Suzy Kolber

[Charlieguide]

Suzy Kolber is hosting Monday Night Countdown!!

:blush: :love: :twirl: :heart: :cloud9: :sing: :wed:

[OpIv37]

pics?

[FTG]

Whats so great about Suzy?

[Canadian'eh!]

Suzy Kolber is hosting Monday Night Countdown!!

:blush: :love: :twirl: :heart: :cloud9: :sing: :wed:


she's alright but where is Berman?

[Jayhawk]

speaking as someone who has wanted to jump Suzy's bones for about 8 years, I will say that she's hot, but she's not beautiful. Plus she knows football well.

[Charlieguide]

speaking as someone who has wanted to jump Suzy's bones for about 8 years, I will say that she's hot, but she's not beautiful. Plus she knows football well.

Exactly. She's not beautiful, but she's that wonderful combination of cute and hot. She manages to keep the likes of Jaws and Irvin in check, and she knows football like few people do. Plus, I once saw a shot of her on a mtn bike, and oh, my could she wear those shorts! :drool:

Just to be clear on this: it's not that I value women only for their looks . . . it's the entire package that makes Suzy so great.

[The_Philster]

. Plus, I once saw a shot of her on a mtn bike, and oh, my could she wear those shorts! :drool:link? :mad:

[Charlieguide]

Sorry, it was on tv. She was interviewing a player, and they went riding.

[CuseJetsFan83]

suzy is just like bonnie bernstein, they know their football, suzy in my opinion knows more.

i wouldn't mind seeing her on the sidelines at the ralph someday

[Canadian'eh!]

suzy is just like bonnie bernstein, they know their football, suzy in my opinion knows more.

i wouldn't mind seeing her on the sidelines at the ralph someday


I was in the first row at the Ralph for a game BB did... she will NOT acknowledge fans. not before, during or after the game. not sure why... but she is very stunning. short. but pretty.

[CuseJetsFan83]

I was in the first row at the Ralph for a game BB did... she will NOT acknowledge fans. not before, during or after the game. not sure why... but she is very stunning. short. but pretty.
that isnt always a bad thing, at least she isnt using her looks to get people to pay attention at the game.............. but then again, it makes her out to be cold hearted

[PhinsFan66]

I WANNA KISS YOU SUZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't say NO.

[Canadian'eh!]

that isnt always a bad thing, at least she isnt using her looks to get people to pay attention at the game.............. but then again, it makes her out to be cold hearted


I can certainly understand during the game... especially when she is trying to get info fro staff and they REALLY aren't in the mood. But during the half or before/after the game i never undertood why should couldn't give the crowd a wave... they were being very adoring, yelling things like "you rule Bonnie!"

[im4bflo]

speaking as someone who has wanted to jump Suzy's bones for about 8 years, I will say that she's hot, but she's not beautiful. Plus she knows football well.
I can still remember seeing her for the first time(kinda)? she had long hair and I remember thinking she was hot, she's got sexy eye's.

[bentleystyleD]

She is not exactly a beauty but cute enough that she has and will stand the test of time. Her knowledge of the game is excellent as you guys mentioned.

Wasn't Lisa Guerrero theee worst?

-BentleyD

[northernbillfan]

This interview (http://www.joked.com/view.php?id=559&item_nr=13&total=19) was her best work ever.

Needs Windows Media Player.

[Jayhawk]

She is not exactly a beauty but cute enough that she has and will stand the test of time. Her knowledge of the game is excellent as you guys mentioned.

Wasn't Lisa Guerrero theee worst?

-BentleyD
have you seen Leeann TWeeden try to do sports, god it's painful

[Billz_fan]

This interview (http://www.joked.com/view.php?id=559&item_nr=13&total=19) was her best work ever.

Needs Windows Media Player.


Namath sounds sooo wasted there :laughter:

[Jayhawk]

he's looked wasted for years

[The King]

Upon searching for Suzy Kolber I came accross this... Sunday night football drinking game.


The ESPN Sunday Night Football Drinking Game
Earlier this year, when I wrote a post titled ESPN's Sunday Night Football Crew Worse Than Gigli, I said, "I now look forward to [Paul] Maguire beginning his analysis with the superfluous and grammatically incorrect, 'I'm a tell ya what...' If you added that reference to a drinking game, the whole place would be puking by halftime."
Well, get out your barf bags.

Here's how to play:

• Set yourself up with a minimum of six beers for the three-hour game. If the Ravens are playing (and they are just about every other week), grab eight.
• Take the assigned number of swigs — about the equivalent of one ounce, or 12 swigs per bottle/can. Do NOT drink when Paul Maguire is speaking. You might spit it up.
• If any of the "chug" criteria is met, you must finish your beer, even if you have to take a leak really badly.

DRINK WHEN MIKE PATRICK...
1 - Raves over the offensive line on a three-yard run
1 - Says a player is one of the best in the NFL when you can name 10 others at his position who are better
1 - Says the home crowd is making it too loud to hear, even though your neighbors can hear him through your TV
1 - Says "What a day in the NFL"
1 - Describes a play as "unbelievable," "amazing" or "incredible." Important: the play itself does not have to be remotely unbelievable, amazing or incredible
1 - Refers to a player as "one of the all-time greats"
1 - Calls a player one of the most underrated in the league
2 - Makes you lower the volume
2 - Says "Let's go down to Suzy Kolber. Suzy."
Chug - Says "Let's go down on Suzy Kolber. Suzy."
Chug - Breaks your ear drum

DRINK WHEN PAUL MAGUIRE...
1 - Prefaces any analysis with "I'm a tell ya what."
1 - Says "I'm gonna tell ya something" right before actually telling you something
1 - Says the word "watch" more than twice on any instant replay, as if you were doing anything but watching
1 - Says something you didn't already know
1 - Admits to being scared of Ray Lewis
1 - Says he talked to a player/coach earlier in the week
2 - Calls Theismann "Joseph"
Chug - Calls Theismann "an idiot"

DRINK WHEN JOE THEISMANN...
1 - Utters the phrase "like a Bill Parcells."
1 - Mentions his own playing career
1 - Points out a flaw in a quarterback's mechanics, whether or not the replay backs it up
1 - Says "What impresses me most about..."
1 - Says he talked to a player/coach earlier in the week
2 - Offers a team advice "if they wanna win this game," as if they're on the fence about whether or not they want to win
2 - Refers to his punting career (one punt for one yard in 1985)
2 - Predicts a penalty that goes the other way
Chug - Refers, again, to any historical genius as "Norman Einstein."

DRINK WHEN...
1 - Ray Lewis is mic'ed up
1 - Ray Lewis is mentioned when the Ravens aren't playing
1 - A special-teams coach is said to have done "a great job"
2 - One of the three announcers accuses another of avoiding dinner checks
Chug - A drunken Hall of Fame quarterback hits on a marginally attractive sideline reporter
Chug - The Ravens are playing and anyone but Ray Lewis is mic'ed up
Chug - Any of the SFL crew mentions Ray Lewis' criminal record

[Jayhawk]

dats good.

[BuffaloRanger]

Are Suzy Kolber and Jim Rome the same person? Are they related? Did they go to the same journalism school? Close your eyes and listen to them talk. Can you picture both of them saying "That's some serious smack!" I can.

They talk alike. They are both short. Shave Rome and put a wig on him and it's pretty close.

[justasportsfan]

her voice is annoying. She sounds like a manly woman thats constipated.

[BuffaloRanger]

I'm not saying I find Rome attractive. But when I hear him talk I can't help but think of suzy, and vica-versa.