It really sucks to get an email like this...

[DaBillzAhDaShiznit]

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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?


A: The Buffalo Bills.





Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?


A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".





Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?


A: Put up goal posts.





Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?


A: To the Ralph - they never get a touchdown there!





Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?


A: A thief.





Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?


A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.





Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?


A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!





Q: What do the Bills and possums have in common?


A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

:winkpunch

[Uncle Jesse]

Haha those are pretty funny though.

[mybills]

Q: What do you call a crowd who 95% has no clue who's on their own team.

A: Pats fans.

[McBFLO]

Q: What do you call a crowd who 95% has no clue who's on their own team.

A: Pats fans.

Thats the best one yet!

[OpIv37]

Q. When does football season start for Pats fans?
A. When the Red Sox season ends.

The Pats are just something for drunken Red Sox fans to do so they don't have to sober up during the baseball off-season

[Michael82]

Q. When does football season start for Pats fans?
A. When the Red Sox season ends.

The Pats are just something for drunken Red Sox fans to do so they don't have to sober up during the baseball off-season
:rofl: So true.

[ricogarion]

Pats fans have all the rights in the world to gloat.Best team in a long time that I have witnessed.And believe me when I say that I am so Buffalo that it hurts to see the Pats win the big one while we only could be bridesmaids.But you know they are in the midst of their sucsess while ours is on the horizon and what a beautiful site that is.
P.S. This is off topic for sure and I am a late bloomer but I am just now getting into the Audioslave CD and what a CD it is,its friggin phenominal!!!

[Michael82]

Pats fans have all the rights in the world to gloat.Best team in a long time that I have witnessed.And believe me when I say that I am so Buffalo that it hurts to see the Pats win the big one while we only could be bridesmaids.But you know they are in the midst of their sucsess while ours is on the horizon and what a beautiful site that is.
P.S. This is off topic for sure and I am a late bloomer but I am just now getting into the Audioslave CD and what a CD it is,its friggin phenominal!!!
Now this is what annoys me. Why does everyone have to defend the Pats fans? Most of them are ****ing bandwagon fans anyways and the ones gloating never even heard about the team before Brady won his first Super Bowl. :mad:

[TigerJ]

Q. When does football season start for Pats fans?
A. When the Red Sox season ends.

The Pats are just something for drunken Red Sox fans to do so they don't have to sober up during the baseball off-season

Yeah, even Tom Brady pretty much admits that.

[OpIv37]

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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?


A: The Buffalo Bills.




Not all the Bills are millionaires, and this joke applies to 30 teams in any given season.


:horsecrap

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?


A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


I can't really argue with this one- I've had that same reaction many times while watching Bills games. But replacing "Buffalo Bills" with "referees" would make this joke even more relevant


:horsecrap
Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?


A: Put up goal posts.


This applies to Rian Lindell only


:horsecrap
Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?


A: To the Ralph - they never get a touchdown there!


see the last half of the 2004 season and our home record over the last two years



:horsecrap
Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?


A: A thief.



Or a Free Agent. You got us there.


:horsecrap

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?


A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.




We're so good in the 3rd quarter that the other ones don't really matter much.


:horsecrap

Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?


A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!



47 and we'll know that for sure soon enough.




:horsecrap
Q: What do the Bills and possums have in common?


A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

:winkpunch

We won our last 5 road games, and see above regarding the home record.

[Mr. Cynical]

Hate to admit it but the thief one was :rofl: and :cry: at the same time.

[ricogarion]

"Now this is what annoys me. Why does everyone have to defend the Pats fans?"

I would never defend Pats fans it just must be great to go to the game 2 of the last 3 years and win and then make it again,as for bandwagon fans that phenomenon happens in any sports town when the club starts winning.Its even been known to happen here in Buffalo believe it or not. And I am sure there are some long time Pats fans that sat through the lean years and now after all the sucsess are crowing like roosters in the yard,they really should be proud of that team.Next to the 49ers this is the only team I can say that I respect that much.I would have thrown the Cowboys in there but after Barry Switzer and Jerry Jones I refuse to do that!

[bledslow]

Q. When does football season start for Pats fans?
A. When the Red Sox season ends.

The Pats are just something for drunken Red Sox fans to do so they don't have to sober up during the baseball off-season



this is like the popular thing to say when somebody has absolutely no clue what there talking about. truth is,the pats always have higher rating then the sox,especially in boston. the pats/titans regular season game had a higher rating then the sox/oakland elimination playoff game at fenway park 2 years ago. pats been selling out YEARS AND YEARS before they won there first title. i love shutting bill fans up.(its to easy,really).

[Mr.Right]

Thanks for posting that! :funny:
I'll have to remember those.....
:roflmao:

[pats-were-right]

Now this is what annoys me. Why does everyone have to defend the Pats fans? Most of them are ****ing bandwagon fans anyways and the ones gloating never even heard about the team before Brady won his first Super Bowl. :mad:

Count me out of that description. I've been there since the Champagne Tony (Eason) days.

I also remember the early 90's when we would just pencil in the 2 "L's" at the beginning of the season (games against the Bills).

I'm savoring this since I know it can't last forever.

P.S. You gotta admit the Billy Graham one was hillarious.

[ShadowHawk7]

I've seen most of those jokes before, all applied to different hated teams.

[OpIv37]

this is like the popular thing to say when somebody has absolutely no clue what there talking about. truth is,the pats always have higher rating then the sox,especially in boston. the pats/titans regular season game had a higher rating then the sox/oakland elimination playoff game at fenway park 2 years ago. pats been selling out YEARS AND YEARS before they won there first title. i love shutting bill fans up.(its to easy,really).

First of all, when you talk about ratings, you're talking apples and oranges. Baseball teams play 162 games a year, and when they make the playoffs, they play an entire series. That's hardly a good ratings comparison for a 16-game football season with single elimination playoffs- clearly every game counts more in football and thus will draw higher ratings.

Second, Foxboro Stadium seated barely over 60,000 and Gillette only seats 68,000. 68,000 tickets for a city of 5 million? In these circumstances, a sellout is hardly a measure of fan support.

If you want to argue, you better find better indicators of fan support. I love shutting pats fans up (it's too easy, really).

[Michael82]

this is like the popular thing to say when somebody has absolutely no clue what there talking about. truth is,the pats always have higher rating then the sox,especially in boston. the pats/titans regular season game had a higher rating then the sox/oakland elimination playoff game at fenway park 2 years ago. pats been selling out YEARS AND YEARS before they won there first title. i love shutting bill fans up.(its to easy,really).

The Pats have always had higher ratings and selling out their stadium? :rofl: Check this out...

Patriots 1990, 311,623 (total attendance for the season), 38,953 (average per game)
New England Patriots 1991 303,116 37,890
New England Patriots 1992 356,415 44,552
New England Patriots 1993 362,964 45,371
New England Patriots 1994 472,718 59,090
New England Patriots 1995 466,743 58,343
New England Patriots 1996 468,301 58,538
New England Patriots 1997 477,431 59,679
New England Patriots 1998 475,828 59,479
New England Patriots 1999 479,056 59,882
New England Patriots 2000 478,816 59,852
New England Patriots 2001 477,375 59,672
New England Patriots 2002 532,194 66,524
New England Patriots 2003 547,488 68,436
New England Patriots 2004 550,048 68,756

[Michael82]

The Pats have always had higher ratings and selling out their stadium? :rofl: Check this out...

Patriots 1990, 311,623 (total attendance for the season), 38,953 (average per game)
New England Patriots 1991, 303,116 37,890
New England Patriots 1992, 356,415 44,552
New England Patriots 1993, 362,964 45,371
New England Patriots 1994, 472,718 59,090
New England Patriots 1995, 466,743 58,343
New England Patriots 1996, 468,301 58,538
New England Patriots 1997, 477,431 59,679
New England Patriots 1998, 475,828 59,479
New England Patriots 1999, 479,056 59,882
New England Patriots 2000, 478,816 59,852
New England Patriots 2001, 477,375 59,672
New England Patriots 2002, 532,194 66,524
New England Patriots 2003, 547,488 68,436
New England Patriots 2004, 550,048 68,756
Wow, they sold out the stadium 4 years in a row before their first Super Bowl win...that's STILL 10,000 less than the Bills.

[Michael82]

Now, check out the Bills....

Buffalo Bills 1990 8 598,788 74,849
Buffalo Bills 1991 8 635,889 79,486
Buffalo Bills 1992 8 630,978 78,872
Buffalo Bills 1993 8 626,784 78,348
Buffalo Bills 1994 8 595,543 74,443
Buffalo Bills 1995 8 552,394 69,049
Buffalo Bills 1996 8 598,321 74,790
Buffalo Bills 1997 8 523,768 65,471
Buffalo Bills 1998 8 560,570 70,071
Buffalo Bills 1999 8 562,499 70,312
Buffalo Bills 2000 8 560,413 70,052
Buffalo Bills 2001 8 494,137 61,767
Buffalo Bills 2002 8 537,122 67,140
Buffalo Bills 2003 8 584,122 73,015
Buffalo Bills 2004 8 574,399 71,799

[OpIv37]

Now, check out the Bills....

Buffalo Bills 1990 8 598,788 74,849
Buffalo Bills 1991 8 635,889 79,486
Buffalo Bills 1992 8 630,978 78,872
Buffalo Bills 1993 8 626,784 78,348
Buffalo Bills 1994 8 595,543 74,443
Buffalo Bills 1995 8 552,394 69,049
Buffalo Bills 1996 8 598,321 74,790
Buffalo Bills 1997 8 523,768 65,471
Buffalo Bills 1998 8 560,570 70,071
Buffalo Bills 1999 8 562,499 70,312
Buffalo Bills 2000 8 560,413 70,052
Buffalo Bills 2001 8 494,137 61,767
Buffalo Bills 2002 8 537,122 67,140
Buffalo Bills 2003 8 584,122 73,015
Buffalo Bills 2004 8 574,399 71,799

The population of the Buffalo metropolitan area is also only about 1/5 that of Boston, and we STILL managed to sell more tickets.

[pats-were-right]

Now YOU guys are comparing apples and oranges. Prior to Kraft buying the team (1994), Foxboro stadium was an absolute disgusting pit. He made it semi-serviceable and as a result we've had sellouts basically since he bought the team. Your numbers reflect that.

Anyway, the whole "Boston's a baseball town" thing was true until around that time, but for a good seven years before the first Super Bowl win we've held our own.

Also, yes Buffalo has less people but there is a lot "less" going on in terms of sports entertainment choices.

[justasportsfan]

And believe me when I say that I am so Buffalo that it hurts to see the Pats win the big one while we only could be bridesmaids.But you know they are in the midst of their sucsess while ours is on the horizon and what a beautiful site that is.

Once we win one, bills fans might not drink that much anymore. Imagine a sober tailgate? A sober bills fan?