Fat Tony
11-25-2002, 12:41 AM
Holy cow!
Incredible tournament excitement!
http://www.billszone.com/dozer/round1scores.JPG
In the Eden Corn fest Regional
The # 23 Pottymouths hold a slim 2 point lead on #10 Earthquake Zone, but the 12 point favorite EZ's have Terrell Owens going on MNF. Barring a miracle, the EZ's will advance. Covering the spread is still up in the air, but possible. The EZ's look to advance to rd 2 vs # 7 Hart attack.
The #15 Killer Typos eqsilly handles the #18 Gnatmonsters. The Typ0s hold a 38 point advantage with Garcia as the only hope for the Gnatmonsters to recover. A tall hill to climb. Typ0s look to advance and meet #2 seed Ebenezer next week.
Hump/Spank Dome Regional
The unlucky #13 Poutines lost their 6th consecutive game , dropping the opening round to the home team #20 Clumpsters.
CP moves on to meet the #4 Ranked Flutie Rulz
On the twin bill, the #21 Yonkers Platipi Trappers receoved the full Orenthal James Experience, as they were hacked to death in their own driveway. the YPT have the 49er defense still on deck, while the OJE counters with Terrell owens and a 24 point lead. The bumbling officials botched the evedence as the #12 OJE received an aquital and a date with the #5 Dozerdogs in Rd 2. Coach Johhny Cochran gave a 45 minute press conference exonorating the victors. Line Judge Lance Ito blew 4 calls and refused to use video replay evidence.
Elmira Regional
In the worst case scenario, the #22 Mean Sharks managed a 102 to 102 tie with the #11 Fat Pansies. A blown extra point in Denver sealed the tie. Both teams will advance to round #2, where they will compete in a 3 way contest with the lucky #6 ranked Aero Planes . Highest scoring team of the 3 next week advance to the quarter finals. Un- Freakin-Believable!
In the other matchup, the #14 Ferdalizers are in a battle with the #19 Medina Mustangs. The Mustangs hold a 13 point lead going into Monday night, and have Duce Staley to start. The Ferdalizers need a big effort from SF QB Jeff Garcia. This may come down to the wire. The winner advances against the #3 Casdhf Bonners
Batavia Regional
In an epic upset, the 1-10 TacklingDummys took their #24 seed and upset the heavily favored #9 Lake Erie Monsters. The TacklingDummies were 22 point dogs. They get to advance against the #8 CtBillsFans. Can this 20-1 longshot win the tourney? Can you say Gonzaga?
Last but not least, the #16 Wrecking Crew got demolished by the #17 Rochester Rampage. The Rampage does not have time to celebrate, as they meet the top seed in the tournament, the #1 seedRt 20A cows. The Cows might be ipe for the pickings, however. After a 10-0 start, they dropped their second game in a row.
Incredible tournament excitement!
http://www.billszone.com/dozer/round1scores.JPG
In the Eden Corn fest Regional
The # 23 Pottymouths hold a slim 2 point lead on #10 Earthquake Zone, but the 12 point favorite EZ's have Terrell Owens going on MNF. Barring a miracle, the EZ's will advance. Covering the spread is still up in the air, but possible. The EZ's look to advance to rd 2 vs # 7 Hart attack.
The #15 Killer Typos eqsilly handles the #18 Gnatmonsters. The Typ0s hold a 38 point advantage with Garcia as the only hope for the Gnatmonsters to recover. A tall hill to climb. Typ0s look to advance and meet #2 seed Ebenezer next week.
Hump/Spank Dome Regional
The unlucky #13 Poutines lost their 6th consecutive game , dropping the opening round to the home team #20 Clumpsters.
CP moves on to meet the #4 Ranked Flutie Rulz
On the twin bill, the #21 Yonkers Platipi Trappers receoved the full Orenthal James Experience, as they were hacked to death in their own driveway. the YPT have the 49er defense still on deck, while the OJE counters with Terrell owens and a 24 point lead. The bumbling officials botched the evedence as the #12 OJE received an aquital and a date with the #5 Dozerdogs in Rd 2. Coach Johhny Cochran gave a 45 minute press conference exonorating the victors. Line Judge Lance Ito blew 4 calls and refused to use video replay evidence.
Elmira Regional
In the worst case scenario, the #22 Mean Sharks managed a 102 to 102 tie with the #11 Fat Pansies. A blown extra point in Denver sealed the tie. Both teams will advance to round #2, where they will compete in a 3 way contest with the lucky #6 ranked Aero Planes . Highest scoring team of the 3 next week advance to the quarter finals. Un- Freakin-Believable!
In the other matchup, the #14 Ferdalizers are in a battle with the #19 Medina Mustangs. The Mustangs hold a 13 point lead going into Monday night, and have Duce Staley to start. The Ferdalizers need a big effort from SF QB Jeff Garcia. This may come down to the wire. The winner advances against the #3 Casdhf Bonners
Batavia Regional
In an epic upset, the 1-10 TacklingDummys took their #24 seed and upset the heavily favored #9 Lake Erie Monsters. The TacklingDummies were 22 point dogs. They get to advance against the #8 CtBillsFans. Can this 20-1 longshot win the tourney? Can you say Gonzaga?
Last but not least, the #16 Wrecking Crew got demolished by the #17 Rochester Rampage. The Rampage does not have time to celebrate, as they meet the top seed in the tournament, the #1 seedRt 20A cows. The Cows might be ipe for the pickings, however. After a 10-0 start, they dropped their second game in a row.