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JD
01-24-2005, 03:37 PM
1. New England is just too damn good.
2. Brady is a beast.
3. The coaching staff is so good it's sickening.


Add on.....

BAM
01-24-2005, 03:38 PM
4. Terell Owens will not play.
5. God hates me.

STAMPY
01-24-2005, 03:40 PM
6. KARMA... Philly fans cheered a non moving dick aka Micheal Irvin
STILL VERY WRONG!

Mr. Miyagi
01-24-2005, 03:52 PM
7. The Patriots already hired all the refs.
8. McNabb's Chunky Soup Curse

Gunzlingr
01-24-2005, 04:04 PM
NE has special rules that only apply to them.

jamze132
01-24-2005, 04:44 PM
Drew Bledsoe...

BAM
01-24-2005, 06:41 PM
:scratch:

Mr. Cynical
01-24-2005, 07:28 PM
Drew Bledsoe...
:rofl:

RedEyE
01-24-2005, 07:33 PM
Fred Smerlas is stepping in for the injured Seymour.

BADTHINGSMAN
01-24-2005, 09:52 PM
Eagles have no TE, there starter is out with a foot injury..

Michael82
01-25-2005, 06:13 AM
13. The Patriots are the best team in the history of the NFL and no one can stop them.
14. The NFL already engraved New England Patriots Champions on the Lombardi Trophy
15. Bill Belichick is God, and he will smite you if he loses.

jamze132
01-25-2005, 10:32 AM
:rofl:

Viva los Amigos

Billz_fan
01-25-2005, 10:48 AM
Belichick with 2 weeks to prepare for anyone will be unbeatable in a SB.

JD
01-25-2005, 02:02 PM
This just in, the Patriots have decided to sit their starters, but are still a +6 favorite.

wazz
01-25-2005, 07:25 PM
This just in, the Patriots have decided to sit their starters, but are still a +6 favorite.

:roflmao:

17.Philly wont be able to stay more than 3 ahead, and Vinatieri doesn't miss
18.New England IS the philly team but with experience and belief instead of jitters and excitement
19.The Super Bowl isn;t the Super Bowl to New England, it's just week 21, game 19
20.Billicheck will use mind control to make Andy Reid go mental

Bling
01-25-2005, 07:29 PM
21. The Republicans have never had a NFC team win during re-election....

Bill Brasky
01-25-2005, 07:39 PM
22. Their team cheer is about as sophisticated as my 3rd grade spelling tests.

YardRat
01-25-2005, 08:24 PM
23. "Rocky" is too busy banging some young Hollywood hottie to give the pre-game locker-room speech.

24. Kate Smith is dead and therefore unable to sing "God Bless America" before the game.

Michael82
01-25-2005, 08:34 PM
25. Andy Reid was told by Paul Tagliabue to tank the game or else.
26. Tom Brady is the anti-Christ.

The_Philster
01-25-2005, 08:43 PM
27 If TO plays and scores a TD, Andy Reid will have to wear biker shorts...and no one wants to see that

TheGhostofJimKelly
01-26-2005, 11:20 AM
28. Andy Reid hasn't been able to win their bigget game in three years and now he is going to out coach the best staff in the league.
29. The Iggles haven't beaten anyone this year.
30. The Steelers are better than the Iggles.
31. The Patriots are the better team.

Historian
01-26-2005, 11:47 AM
8. McNabb's Chunky Soup Curse

:roflmao:

carybillsfan
01-26-2005, 01:22 PM
32. Ron Jaworski is an idiot
33. NE's LB core will beat Westbrook like a red-headed step child