howard. Anybody interested should see Theresa after the service.
I would also like to remind all of you that Little Johnny Mitchell suffered a broken leg in a friendly game of tackle football with his friends. Please keep him in your prayers.
Finally, please see Joyce Moynahan for tickets to the benefit and Chinese auction for Gordon Lockhart and his family. Tickets are $20.00 and that price includes refreshments and a door prize. Please help up support Gordon in his time of need.
Irish Catholic church?
Patrick76777
10-15-2004, 10:27 AM
Irish Catholic church?
When I go, that's where I go!
Valerie
10-15-2004, 10:27 AM
You're all welcome to come! Get your sins washed away before we squish the fish!
10:00 AM - Announcements
10:15 AM - Sing Amazing Grace with chuch on lead guitar!
10:30 AM - Communion (no, val...we won't have wine. :mad:)
10:45 AM - Sermon entitled "There won't be football in hell."
11:30 AM - Altar Call for the heathens
Well, I won't be there to pass out the wine so there! :tongue:
Ebenezer
10-15-2004, 10:28 AM
You're all welcome to come!
10:45 AM - Sermon entitled "There won't be football in hell."
11:30 AM - Altar Call for the heathens
Will the 45 minutes include lots of JJ highlight videos?
Ebenezer
10-15-2004, 10:28 AM
Well, I won't be there to pass out the wine so there! :tongue:
you'd do better to pass out BJs.
Gunzlingr
10-15-2004, 10:30 AM
I thought the sermon was going to be titled "The Miami Dolphins will burn in hell for all eternity. So sayeth the Lord"
Gunzlingr
10-15-2004, 10:30 AM
you'd do better to pass out BJs.
Dude I am so there if Val is giving BJs
Patrick76777
10-15-2004, 10:31 AM
Dude I am so there if Val is giving BJs
Last time I saw Val she gave me a BJ! It was really good.
lordofgun
10-15-2004, 10:33 AM
I'm just kidding. I'm not going to have a church service.
Ebenezer
10-15-2004, 10:36 AM
I'm just kidding. I'm not going to have a church service.
:(
Patrick76777
10-15-2004, 10:37 AM
I'm just kidding. I'm not going to have a church service.
Good, because that stuff freaks me out!
Gunzlingr
10-15-2004, 10:38 AM
:sadwalk:
Gunzlingr
10-15-2004, 10:40 AM
Last time I saw Val she gave me a BJ! It was really good.
Well if she gave you one, she will give anybody one! :up: I bet she has given BJs to Phil and Ticat too.
lordofgun
10-15-2004, 10:45 AM
:(
If you want, I can counsel you privately.
Gunzlingr
10-15-2004, 10:50 AM
I bet he decided against it because of all the BJ talk. :mad: I thought it was called the Love Church. :mad:
Earthquake Enyart
10-15-2004, 10:57 AM
If you want, I can counsel you privately.
I hope Eb takes you up on it. :pray:
Ebenezer
10-15-2004, 01:33 PM
I hope Eb takes you up on it. :pray:
Thank you for your concern.
Valerie
10-15-2004, 01:46 PM
you'd do better to pass out BJs.
I'm done giving BJs. There aren't enough appreciative people out there. I did MUCH better when the guys were giving me the BJs. lol
Ebenezer
10-15-2004, 02:08 PM
I'm done giving BJs. There aren't enough appreciative people out there. I did MUCH better when the guys were giving me the BJs. lol
you were obviously giving them to the wrong guys...any guy who doesn't appreciate a bj, good or bad, just should not be a man.
I'm done giving BJs. There aren't enough appreciative people out there. I did MUCH better when the guys were giving me the BJs. lol
I appreciated your blow job, thank you very much. :mad:
northernbillfan
10-15-2004, 02:42 PM
I'm just kidding. I'm not going to have a church service.
Damn! I was looking forward to the call for heathens at 11:30.
lordofgun
10-15-2004, 02:43 PM
Stop talking about blow jobs in my church thread. :mad:
Ebenezer
10-15-2004, 02:48 PM
Stop talking about blow jobs in my church thread. :mad:
A blow job beats church 6 out of 7 days a week...
Damn! I was looking forward to the call for heathens at 11:30.
Who called for heathens? I didn't hear because I was too busy fornicating and using the Lord's name in vain.
Patrick76777
10-15-2004, 02:49 PM
A blow job beats church 6 out of 7 days a week...
6 of 7!
lordofgun
10-15-2004, 02:51 PM
Even I know it's not 6 of 7!
Ebenezer
10-15-2004, 03:06 PM
6 of 7!
damn, I was expecting a ROFL for that one...
chernobylwraiths
10-15-2004, 03:25 PM
I'm done giving BJs. There aren't enough appreciative people out there. I did MUCH better when the guys were giving me the BJs. lol
:sadwalk:
I'll hook you up next time Val.
chernobylwraiths
10-15-2004, 03:27 PM
Who called for heathens? I didn't hear because I was too busy fornicating and using the Lord's name in vain.
Nothing wrong with fornicating, just who you are doing it with.
Bufftp
10-15-2004, 06:22 PM
You obviously haven't heard my sermons!
I think I slept through a couple though...
clumping platelets
10-16-2004, 04:34 AM
You're all welcome to come! Get your sins washed away before we squish the fish!
10:00 AM - Announcements
10:15 AM - Sing Amazing Grace with chuch on lead guitar!
10:30 AM - Communion (no, val...we won't have wine. :mad:)
10:45 AM - Sermon entitled "There won't be football in hell."
11:30 AM - Altar Call for the heathens
I'll be there at 11:31am :snicker:
The_Philster
10-16-2004, 05:17 AM
11:30 AM - Altar Call for the heathens
Be sure to duck as the only "altar" around there will be the bar at the Pinto and 11:30 just happens to be the time of the ketchup ritual :snicker:
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