To the bears.

[THATHURMANATOR]

I want you guys to duke it out in this thread.

[ThePolarBear]

This should be quick.

1) The Black Bear - Poser. Run off of website after website. What a poor excuse for a member of the <!--StartFragment --> Ursidae family. Do bears **** in the woods? God damn right, and I whipe my ass with this guy's fur. ThePolarBear has inside info that this guy is almost as incomprehensible in person (as revealed by his desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

2) The Brown Bear - Each post of his seems to be written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. Brown Bear should head to Mark Twain's advice: "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." If there's an idea in his head, it's most definitely in solitary confinement.

3) The Pink Bear - Extremely :limp:. Barney wanna-be. He is pink for gods sakes.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Good analysis. What do you think of Pooh bear?

[THATHURMANATOR]

Where are the rest of the bears?

[TheBrownBear]

This should be quick.

1) The Black Bear - Poser. Run off of website after website. What a poor excuse for a member of the <!--StartFragment -->Ursidae family. Do bears **** in the woods? God damn right, and I whipe my ass with this guy's fur. ThePolarBear has inside info that this guy is almost as incomprehensible in person (as revealed by his desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

2) The Brown Bear - Each post of his seems to be written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. Brown Bear should head to Mark Twain's advice: "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." If there's an idea in his head, it's most definitely in solitary confinement.

3) The Pink Bear - Extremely :limp:. Barney wanna-be. He is pink for gods sakes.It looks like The Polar Bear has ice on the brain again. Maybe you meant that TheBrownBear should "heed" Twain's advice, but it seems that The Polar Bear is the bear that should follow suit. And The Polar Bear knows well about The Pink Bear's orientation, seeing as I spotted the two of them in a "bearlock" out behind the woodshed. "RESPEK KNUCKLES"

[The King]

Great idea Thurm contain all the idiots in one thread...

Oh wait damn Im here

[BAM]

:roflmao:

[The King]

:roflmao:

your here too dumbass

[BAM]

:snicker:

I will not refute the fact that I am a dumbass.

[The Pink Bear]

The Pink Bear is not happy with you prejudging his sexual orientation. The Pink Bear happens to be very straight. The Pink Bear has a mate that can testify to this extent. Furthermore, instead of letting the Pillowlickers turn the Bears against each other, The Pink Bear thinks we should join forces and take this 'Zone' for our own!

If ya smellllalalalalalalow what The Pink Bear is cookin'!

[Armpalm Ali Musch]

This thread could be a classic real quick.

[Dozerdog]

This should be quick.

Do bears **** in the woods? God damn right.


Ummm...actually- Polar Bears don't..... :loser: