BIG MONEY LEAGUE Week 7 Recap!

[lordofgun]

Week 7 Recap: Kelly Division Clean Sweep!

The Fascist Cows (PHILAGAPE) 98
Clump's Chumps (CLUMPING PLATELETS) 96

Rundown: For the second straight week, the Chumps scored 96. This week, it wasn't enough for the win. This Sunday afternoon nail-biter saw three Cows (Terrell Owens, Brett Favre, and Chris Chambers) score over 20 points. The Bills DST also chipped in a respectable 16pts. The Chumps started the amazing Ravens D, which scored 30. Aaron Brooks and Fred Taylor had their second-consecutive solid games, scoring 17 points each. Busting for the Chumps was Tony Gonzales, who managed just one point even though the KC Chiefs offense scored eight touchdowns!

Bench Warmers: none

Hero: Chambers - without his unexpected breakout, the Cows lose.

Goat: Gonzales

Outlook: With the win, the Cows maintain their single-game lead in the Kelly. The entire division won this week, so the race stays tight. The Chumps fall to 4-3, and into a 4-way tie for the lone Wild Card spot.



Mikey82's Fat Pansies (MIKEY82) 161
The Dingleberrys (THATHURMANATOR) 92

Rundown: The Fat Pansies shattered the BZBML record with an amazing 161 points! Donovan McNabb and Priest Holmes each scored 40! What is amazing is that Holmes could have easily sent the Pansies toward the 200-point mark had he stayed healthy. When Donovan McNabb scores only 13, you know it's not your week. However, five other starters scored in double-digits to make this loss respectable.

Bench Warmers: Emmitt Smith, Fat Pansies, 20pts.

Hero: Priest and McNabb

Goat: I guess we'll give it to Culpepper, who threw for just one TD.

Outlook: The Pansies have virtually clinched the Bruce Smith as they already have a 3-game lead and show no signs of slowing. Dingleberries are one game out in the Thomas, and would be the wild card team due to the points tiebreaker if the season ended today.



LOG’s Mean Sharks (LORDOFGUN) 113
Ass Cuppers (EARTHQUAKE ENYART) - 86

Rundown: The Sharks have some bite this year. They knocked off their fourth straight opponent as Ahman Green matched his high total of the season with 30 points. Four other starters in double-figures made up for a struggling Matt Hasselbeck, who pitched in just 5 against what has traditionally been the best fantasy defense to play against. The cuppers are on the opposite side, having lost their third straight. Tiki Barber was again a stud with 25 points, and Marvin Harrison finally awakened to pitch in 19.

Bench Warmers: Rudi Johnson and Vinny Testaverde, Ass Cuppers, 19 points each

Hero: We'll give it to unsung hero Jason Witten, who caught a TD and had 118 yards receiving for an impressive 18-point day.

Goat: Lee Evans, Cuppers, goose egg

Outlook: Mean Sharks are one of the four teams tied at 4-3 for the wild card, while the cuppers are now two game sout of the wild card with a 2-5 record.



Kardsharks (KARDSHARK19) 54
The Shirtz (BAM) 81

Rundown: Byron Leftwich is on a tear, and so are the Shirtz! In the last two weeks, Leftwich has scored 60 points and has led the Shirtz to two wins in a row. OUCH! Chad Pennington led just two Kardsharks in double digits with 13 points. When was the last time Torry Holt failed to score a fantasy point? CRAZY!

Bench Warmers: none

Hero: Leftwich, 25pts.

Goat: Holt

Outlook: Kardsharks are the third-leading scorer in their division, but lead by one game. Shirtz are 4-3, one game behind the Cows in the Kelly.



Tatonka’s Tenacious D (TATONKA) 92
The Unlucky Ones (MR. CYNICAL) 103

Rundown: Peyton Manning threw to everyone but Reggie Wayne (sorry clumpy ) on his way to 33 points against a tough Jax D! Darrell Jackson overcame a couple more dropped passes to score 18. Also scoring 18 was the recent waiver wire acquisition for the Tenacious D, Jerry Porter.

Bench Warmers:
Jeff Garcia, Tenacious D, 21pts.
Michael Pittman, Unlucky Ones, 20pts.

Hero: Manning

Goat: Chris Brown, Tenacious D, 6pts.

Outlook: The Unlucky Ones kept their playoff hopes alive at 3-4. The defending champs may have to give up the Bruce Smith division title, as they already trail by 3 full games.



Butt Nekked Streakers (HALBERT) - 64
Dead Ass Last (YLE) 36

Rundown: The Streakers knocked off their second consecutive opponent. Of course, that's not saying much this week. What a freaking ugly game. Marc Bulger scored 22 and that's about all. This is how bad it is for yle: Terry Glenn and Stephen Davis both scored NOTHING and the resurgent Drew Bledsoe (minus-two) started over Kerry Collins (25).

Bench Warmers: Collins

Hero: Bulger

Goat: Bledsoe

Outlook: Streakers are 3-4, just one game out of the Wild Card race. Yle is all but done, but when some of his starters return, he could be a nasty fly in some team's ointment..



Week 8 Game of the Week

Two Division leaders, the Cows and the powerful Fat Pansies will square off!




In the money:

Clump’s Chumps - $10 (High Score Week 2, 3)
Mikey82 - $10 (High Score Week 1, 7)
Thurm - $7.50 (Co-High Score Week 5, High Score Week 6)
Ass Cuppers - $5 (High Score Week 4)
Tatonka - $2.50 (Co-High Score Week 5)

[lordofgun]

BILLSZONE BIG MONEY LEAGUE EXPANDED STANDINGS
Bruce Smith	Win	Loss	Tie	Pct	Streak	Div Win	Div Loss	Div Tie	Points For	Points Against
Mikey82's Fat Pansies	5	2	0	.714	W 1	3	0	0	675	532
Tatonka's Tenacious D	2	5	0	.286	L 2	1	2	0	605	573
Ass Cuppers	2	5	0	.286	L 3	1	2	0	571	677
DeadAssLast	1	6	0	.143	L 5	1	2	0	340	522
Jim Kelly	Win	Loss	Tie	Pct	Streak	Div Win	Div Loss	Div Tie	Points For	Points Against
The Fascist Cows	5	2	0	.714	W 1	3	0	0	652	621
The Shirtz	4	3	0	.571	W 2	1	2	0	568	597
The Unlucky Ones	3	4	0	.429	W 1	1	2	0	624	612
Butt Nekked Streakers	3	4	0	.429	W 2	1	2	0	578	586
Thurman Thomas	Win	Loss	Tie	Pct	Streak	Div Win	Div Loss	Div Tie	Points For	Points Against
Kardsharks	5	2	0	.714	L 1	3	0	0	627	609
The Dingleberrys	4	3	0	.571	L 1	1	2	0	693	697
Clump's Chumps	4	3	0	.571	L 1	2	1	0	688	604
LOG's Mean Sharks	4	3	0	.571	W 4	0	3	0	595	586

[lordofgun]

BillsZone Big Money League Power Rankings
	Team	Record Rank	Points Rank	Breakdown Rank	Power Rank
1.	The Dingleberrys	7.5	12	12	31.5
2.	The Fascist Cows	11	9	10	30
3.	Clump's Chumps	7.5	11	11	29.5
4.	Mikey82's Fat Pansies	11	10	7	28
5.	Kardsharks	11	8	9	28
6.	The Unlucky Ones	4.5	7	8	19.5
7.	LOG's Mean Sharks	7.5	5	6	18.5
8.	Butt Nekked Streakers	4.5	4	5	13.5
9.	The Shirtz	7.5	2	3	12.5
10.	Tatonka's Tenacious D	2.5	6	4	12.5
11.	Ass Cuppers	2.5	3	2	7.5
12.	DeadAssLast	1	1	1	3

[lordofgun]

Ass Cuppers Opponent Breakdown Actual LOG's Mean Sharks 3-4-0 0-1-0 The Unlucky Ones 3-4-0 0-0-0 The Fascist Cows 1-6-0 0-1-0 Clump's Chumps 1-6-0 0-1-0 DeadAssLast 6-1-0 0-1-0 The Shirtz 4-3-0 0-0-0 Butt Nekked Streakers 3-4-0 1-0-0 Tatonka's Tenacious D 3-4-0 1-0-0 The Dingleberrys 1-6-0 0-0-0 Kardsharks 2-4-1 0-0-0 Mikey82's Fat Pansies 4-3-0 0-1-0 Total 31-45-1 2-5-0	Butt Nekked Streakers Opponent Breakdown Actual LOG's Mean Sharks 5-2-0 0-0-0 Mikey82's Fat Pansies 3-4-0 0-0-0 The Dingleberrys 1-5-1 0-1-0 Tatonka's Tenacious D 3-3-1 1-0-0 The Shirtz 3-4-0 0-1-0 Ass Cuppers 4-3-0 0-1-0 DeadAssLast 7-0-0 1-0-0 Kardsharks 2-5-0 0-0-0 Clump's Chumps 3-4-0 0-0-0 The Unlucky Ones 3-4-0 1-0-0 The Fascist Cows 2-5-0 0-1-0 Total 36-39-2 3-4-0
Clump's Chumps Opponent Breakdown Actual LOG's Mean Sharks 4-3-0 1-0-0 The Unlucky Ones 4-3-0 0-1-0 The Fascist Cows 4-3-0 0-1-0 Mikey82's Fat Pansies 4-3-0 0-0-0 Tatonka's Tenacious D 5-2-0 0-0-0 The Shirtz 5-2-0 1-0-0 Butt Nekked Streakers 4-3-0 0-0-0 Ass Cuppers 6-1-0 1-0-0 DeadAssLast 7-0-0 0-0-0 The Dingleberrys 4-3-0 1-0-0 Kardsharks 4-3-0 0-1-0 Total 51-26-0 4-3-0	DeadAssLast Opponent Breakdown Actual LOG's Mean Sharks 0-7-0 0-1-0 The Unlucky Ones 0-7-0 0-0-0 Clump's Chumps 0-7-0 0-0-0 Kardsharks 0-7-0 0-0-0 Tatonka's Tenacious D 0-7-0 0-1-0 The Shirtz 0-7-0 0-1-0 Butt Nekked Streakers 0-7-0 0-1-0 Ass Cuppers 1-6-0 1-0-0 The Dingleberrys 0-7-0 0-1-0 Mikey82's Fat Pansies 1-6-0 0-1-0 The Fascist Cows 0-7-0 0-0-0 Total 2-75-0 1-6-0
Kardsharks Opponent Breakdown Actual LOG's Mean Sharks 6-1-0 1-0-0 Mikey82's Fat Pansies 4-2-1 0-0-0 DeadAssLast 7-0-0 0-0-0 Ass Cuppers 4-2-1 0-0-0 Butt Nekked Streakers 5-2-0 0-0-0 The Shirtz 4-3-0 0-1-0 Tatonka's Tenacious D 4-3-0 0-1-0 The Dingleberrys 2-5-0 1-0-0 Clump's Chumps 3-4-0 1-0-0 The Unlucky Ones 4-3-0 1-0-0 The Fascist Cows 3-4-0 1-0-0 Total 46-29-2 5-2-0	LOG's Mean Sharks Opponent Breakdown Actual The Unlucky Ones 3-3-1 0-0-0 The Fascist Cows 3-4-0 0-0-0 Clump's Chumps 3-4-0 0-1-0 Mikey82's Fat Pansies 3-4-0 1-0-0 Kardsharks 1-6-0 0-1-0 The Dingleberrys 2-5-0 0-1-0 DeadAssLast 7-0-0 1-0-0 Tatonka's Tenacious D 5-2-0 1-0-0 Ass Cuppers 4-3-0 1-0-0 The Shirtz 4-3-0 0-0-0 Butt Nekked Streakers 2-5-0 0-0-0 Total 37-39-1 4-3-0
Mikey82's Fat Pansies Opponent Breakdown Actual LOG's Mean Sharks 4-3-0 0-1-0 The Unlucky Ones 3-4-0 1-0-0 The Fascist Cows 4-3-0 0-0-0 Clump's Chumps 3-4-0 0-0-0 The Dingleberrys 3-4-0 1-0-0 Tatonka's Tenacious D 5-2-0 1-0-0 Butt Nekked Streakers 4-3-0 0-0-0 The Shirtz 5-2-0 0-1-0 Ass Cuppers 3-4-0 1-0-0 DeadAssLast 6-1-0 1-0-0 Kardsharks 2-4-1 0-0-0 Total 42-34-1 5-2-0	Tatonka's Tenacious D Opponent Breakdown Actual LOG's Mean Sharks 2-5-0 0-1-0 Kardsharks 3-4-0 1-0-0 DeadAssLast 7-0-0 1-0-0 Butt Nekked Streakers 3-3-1 0-1-0 The Shirtz 4-3-0 0-0-0 Ass Cuppers 4-3-0 0-1-0 The Dingleberrys 1-4-2 0-0-0 Mikey82's Fat Pansies 2-5-0 0-1-0 The Unlucky Ones 2-5-0 0-1-0 The Fascist Cows 2-5-0 0-0-0 Clump's Chumps 2-5-0 0-0-0 Total 32-42-3 2-5-0
The Dingleberrys Opponent Breakdown Actual LOG's Mean Sharks 5-2-0 1-0-0 The Fascist Cows 4-3-0 1-0-0 Mikey82's Fat Pansies 4-3-0 0-1-0 Butt Nekked Streakers 5-1-1 1-0-0 The Shirtz 6-1-0 0-0-0 Ass Cuppers 6-1-0 0-0-0 Tatonka's Tenacious D 4-1-2 0-0-0 DeadAssLast 7-0-0 1-0-0 Kardsharks 5-2-0 0-1-0 Clump's Chumps 3-4-0 0-1-0 The Unlucky Ones 5-2-0 0-0-0 Total 54-20-3 4-3-0	The Fascist Cows Opponent Breakdown Actual LOG's Mean Sharks 4-3-0 0-0-0 The Unlucky Ones 4-3-0 1-0-0 Clump's Chumps 3-4-0 1-0-0 Mikey82's Fat Pansies 3-4-0 0-0-0 The Dingleberrys 3-4-0 0-1-0 Tatonka's Tenacious D 5-2-0 0-0-0 Butt Nekked Streakers 5-2-0 1-0-0 The Shirtz 5-2-0 1-0-0 Ass Cuppers 6-1-0 1-0-0 DeadAssLast 7-0-0 0-0-0 Kardsharks 4-3-0 0-1-0 Total 49-28-0 5-2-0
The Shirtz Opponent Breakdown Actual LOG's Mean Sharks 3-4-0 0-0-0 The Fascist Cows 2-5-0 0-1-0 Mikey82's Fat Pansies 2-5-0 1-0-0 Butt Nekked Streakers 4-3-0 1-0-0 Ass Cuppers 3-4-0 0-0-0 Tatonka's Tenacious D 3-4-0 0-0-0 DeadAssLast 7-0-0 1-0-0 The Dingleberrys 1-6-0 0-0-0 Kardsharks 3-4-0 1-0-0 Clump's Chumps 2-5-0 0-1-0 The Unlucky Ones 2-4-1 0-1-0 Total 32-44-1 4-3-0	The Unlucky Ones Opponent Breakdown Actual LOG's Mean Sharks 3-3-1 0-0-0 The Fascist Cows 3-4-0 0-1-0 Clump's Chumps 3-4-0 1-0-0 Mikey82's Fat Pansies 4-3-0 0-1-0 Kardsharks 3-4-0 0-1-0 The Dingleberrys 2-5-0 0-0-0 DeadAssLast 7-0-0 0-0-0 Tatonka's Tenacious D 5-2-0 1-0-0 Ass Cuppers 4-3-0 0-0-0 The Shirtz 4-2-1 1-0-0 Butt Nekked Streakers 4-3-0 0-1-0 Total 42-33-2 3-4-0

[lordofgun]

2004 LEAGUE SCHEDULE
Week: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14
Regular Season
Visitor	Score	Home	Score
Clump's Chumps	0	Tatonka's Tenacious D	0
The Fascist Cows	0	Mikey82's Fat Pansies	0
DeadAssLast	0	Kardsharks	0
The Dingleberrys	0	The Unlucky Ones	0
LOG's Mean Sharks	0	Butt Nekked Streakers	0
Ass Cuppers	0	The Shirtz	0

[lordofgun]

WEEKLY RECORDS
Category	Team	Player	Season	Week	Points
Highest Score	Mikey82's Fat Pansies	Mike32282	2004	7	161
Quarterback	The Dingleberrys	Daunte Culpepper	2004	5	51
Running Back	Mikey82's Fat Pansies	Priest Holmes	2004	7	40
Wide Receiver	Kardsharks	Andre Johnson	2004	5	30
WR/RB Combination	Tatonka's Tenacious D	Chris Brown	2004	5	29
Tight End	Ass Cuppers	Eric Johnson	2004	5	23
Team Defense and Special Teams	Clump's Chumps	Baltimore Ravens	2004	5	33
Kicker	Ass Cuppers	David Akers	2004	4	18
SEASON RECORDS
Category	Team	Player	Season	Points
Highest Score	Clump's Chumps	Bob Balistreri	2004	688
Quarterback	The Dingleberrys	Daunte Culpepper	2004	185
Running Back	Mikey82's Fat Pansies	Priest Holmes	2004	143
Wide Receiver	Tatonka's Tenacious D	Randy Moss	2004	87
WR/RB Combination	Ass Cuppers	Tiki Barber	2004	105
Tight End	Ass Cuppers	Eric Johnson	2004	44
Team Defense and Special Teams	Clump's Chumps	Baltimore Ravens	2004	120
Kicker	Ass Cuppers	David Akers	2004	75

[BAM]

Bring it, Asscuppers! >)

[clumping platelets]

[Michael82]