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mybills
07-31-2002, 08:52 PM
This is pretty weird, but from Dec/82 thru June/02 someone actually kept a record of final meal requests on death row in Texas! Chicken seems to be the big winner! It also struck me that the outrageous orders had to have come from those who wanted to "STICK it to SOMEONE" one last time...price wise, that is...but as it says, meals ordered were not always what was served! Check it out >
http://click.email-publisher.com/maaasFQaaSYSda2roFRb/

Dozerdog
07-31-2002, 09:00 PM
What's with the guys ordering salad?


Fatty foods all the way.... I'ts not like it's gonna kill ya.


If it were me, I'd order a bucket of KFC original recipie.

mybills
07-31-2002, 09:06 PM
LOL Doz, I thought of that too, then I convinced myself they were hoping to have a heart attack to avoid the electric chair. If anything, it would postpone things if it didn't kill 'em first!

Dozerdog
07-31-2002, 09:08 PM
Of course, if I was having a heart attack, I would be stumbling FOR the electric chair- just might jump start the sucker!

Gunzlingr
07-31-2002, 10:31 PM
I would order my grandma's strudels, pigeon (yes, the little birds), and boiled potatoes. Dessert would be home-made ice cream. Then I could die in peace.:peace:

Ð
07-31-2002, 10:43 PM
Hamburger, side of fries

SIDE OF BEEF!!!!!!
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BillC
07-31-2002, 11:54 PM
I'd order a pizza and eat it with one of the prison interns

clumping platelets
08-01-2002, 01:38 AM
I thought a female intern would be your last meal :ontome:

northernbillfan
08-01-2002, 01:52 AM
I would order one of those "Betcha Can't" eat it steaks. All 72oz of it, nice and rare. I have always wanted to do that, but I fear my sytem would be in shock for a month, choking the slab of red meat through it.

clumping platelets
08-01-2002, 03:13 AM
:hungry:


STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!

SABURZFAN
08-01-2002, 03:52 AM
i'd start off with a jar of pickled eggs,followed by a jar of pickled sauage,and wash it down with a case of Genny pounders.

Ebenezer
08-01-2002, 08:04 AM
I'd order enough food that it would take me 30 years to eat it.

WG
08-01-2002, 08:38 AM
SABURZ,

That would be what they'd give your cellmate if you were the one to die! Aspyxiation in your cell that night would be the method of death!

That sounds horrendous!

Don't forget the crazy hot wings too.

WG
08-01-2002, 08:52 AM
And not an order of wings among them...

:D

Valerie
08-01-2002, 09:01 AM
I'd want Mc Donald's french fries, a Burger King Whopper, Wendy's frosty and/or mudslides and a half gallon of Breyers vanilla ice cream for dessert! :hungry: Doesn't that sound good?

WG
08-01-2002, 09:10 AM
I suppose if I could eat, I'd want a bucket of wings w/ my Wy's Guy sauce on them...

TONS of Bleu Cheese!!!

Valerie
08-01-2002, 09:12 AM
You can't eat wings without bleu cheese and extra sauce on the side! lol ;)

The_Philster
08-01-2002, 09:17 AM
I'd definitely order wings with celery and bleu cheese...but not just any bleu cheese...Marzetti's Blue Cheese dressing. :hungry:

Ebenezer
08-01-2002, 11:03 AM
Actually, I would never get into a situation where I was offered a last meal.

Valerie
08-01-2002, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by Ebenezer Actually, I would never get into a situation where I was offered a last meal.
And I would?!?!? :j7:

Do you know what they call a "good girl?"
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A bad girl who doesn't get caught. lol :badangel:

Ebenezer
08-01-2002, 11:20 AM
Hey, I married a good girl...

Valerie
08-01-2002, 11:24 AM
I wasn't saying anything bad, I'm a good girl too. :)

Ebenezer
08-01-2002, 11:25 AM
hey, you good girls know how to have fun too!! ;)

ticatfan
08-01-2002, 03:36 PM
Fried pork liver smothered in onions,mashed potatoes with gravy and baby carrotts and j7 for dessert.:)

shelby
08-01-2002, 04:22 PM
i would skip the meal and ask for a big bottle of Stoli, some tonic, a lime, and lots of ice.:D

Sabre Ally
08-01-2002, 05:29 PM
Goooooooooo shelby! :drinker:

mybills
08-01-2002, 09:06 PM
I think if I were ever in that position, I'd order a liquid lunch/dinner. I'd just hope there were time enough to catch the white bus beforehand, because at least at that point I wouldn't know what the hell was going on.

Come to think of it,
I haven't seen the :flush: in a long long time!!!
:D

Earthquake Enyart
08-02-2002, 06:50 AM
What's with the guy ordering the bag of Jolly Ranchers?

Ð
08-02-2002, 11:12 AM
Actually, he wanted the Jolly Rancher's Bag

Drewpac
08-02-2002, 11:56 AM
Man, I'm getting so hungry.

SABURZFAN
08-03-2002, 06:21 AM
Originally posted by Jaded 7

And I would?!?!? :j7:

Do you know what they call a "good girl?"
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A bad girl who doesn't get caught. lol :badangel:




i thought it was used and abused.

BillC
08-03-2002, 07:35 AM
Originally posted by Jaded 7

And I would?!?!? :j7:

Do you know what they call a "good girl?"
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A bad girl who doesn't get caught. lol :badangel:

...Then I must be married to Mother Theresa

clumping platelets
08-06-2002, 08:22 AM
My final meal request:


Jennifer Love Hewitt

Rude American
08-06-2002, 12:50 PM
:rolleyes:

Sabre Ally
08-06-2002, 04:49 PM
clump, if she's as tiny as in the pictures I've seen of her, she wouldn't be very filling :chuckle:

Ebenezer
08-06-2002, 05:36 PM
I don't think clump would worry about that...

Phins054
08-06-2002, 06:41 PM
I saw a site similar to that about 2 years ago...not only does it tell you their last meal...you cand find out how they got on death row...

And unfortunately....no liquor or cigarettes allowed...sorry Shelby...you'd have to ride the lightning:coffee: clean and sober...:drool:

shelby
08-06-2002, 07:55 PM
:eek:

that's not right!!!

mybills
08-07-2002, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by Phins054
not only does it tell you their last meal...you cand find out how they got on death row...

It does tell you, if you click on the link to it.

Ebenezer
08-07-2002, 07:29 AM
Have we beat this subject to death yet?

Phins054
08-07-2002, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by mybills


It does tell you, if you click on the link to it.

I went back and looked through a few and it is actually the same site...They changed up the look on a few of them and it threw me off...Its amazing the kind of sick people that live amongst us...:sadwalk:

Valerie
08-07-2002, 10:38 AM
The criminal mind has always fascinated me. I never knew people were that warped to come up with some of the stuff they come up with.

Ebenezer
08-07-2002, 12:03 PM
and many of them are quiet intelligent.

Phins054
08-07-2002, 07:51 PM
Yeah...highest average Last grade completed was 9th...I really hate it when the really "smart" ones leave school...