BFZ Hockey League #2- Week 5

[Don Cherry]

The Champs....

[Don Cherry]

And the Chumps....

[Don Cherry]

Alexander Mogilney's Hat trick last week vs the Lightning proved to be the lone saving grace for the Sabre Clone Cable Guys. You must be playing a team that looks like CRAP if a +/1 of -13 stlll gets you a win BY A WIDE MARGIN!

Laugh it up while you can, the opponents only get tougher from here!

[Don Cherry]

WoW!

Earthquake's worst nightmare...as the Rochester Wildcats kicked his keyster all over the place last week. Daniel Allfredson (Ott) and Tyler Arnason led a balanced attack vs the PBB's.

It was a spirited goaltending duel, and while the Wildcats took 4 out of 5 goaltending categories, the PBB's had a veery good showing in the net.

During the week, the Wildcats dealt Martin Brodeur and Steve Sullivan and in return got Jerome Igilna (Preseason #1 ranked player) and Jose Theodore.

[Don Cherry]

Despite an excellent effort from the Kind Sharks, 4th's other *****ed reigned supream with an outstanding goaltending week. Marc Denis (Cbs) and Thibault (Chi) combined for an insane 5 wins last week as the *****es swept all the goaltending categories. the Kind Sharks took most of the offensive categories.

4th did win the Penalty minute battle.... who would you back in a hockey fight? A 'Kind" guy or a "Biitch"?

[Don Cherry]

Typ0's Slashers again were beaten like a read headed step child despite an excellent week offensively. Marian Hossa's hat trick led the way.


It's a cold day in hell when Ray whitney is your leading scorer. The Rochester Sabres got 6 points last week out of Whitney(2 g/4a, and 5 from Ollie Jokinen (2g/3a) and Doug Weight(2g/3a).

The Rochester Sabres also managed to hold serve with their very shakey Goaltender situation.

Typ0 should get better in net as Braithwait and Kolzig return from injury.

[Don Cherry]

The Dozerdogs managed to beat Blame Canada powered by offensive juggernaut Marion Gaborik's 4 goal week. he was backed up with 5 points out of Vincent LeCavilier. Martin Straka returned to this potent line up with a goal and an assist in his first week of NHL action off an injury.

Hal Gill helped DD's seal the PIM with 15 he earned in a bench clearing brawl at the conclusion of the 7-1 rout the B's laid on Ottawa. That game was a Don Cherry high light video- It reminded me of the old daus when davie Schultz and the Broad street bullis would come to town and take on tough as nails Terry O'Reilly.

Blame Canada was saved from a rout by Marty Turco's great goaltending in Dallas.

[Don Cherry]

I'll get the rest of these done tomorrow.....


Sabre ally got off to a quick start in the weel going up 11-1 at one point, butthe stellar goaltending of Jon Sebastian guigere of the Ducks stole the show. 3 wins, 1 shutout .


Joe Thorton of bbors also managed 2 goals and 3 assists as bbors edged ally by 1 goal for the week.

[Don Cherry]

A frikkin' tie! Clump wanted to mud wrestle instead of the usual tie breaker but was denied for not having adequate equipment... pipecleaners for arms instead of pythons....

Clump got balanced scoring throughout the line up , but was lead by Mike Rathje's 3 goals.

Eric Bougneicki has 4 goals/6 points for the week leading the East Bay Sharks

Hard to beleive, but struggling Isles goalie Chris Osgood was the saving grace for the Sharks. Did Miss B take Uncle Don's advice and pick up newly aquired goalie Mike Richter's backup on the Rangers, Dan Blackburn? NOOooo!! She didn't! Now she's stuck because she traded for a Goalie with a cuncussion. Blackburn has been decent filling in, he's got 2 consecutive victories. Serve's ya right, punk!!

[Don Cherry]

While enjoying a productive scoring week, the demise of the Atomic Junkyard dogs can be traced to their goaltending.


One word can describe it....PUKE!

To bad, it wasted a 2 goal, 5 point week from both Mike Modano and Todd Bertuzzi.


Better luck next week, chump!



The Zamboni Kings came up short in scoring, but heir defense, toughness, and unspectacular goaltending managed to grab enough points for a victory. He needs to get patrick Roy intot he line up. Abaischer stunk up the joint when the DDogs grabbed him (in hopes of catching some easy wins in Roy's abscence.)

Once he returns, this club will be tough to beat, even if they have scoring issues.

[Buffarama]

:shades: Dons' just too cool!!

Good work!

[4thAndLong]

Great Job Don!

[Don Cherry]

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