Darcy Tucker is on the trading block

[Ebenezer]

OK! Open letter to Darcy Reiger.

November 13, 2002

Dear Darcy,

Great game last night! I really appreciate the opportunity to purchase the nachos and fries. I enjoyed them but am not sure if my heartburn was caused by them or that PoS you call a hockey team.

Just wanted to let you know that Toronto has made it known that Darcy Tucker is on the trading block. Throw together something and get this guy. He will add instant character and will be a force in the locker room. Since Toronto has basically said to bring on all offers I would bet his trade value is pretty low right now. You should be able to move some package to get this guy...that is, if you have a package!!

Sincerely,
Eb

[Earthquake Enyart]

Open letter to Eb,

Dear sucker,

You better keep buying those tickets or the Sabres will move. And get your friends butts in here to. Leave the GMing to me. I have a 5 year deal.

Love,

Darcy

[Ebenezer]

Only doing my part to keep the team in B-lo!

[Buffarama]

Dear Ebs,

I told Rigas where to put his yoyo and Adelphia fishing cap years ago!

Sincerely,
Mike Ramsey

[clumping platelets]

If Tucker is as you say Eb, then why do the Leafs want to trade him??

[Rude American]

Players come and go. They must figure he doesn't fit in with the scheme and they can get something for him.

[Rude American]

I know that's the broadest statement of the year but that's all I can think of. he was playing well with Sundin and Mogilny.