lordofgun
11-16-2004, 10:31 AM
Week 10 Recap: Clump and Thurm...still deadlocked.
The Dingleberrys (THATHURMANATOR) 116
Ass Cuppers (EARTHQUAKE ENYART) 78
Rundown: The Dingleberrys keep on rolling. Culpepper was back to form as the Vikings wisely decided to go back to airing it out despite the fact that Randy Moss is injured. Daunte scored 40, but honorable mention goes to Joe Horn, who added 23. Those two alone were nearly enough to top the Ass Cuppers, despite another stellar day from Tiki Barber (22 pts.).
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Bench Warmers: Nate Burleson, Dingleberrys, 22pts.
Hero: Cully
<o:p></o:p>Goat: Marvin Harrison, Ass Cuppers, 2pts.
<o:p></o:p>Outlook: The Dingleberries have won three straight, and refuse to cave to the Chumps. Both teams have won three straight and are still tied for the Thurman Thomas division lead. The Cuppers, at 4-6, are two games out of first in the Bruce Smith, and three out f the Wild card spot with four regular season games to go.
Butt Nekked Streakers (HALBERT) 90
Clump's Chumps (CLUMPING PLATELETS) 106
Rundown: A solid five starters scored in double digits for the Chumps, led by Aaron Brooks, who scored 20. The league's highest-scoring team also benefitted from Adam Vinatieri's second humongous game. The Pittsburgh Steelers D scored 28 for the Streakers, but no one else was spectacular.
Bench Warmers: Bears DST, Chumps, 27pts.
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Hero: Vinatieri, Chumps, 18pts.
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Goat: I guess Brad Hoover, Streakers, who scored just one point.
Outlook: The Chumps are leading the east, and would win the tiebreaker with the Chumps thanks to the first tiebreaker, which is head-to-head matchups. Clump beat Thurm in week one. The Streakers are 5-5, two games out of the wild card.
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The Fascist Cows (PHILAGAPE) 109
LOG’s Mean Sharks (LORDOFGUN) 106
Rundown: It all came down to Monday Night Football between these two teams. The Cows entered MNF with Terrell Owens, while the Mean Sharks countered with Jason Witten. In true fashion, the Mean Sharks bad luck held true, and TO had his best game of the year, scoring 33 points.
Bench Warmers: Brett Favre, Cows, 34 pts.
Hero: TO
Goat: Marcus Robinson, Cows, 3pts.
Outlook: The Mean Sharks are now 3 games out of a possible playoff spot with four games remaining. The Cows, on the other hand, have the best record in the league and a three game lead in the Jim Kelly.
Mikey82's Fat Pansies (MIKEY82) 169
Kardsharks (KARDSHARK19) 101
Rundown: The Pansies shattered their own league record, racking up 169 points against the once-mighty Kardsharks. Unbelievable stat: The Pansies had six starters with 18 or more points. McNabb, with 41 pts., led the way for the Pansies.
Bench Warmers:
Dallas Clark, Pansies, 24
Jimmy Smith, Pansies, 17
Brian Westbrook, Kardsharks, 17
Jermaine Wiggins, Kardsharks, 15
Hero: McNabb
Goat: Torry Holt, Kardsharks, got jacked up after scoring only three.
Outlook: Mikey extends his lead in the Smith to two games. Kardsharks, at 5-5, are two games out of both their division lead and the wild card.
Tatonka’s Tenacious D (TATONKA) 34
The Shirtz (BAM) 75
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Rundown: The big story here was six Tatonka starters scoring three points or less. :eek: Ugly game no matter how you look at it.
Bench Warmers: Brandon Stokley, Shirtz, 27 pts.
Hero: Corey Dillon, Shirtz, 16
Goat: Tatonka for starting a kicker on a bye.
Outlook: At 2-8, Tatonka has lost five straight. Believe it or not, he's still not mathematically eliminated from winning his division. The Shirtz are 5-5, two games out of the Wild Card spot.
Still Cynical (MR. CYNICAL) 73
<o:p></o:p>Dead Ass Last (YLE) 69
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Rundown: Peyton Manning picked Mr. Cynical up and carried him on his back. 41 points from manning was the only double-digit score posted by Cynical, as most of his scorers sat on his bench.
Bench Warmers:
Curtis Martin, Cynical, 24
Patriots DST, Cynical, 29
TJ Duckett, DeadAssLast, 17 - would have been anough to win.
Hero: Manning
Goat: Dreadsoe, DeadAssLast, minus-three.
Outlook: Another knee-slapper is the fact that, mathematically, yle could still win his division. :rofl: Cynical is 5-5, just two games out of the wild card.
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Week 11 Game of the Week<o:p></o:p>
Smith division leader Mikey's Fat Pansies will clash with Thomas division leader Clumps Chumps.
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In the money:<o:p></o:p>
Clump’s Chumps - $20 (High Score Week 2, 3, 8, 9)
Mikey82 - $15 (High Score Week 1, 7, 10)
Thurm - $7.50 (Co-High Score Week 5, High Score Week 6)
Ass Cuppers - $5 (High Score Week 4)<o:p></o:p>
Tatonka - $2.50 (Co-High Score Week 5)
The Dingleberrys (THATHURMANATOR) 116
Ass Cuppers (EARTHQUAKE ENYART) 78
Rundown: The Dingleberrys keep on rolling. Culpepper was back to form as the Vikings wisely decided to go back to airing it out despite the fact that Randy Moss is injured. Daunte scored 40, but honorable mention goes to Joe Horn, who added 23. Those two alone were nearly enough to top the Ass Cuppers, despite another stellar day from Tiki Barber (22 pts.).
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Bench Warmers: Nate Burleson, Dingleberrys, 22pts.
Hero: Cully
<o:p></o:p>Goat: Marvin Harrison, Ass Cuppers, 2pts.
<o:p></o:p>Outlook: The Dingleberries have won three straight, and refuse to cave to the Chumps. Both teams have won three straight and are still tied for the Thurman Thomas division lead. The Cuppers, at 4-6, are two games out of first in the Bruce Smith, and three out f the Wild card spot with four regular season games to go.
Butt Nekked Streakers (HALBERT) 90
Clump's Chumps (CLUMPING PLATELETS) 106
Rundown: A solid five starters scored in double digits for the Chumps, led by Aaron Brooks, who scored 20. The league's highest-scoring team also benefitted from Adam Vinatieri's second humongous game. The Pittsburgh Steelers D scored 28 for the Streakers, but no one else was spectacular.
Bench Warmers: Bears DST, Chumps, 27pts.
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Hero: Vinatieri, Chumps, 18pts.
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Goat: I guess Brad Hoover, Streakers, who scored just one point.
Outlook: The Chumps are leading the east, and would win the tiebreaker with the Chumps thanks to the first tiebreaker, which is head-to-head matchups. Clump beat Thurm in week one. The Streakers are 5-5, two games out of the wild card.
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The Fascist Cows (PHILAGAPE) 109
LOG’s Mean Sharks (LORDOFGUN) 106
Rundown: It all came down to Monday Night Football between these two teams. The Cows entered MNF with Terrell Owens, while the Mean Sharks countered with Jason Witten. In true fashion, the Mean Sharks bad luck held true, and TO had his best game of the year, scoring 33 points.
Bench Warmers: Brett Favre, Cows, 34 pts.
Hero: TO
Goat: Marcus Robinson, Cows, 3pts.
Outlook: The Mean Sharks are now 3 games out of a possible playoff spot with four games remaining. The Cows, on the other hand, have the best record in the league and a three game lead in the Jim Kelly.
Mikey82's Fat Pansies (MIKEY82) 169
Kardsharks (KARDSHARK19) 101
Rundown: The Pansies shattered their own league record, racking up 169 points against the once-mighty Kardsharks. Unbelievable stat: The Pansies had six starters with 18 or more points. McNabb, with 41 pts., led the way for the Pansies.
Bench Warmers:
Dallas Clark, Pansies, 24
Jimmy Smith, Pansies, 17
Brian Westbrook, Kardsharks, 17
Jermaine Wiggins, Kardsharks, 15
Hero: McNabb
Goat: Torry Holt, Kardsharks, got jacked up after scoring only three.
Outlook: Mikey extends his lead in the Smith to two games. Kardsharks, at 5-5, are two games out of both their division lead and the wild card.
Tatonka’s Tenacious D (TATONKA) 34
The Shirtz (BAM) 75
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Rundown: The big story here was six Tatonka starters scoring three points or less. :eek: Ugly game no matter how you look at it.
Bench Warmers: Brandon Stokley, Shirtz, 27 pts.
Hero: Corey Dillon, Shirtz, 16
Goat: Tatonka for starting a kicker on a bye.
Outlook: At 2-8, Tatonka has lost five straight. Believe it or not, he's still not mathematically eliminated from winning his division. The Shirtz are 5-5, two games out of the Wild Card spot.
Still Cynical (MR. CYNICAL) 73
<o:p></o:p>Dead Ass Last (YLE) 69
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Rundown: Peyton Manning picked Mr. Cynical up and carried him on his back. 41 points from manning was the only double-digit score posted by Cynical, as most of his scorers sat on his bench.
Bench Warmers:
Curtis Martin, Cynical, 24
Patriots DST, Cynical, 29
TJ Duckett, DeadAssLast, 17 - would have been anough to win.
Hero: Manning
Goat: Dreadsoe, DeadAssLast, minus-three.
Outlook: Another knee-slapper is the fact that, mathematically, yle could still win his division. :rofl: Cynical is 5-5, just two games out of the wild card.
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Week 11 Game of the Week<o:p></o:p>
Smith division leader Mikey's Fat Pansies will clash with Thomas division leader Clumps Chumps.
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In the money:<o:p></o:p>
Clump’s Chumps - $20 (High Score Week 2, 3, 8, 9)
Mikey82 - $15 (High Score Week 1, 7, 10)
Thurm - $7.50 (Co-High Score Week 5, High Score Week 6)
Ass Cuppers - $5 (High Score Week 4)<o:p></o:p>
Tatonka - $2.50 (Co-High Score Week 5)