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BironsGirl43
11-17-2002, 01:56 PM
The Buffalo Sabres are coming to a town near you.. eager to give the opposition 2 points... and this is how.....

Steps on how to lose a game.. Sabre style

1. Score the first goal
2. Squander the lead
3. Take stupid penalties
4. Don't score a PP goal
5. Play catch up hockey afterwards
6. Outshoot the opposition
7. Hit a couple goal posts
8. Take shots into the body of the goalie
9. Skate around pretending to look like you know what you're doing
10. Skate off the ice with your heads down

It's that easy..

11 games and counting........

No I'm not frustrated or pissed at all!!?!?!? *Shakes head*
SABURZFAN
11-17-2002, 03:56 PM
it sounds like ECHL hockey to me.
SabreEleven
11-18-2002, 12:11 AM
11. Let the other team take cheap shots at your goalie, then look the other way. You wouldn't want to take a penalty for a good reason. Wait for a opportunity to take a stupid and meaningless one...
Earthquake Enyart
11-18-2002, 09:30 AM
12. If you are a defenseman, please don't hit anyone. Be courteous to your fellow man in front of the net.
Dozerdog
11-18-2002, 10:32 AM
13)- As a special offer, we are going to give away, absolutly free... 1 NHL defenseman a week! Our warehouse is overflowing and overstocked with wishy washy blue liners. Call now- operators standing by. :phone:

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BironsGirl43
11-18-2002, 04:13 PM
LOL your additions are hilarious!

Sabre11.. your point is right and it angers me.. how many times has he been run this year and no one did anything about it? grrr!!!
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11-18-2002, 04:17 PM
I like to do it Sabre Style, so I don't miss the game on TV
BironsGirl43
11-18-2002, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by BigDoug
I like to do it Sabre Style, so I don't miss the game on TV

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