Ted and I are hosting a New Years Party. It will begin at 8:30PM Dec 31 and go until everyone is either passed out, dead or in jail. Please send me a PM if you would like to attend so we can keep on top of our headcount. I will send directions. Thank you.
You're Invited To a New Years Party
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I'd love to come to your party, but unfortunately cannot make it.
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Originally posted by clumping plateletsCan you get me out of work?
Dear Clumps Boss,
Please excuse Clump from work as he has a very important religous ceromony to attend.
Signed
Pastor
Bufftp
In the end, there are only three liberal archetypes: The fools, the beneficiaries and the crooks.
"If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day, but if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life"Optyimus Ignorus Realityious!
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- John F. Kennedy, January 20, 1961
To live in the presence of great truths and eternal laws,
to be led by permanent ideals -
that is what keeps a man patient
when the world ignores him,
and calm and unspoiled when the world praises him. -- Honore De Balzac
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