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Dear Fans,
I know this loss was tough but don't despair. We are going to make it next year! Why you ask? Because I have the answer.
MegaDrew (tm)
I hired a team of M.I.T. scientists and they have constructed a new more powerful version of our beloved QB.
New Features:
* Can hit the broad side of a barn within 3 throws
* Expanded range of movement (10 ft)
* Will only lock onto Moulds once every 5 throws
* Response time to blitz has been improved (5 mins instead of 10 mins)
* Ball speed on throws < 20 yards has been decreased to 50 MPH instead of 80 MPH
* Decreased the number of times he pats the ball before throwing from 10 to 3
* Improved his color blindness so he can see his own receivers better
...and many more!
So don't worry when you see Drew take the field next year. It's not Drew....it's MegaDrew(tm)!!!!
Sincerely,
TD
I know this loss was tough but don't despair. We are going to make it next year! Why you ask? Because I have the answer.
MegaDrew (tm)
I hired a team of M.I.T. scientists and they have constructed a new more powerful version of our beloved QB.
New Features:
* Can hit the broad side of a barn within 3 throws
* Expanded range of movement (10 ft)
* Will only lock onto Moulds once every 5 throws
* Response time to blitz has been improved (5 mins instead of 10 mins)
* Ball speed on throws < 20 yards has been decreased to 50 MPH instead of 80 MPH
* Decreased the number of times he pats the ball before throwing from 10 to 3
* Improved his color blindness so he can see his own receivers better
...and many more!
So don't worry when you see Drew take the field next year. It's not Drew....it's MegaDrew(tm)!!!!
Sincerely,
TD
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