THE PEANUT GALLERY

[chernobylwraiths]

This whole contest is sofaking lame. So many gay, mother, screwing the gf/wife, ******ed, and children jokes are killing it.

The reason why the regulars in an insult tournament work better is because everyone knows them. Trying to insult someone you hardly know is much more difficult to get good material.

[lordofgun]

Technically it was two lines.

[Shiny Chicken]

This whole contest is sofaking lame. So many gay, mother, screwing the gf/wife, ******ed, and children jokes are killing it.

The reason why the regulars in an insult tournament work better is because everyone knows them. Trying to insult someone you hardly know is much more difficult to get good material.
that's what I've been trying to say

[Forward_Lateral]

What do we do when we are done our battle?

[SabreEleven]

I wasn't around today, sorry, I'll be around for the rest of the week, and I'll have more time to do my 'research'

[Novacane]

What do we do when we are done our battle?


try going to bed *******. You eyes have gotta be killing you from staring at the computer for 14 hours

[The Natrix]

I'm not sure who won the FL/regor battle. It was more scary than funny.

[Forward_Lateral]

try going to bed *******. You eyes have gotta be killing you from staring at the computer for 14 hours

Weren't the rules of this competition to keep the Smack in the battle forum? Dude, give it up already.

[Novacane]

Weren't the rules of this competition to keep the Smack in the battle forum? Dude, give it up already.


you run your own site and you don't know the differance between forum and a thread :rolleyes: No wonder no one takes addiction seriously


12. There will be ABSOLUTELY no spillover. Any sparring outside the tournament forum will result in the same measures/reprimands for TOS violations at any other time of the year. This goes for competitors and non-combatants alike.

[The Natrix]

you run your own site and you don't know the differance between forum and a thread :rolleyes: No wonder no one takes addiction seriously


12. There will be ABSOLUTELY no spillover. Any sparring outside the tournament forum will result in the same measures/reprimands for TOS violations at any other time of the year. This goes for competitors and non-combatants alike.


http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=65716 :chuckle:

[Novacane]

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=65716 :chuckle:



You enjoy that thread? :snicker:

[Mr.Reality]

In closing all I can say is I hope you ****ing die.
:rofl:

[Mr.Reality]

1)Are you a major Star Trek fan?

2)Are you a virgin?
:rofl:

[Shiny Chicken]

:rofl:
Oh, please, he was dwelling on that for way too long... that wasn't that great.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I think she’s saying “Regor move this transmission so I can take a bath!”
:rofl:

[The Natrix]

Hey baby, you want to come and watch me in my drama show this friday night, Ill be dancing in my yellow tights to the music of Barishnokoff to the song entitled "A fairy princess blooming on a spring day." Then after you can come back to my apartment and I will serenade you with the Clignon love song sang by Twgangia in eposide 87 of "Star Trek Deep Anus 54" followed by a rambuncious evening of staying up until 11 and drinking NONDECAFFINATED coffee?



:rofl:

[Mr.Reality]

I bet this guy has his wife call him THE HAMMER in the sack.
:rofl:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Jesus. Sabre11 and Bling have a whole 1 post each. Who matched up Beavis and Butthead in round one? This is awful. I'm suprised it's not filled with Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh and Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh.
:rofl: Should've saved this for the battle LOL

[Mr. Miyagi]

I don't know about anyone else but I kinda lost interest in the battle between danny and shiny. Same crap different posts, back and forth. :(

danny: you're a trekkie theatre homo nerd. Get a life.
Shiny: you're too dumb to appreciate art you computer geek.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Then when your mom is using the peanut butter then u can go into your garage and dig out your red lil wagon and play police officer with your stuffed monkey and tea set.
I find the randomness of this statement hilarious somehow. :snicker:

[Mr. Miyagi]

did it ever occur to you that the year would eventually END and then you'd look like a JACKASS for having "04" in your name?
LOL very observant. :up:

Perhaps the "04" is supposed to represent his age? The number of nipples he has? The last time he got laid? The number of nickels under his name?

:rofl:

[Mr. Miyagi]

9 PM - Stampy puts on his "The Rock" underpants and goes to bed

:rofl: So he wasn't wearing any before?

[Mr. Miyagi]

:phew: Now I'm all caught up. :D

[SabreEleven]

Most likely to take it in the ass: S11

:snicker:

As long as you give reach arounds :up:

[The King]

My battle is over.... Reality couldnt come up with anything more original than a grab ass joke. I should have this match up easy.

[Earthquake Enyart]

Stampy, the dead cat stuff was fabulous. :up:

[Forward_Lateral]

Still waiting for Stampy to dust himself off and reply.

Bling, what are you waiting for? Jesus!! LOG, is there a way to let the remedial people (S11 and Bling) have a few less turns? This is like waiting to pass gall stones...painful and irritating.

[Forward_Lateral]

The difference between you and a fridge is that a fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

:rofl:

[Jayhawk]

log is the man, he's kicking mybills around!

[Michael82]

OMG mybills is absolutely murdering LOG!!! :rofl:
Yeah, isn't it great? Log thought he could cruise on by mybills and that tactic may come back to bite him in the ass. :snicker:

[Mr. Miyagi]

MBB got my vote. Mr.R was funny too but the Dennis Miller type humor was slightly intimidating. Being funny sometimes means you need to appeal to the masses of dumbasses like us. :sadwalk:

[STAMPY]

i'll be replying when i return home around 1pm

[Gunzlingr]

Yeah, isn't it great? Log thought he could cruise on by mybills and that tactic may come back to bite him in the ass. :snicker:
I have been less than impressed with LOG and Mybills. At this point I am leaning slightly toward LOG.

[mybills]

OMG mybills is absolutely murdering LOG!!! :rofl:
This is fun! :up: :evil:

[Jayhawk]

I'm still voting for log

[RedEyE]

OpIv37 is ass-pounding buffalosabres04.

[Forward_Lateral]

LOL@ tinted windows on his incubator...that was a great one Devin.

[Devin]

:) thanks dude, im done with my posts. Hated going first, always an advantage to have the last word.

[Jayhawk]

we need to vote on the best rip so far.

[Devin]

contrary to popular belief there have been a lot of them. Next round should be a lot more competitive.

[Devin]

OpIv37 has had some great stuff as has MBB. And mybills had a pretty strong showing.

[Novacane]

contrary to popular belief there have been a lot of them. .


Agree. There sure are a lot of armchair insulters saying how nothing has been funny but they did not have the balls to join. It's easy to sit on the sideline.

[The King]

Agree. There sure are a lot of armchair insulters saying how nothing has been funny but they did not have the balls to join. It's easy to sit on the sideline.

armchair insulters thats awesome you should coin that

[chernobylwraiths]

Agree. There sure are a lot of armchair insulters saying how nothing has been funny but they did not have the balls to join. It's easy to sit on the sideline.

I didn't enter because I didn't want to be one of the people everybody was *****ing about because I wouldn't be able to post at all. I got on for a couple of minutes here and there.

[The King]

LOG just burried mybills, that was his wildcard.

[lordofgun]

Yeah, isn't it great? Log thought he could cruise on by mybills and that tactic may come back to bite him in the ass. :snicker:
Don't you have some carts to collect?

[Forward_Lateral]

LOL@ LOG

The only reason I haven't banned you yet, is because you donated. :rofl:

[Shiny Chicken]

LOG is firmly pulling ahead now.

[OpIv37]

regor and forward_lateral had a goof battle, but I had to go with regor. FL used too many old jokes in his last post.

[Devin]

Yeah i think they have all been relativley decent battles. Bling/S11 needs a crsh cart stat.

[mchurchfie]

Agree. There sure are a lot of armchair insulters saying how nothing has been funny
It's not funny:z::hang:...get over it already


but they did not have the balls to join. It's easy to sit on the sideline.
That wouldn't even be fair. You going up against me would be like Richard Simmons going ten rounds with Tyson...your mommy would never forgive me. :cry:

[THATHURMANATOR]

Mybills what the hell is this lord of pat stuff? It is clearly lord of Thurm!

[Novacane]

It's not funny:z::hang:...get over it already


That wouldn't even be fair. You going up against me would be like Richard Simmons going ten rounds with Tyson...your mommy would never forgive me. :cry:



For someone who did not have time to play you sure have been trolling a lot :rolleyes:

You know Tampas only 40 min down I-4 from here. I think I'm gonna go pay Shelby a visit :hump:

[The King]

It is a close race accross the board.

[mchurchfie]

For someone who did not have time to play you sure have been trolling a lot :rolleyes:


Probably could have found time...just uninspired by some of the competition.:z:




You know Tampas only 40 min down I-4 from here. I think I'm gonna go pay Shelby a visit :hump:
Sounds like you better, you sound pretty infactuated with her. BTW, she is a dental surgeon's asst...maybe she can get you and your family a good deal on some teeth.:ugly: Give her my best while you're at it.:up:

P.S. Just a little encouragement now that I know you are from Florida.:ugly::shortbus:...bathing isn't just something the other folk do.;)

[yle]

Maybe Stampy would seem funnier if he didn't CAPITALIZE random words.

[dannyek71]

Your pre-teen years were a nightmare for your parents as you indulged in care bears and my little pony. Granted, you had some GI Joes, but you probably just liked them for their tight bods.

lol

[The Natrix]

Nate :shake: Devin

[The Natrix]

nuttickler.

:rofl:

[Devin]

lol

[Bling]

I'm sorry guys. S11 sucks so bad, I had to put that joke "gay burglars" to keep you guys awake.

[Forward_Lateral]

I'm sorry guys. S11 sucks so bad, I had to put that joke "gay burglars" to keep you guys awake.

I don't know what will come first, his response, or the next sighting of "Haley's Comet".

[Bling]

I don't know what will come first, his response, or the next sighting of "Haley's Comet".

I already told him my hours, if he wants to show up then, maybe we can fix it up.


How do you like me so far, FL?

[Forward_Lateral]

I already told him my hours, if he wants to show up then, maybe we can fix it up.


How do you like me so far, FL?

Not bad, but you better get back to work, S11 just came back with a reply.

:rofl: @ bathroom stall bathhouse with George Michael.

[honey]

LOG is firmly pulling ahead now.

I didn't like that last one log did - it's a repeat of his first one. No originality. :cynic:

[lordofgun]

I didn't like that last one log did - it's a repeat of his first one. No originality. :cynic:
I expounded. Look it up.

[mchurchfie]

I expounded. Look it up.
ex·pound ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k-spound)
v. ex·pound·ed, ex·pound·ing, ex·pounds

Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

:bikerbabe

[Bling]

This is harder than I thought it would be.....

[lordofgun]

ex·pound ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k-spound)
v. ex·pound·ed, ex·pound·ing, ex·pounds

Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

:bikerbabe
:hump:

[mchurchfie]

:hump:
More like.....http://www.billszone.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10033/thumb_iconsex-poundit.gif

:funny:

[Mr. Miyagi]

I didn't like that last one log did - it's a repeat of his first one. No originality. :cynic:
I agree. That horseface bit is ney-ney-ney-ney-ney-ot so funny anymore. :(

[Novacane]

ex·pound ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k-spound)
v. ex·pound·ed, ex·pound·ing, ex·pounds

Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

:bikerbabe


:hump:


More like.....http://www.billszone.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10033/thumb_iconsex-poundit.gif

:funny:


:rolleyes:

[Gunzlingr]

Stampy is rolling, I might have to vote for Prince Ali afterall.

[Earthquake Enyart]

I'm the only one who thought the horse was funny? :eek:

[Gunzlingr]

I'm the only one who thought the horse was funny? :eek:
I snickered, but didn't guffaw.

[Forward_Lateral]

Bling vs S11 is getting interesting.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I'm the only one who thought the horse was funny? :eek:
It's mildly amusing, but with a face like LOG's it could easily backfire. :naughty:

[lordofgun]

It's mildly amusing, but with a face like LOG's it could easily backfire. :naughty:
Yeah, but that's been beat to death.

[dannyek71]

Forward lateral (or any of the other guys that gave me rep for it): You know what a klismafeliac (sp?) is yet?

[Mr. Miyagi]

Yeah, but that's been beat to death.
It sure looks it mister, it sure does. :rofl:

[Canadian'eh!]

actually it's "klismaphiliac"... which in some cases (thought not in the truest sense of the word.. since it means getting pleasure from enemas i think) but if they throw some other junk up in there and it gets lost we usually see them in the ER and have to do an X-ray. Always a big hit for a laugh or 2. One of our radiologists once told a guy "If you are gonna do this... couldn't you at least tie a string around it or something. I nearly died laughing.

[Forward_Lateral]

Forward lateral (or any of the other guys that gave me rep for it): You know what a klismafeliac (sp?) is yet?

:rofl: I just found it. LOL!!! Having enemas for sexual pleasure...LMAO.

[honey]

Stampy is rolling, I might have to vote for Prince Ali afterall.

I don't know - I think he's beating the dead cat too much. The first time was funny, the second time was kind of redundant. :idunno:

[Gunzlingr]

Did you steal that from one of the 5 year olds you try to molest by luring them into your '86 Camaro with last year's leftover Easter candy?

:rofl:

[Mr.Reality]

MBB got my vote. Mr.R was funny too but the Dennis Miller type humor was slightly intimidating. Being funny sometimes means you need to appeal to the masses of dumbasses like us. :sadwalk:
There's already 8 other battles that sound exactly alike.

[BAM]

ARggghh I wish I would've joined this.

[Canadian'eh!]

actually it's "klismaphiliac"... which in some cases (thought not in the truest sense of the word.. since it means getting pleasure from enemas i think) but if they throw some other junk up in there and it gets lost we usually see them in the ER and have to do an X-ray. Always a big hit for a laugh or 2. One of our radiologists once told a guy "If you are gonna do this... couldn't you at least tie a string around it or something. I nearly died laughing.


ROFL someone negged me for this with no comment... so i'm going to just assume it's because they had it happen to them and they are pissed that we laughed about it.... LOL

[dannyek71]

ROFL someone negged me for this with no comment... so i'm going to just assume it's because they had it happen to them and they are pissed that we laughed about it.... LOL
haha must have been, I cant believe it actually happens.

my gf who is finishing up her psyc degree learned about the mental disorder in class one day, and when she told me about it I almost fell over laughing

[Bling]

Crap, I just accidently posted that one liner, can I edit it and add more?

[Mr.Reality]

I found your lost schedule the other day. Let's see it.

9 AM - Get in the shower
9:07 AM - Wonders how a shower works
9:52 AM - Finally starts his shower
9:54 AM - Exits the shower
11 AM - Mother wakes up
11:30 AM - Mom yells at Stampy to get her vodka and smokes
Noon - Stampy prays for lost piranhas
1 PM - Sister leaves house for her corner job
2 PM - Stampy sneaks a peak at porn online
2:05 PM - Mom yells at Stampy to get her vodka and smokes
3 PM - Stampy poses in front of mirror for future wrestling career
5 PM - Stampy finishes posing
5:01 PM - Stampy watches RAW
7 PM - Mom yells at Stampy to get her vodka and smokes
9 PM - Stampy puts on his "The Rock" underpants and goes to bed
1 AM - Sister comes home looking "nice"

:rofl: I think I did this last year.

[The_Philster]

you're one healthy ***** away from a single digit IQ!


Crap, I just accidently posted that one liner, can I edit it and add more?
:spit: I think that would be against the rules

[Forward_Lateral]

:rofl: @ "wish sandwich" That's fackin priceless.

[Bling]

:spit: I think that would be against the rules

Oops, did it anyway.

[Forward_Lateral]

LOL@ Crisis. He's anailating Stampy.

[Mr.Reality]

The Crisis/Stampy match is pretty good.

BTW, :roflmao: , I just looked at Foward Lateral's custom user text. LMAO!! What that like that before the contest? If not, that's pretty hilarious.

[Forward_Lateral]

Yes, Regor did that a few weeks ago. All of his crayons broke and he couldn't colour on the walls anymore, so he had to come up with that brilliant concoction of a user title. Brilliant eh?

[Bling]

The Crisis/Stampy match is pretty good.

I agree. It's pretty good.

[Shiny Chicken]

come on danny, make you last boring ass post so we can get this over with and I can destroy crisis or stampy.

[Canadian'eh!]

The Crisis/Stampy match is pretty good.

BTW, :roflmao: , I just looked at Foward Lateral's custom user text. LMAO!! What that like that before the contest? If not, that's pretty hilarious.

this is how i got mine too... though i actually laughed when i saw it... i didn't bother changing it. it's about the 7th time it happened and i don't really care..

[dannyek71]

come on danny, make you last boring ass post so we can get this over with and I can destroy crisis or stampy.
Ill let you get back to your busy schedule of dreaming about that girl in your drama club

[STAMPY]

Off to beer n wing nite... i will make my final insult when i return tonite... Good job CRISIS regardless, its been fun

[ZacGriffi~82]

this is how i got mine too... though i actually laughed when i saw it... i didn't bother changing it. it's about the 7th time it happened and i don't really care..


Psh..i'm jealous, i want a custom user title.

[Crisis]

Off to beer n wing nite... i will make my final insult when i return tonite... Good job CRISIS regardless, its been fun

Ditto.

[Mr.Reality]

Ill let you get back to your busy schedule of dreaming about that girl in your drama club
You wasted one!

[dannyek71]

You wasted one!

Its ok, this kid is easy to pick on, I just want to get this round over so I can move on to the next one:clap:

[Mr.Reality]

The Regor/Lateral match is neverending. :roflmao:

[Forward_Lateral]

It sucks that the only reason I"m going to lose is Regor's been bribing other members. What a joke.

[BAM]

LOL that thread deserves Classic status. I have a feeling it's only going to get better. They should get a rematch.

[mybills]

I feel bad for buffalosabres04. He tried (I guess) but this isn't something he should have signed up for. :ill:

[Mr.Reality]

They should get a rematch.
:rofl:

[Forward_Lateral]

REmatch? Why, so I can embarass him again? I can't belive 29 people voted for his lame ass insults. If it was someone like Mr. Real or MBB, I wouldn't care, heck, even Sabre04 would've given regor a run for his money.

[Canadian'eh!]

rematch? only if they limit it to 1 post... i can't stand reading regor's 3 jokes 6 m,ore times!

[BAM]

REmatch? Why

because he just took the lead.

[Canadian'eh!]

This HAS to be the most dramatic insult contest EVER! payoffs!?! ROFL

[Novacane]

Did I break the rules you 2 whiny *****s? No. I did'nt so go cry to someone who cares

[Canadian'eh!]

Did I break the rules you 2 whiny *****s? No. I did'nt so go cry to someone who cares


there's no rule about paying off people to vote for you??? ROFL!!!

[Forward_Lateral]

Did I break the rules you 2 whiny *****s? No. I did'nt so go cry to someone who cares

I bet Mr Real is lovin this, he gets to face your stupid ass in the next round. Welcome to the Semi finals Mr. Real.

[Novacane]

there's no rule about paying off people to vote for you??? ROFL!!!



http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=65564


:moon:

[The Natrix]

I don't know why S. Chicken is so confident. IMO, he's losing so far and needs a strong finish.

[mchurchfie]

Assclown is bringing it pretty good...I must say, I'm impressed. :bow:

[The Natrix]

Are we going to see FOODSTAMP's drunken, post wing-night post? :ill:

Or is the lil met lovin' ***** going to wait till tomorrow?

[The_Philster]

there's no rule about paying off people to vote for you??? ROFL!!!

thing is...there's no way of proving that the votes were bought. It's not like LOG can PM the voters and run a lie detector on the responses

[Canadian'eh!]

thing is...there's no way of proving that the votes were bought. It's not like LOG can PM the voters and run a lie detector on the responses

Except Alston admitted in the thread he was paid to vote... then regor admitted he PAID for the votes both in this AND that thread... but i guess confessions are meaningless. all those other payments must have just been coincedence.

I hope none of you are lawyers... or there are some criminals walking the streets that shouldn't be.

[Forward_Lateral]

alright alright, who cares already. I lost, big deal. Most of the people in here were entertained by the thread, that's all that really matters.

[Jayhawk]

log's winning!

[Earthquake Enyart]

I kinda like the incoherent rant. Go Stampy.

[dannyek71]

Are we going to see FOODSTAMP's drunken, post wing-night post? :ill:

Or is the lil met lovin' ***** going to wait till tomorrow?
lol

[Gunzlingr]

What? I could have been paid to vote regor? I feel so cheap for not getting any zbs for my vote. :sadwalk:

[Gunzlingr]

after reading all the crying by C_eh, I am glad I voted as I did. :mad:

[Crisis]

Paying for votes is gay.

[Mr.Reality]

It sucks about the 3 matches getting halted. I thought they were all pretty close.

[Devin]

yeah thought the same, kind of a bummer.

[The Natrix]

No way guys. Log always knows what's best.

[lordofgun]

No way guys. Log always knows what's best.
:up: Pos rep for you!

[Mr.Reality]

I'm not implying anything at all. 15 hours is a pretty long time. But it does look like the guys who didn't get that last post in are suffering. The results might have been the same. I dunno. I think they'd have been closer, though, had they gotton that last jab in. **** happens.

[The Natrix]

**** happens.

ya. Like Nights in the Library

[The Natrix]

In Stampy's case, looking through his 86 Mets card collection.

[Bling]

In Stampy's case, looking through his 86 Mets card collection.

Going to High School......


:couch:

[The Natrix]

Going to High School......


:couch:


Nah, he went through high school. He was paying too much attention to the paste :hungry: and butterflies flying by the windows of English class, though.

[Bling]

Nah, he went through high school. He was paying too much attention to the paste :hungry: and butterflies flying by the windows of English class, though.

:funny:

[SabreEleven]

No way guys. Log always knows what's best.

don't you know it is illegal to kiss Log's butt without Thurms permission....:cynic:

[The Natrix]

don't you know it is illegal to kiss Log's butt without Thurms permission....:cynic:


Thurm can go jump off a bridge! :mad:

[SabreEleven]

Thurm can go jump off a bridge! :mad:

ohhhhh, Catfight!!!!!

[The Natrix]

ohhhhh, Catfight!!!!!

Yeah, your's and Bling's battle was quite the kitty-quarel.

[Bling]

Yeah, your's and Bling's battle was quite the kitty-quarel.

Have you ever seen those damn kitties fight, yo? Those things are beast....I'm flattered, actually, that you'd compare me to a kitty. Plus, I get more tit, than you ever did. :up:

[Bling]

My fav's: OpIV, Mr. Real, Crisis

[The Natrix]

My fav's: OpIV, Mr. Real, Crisis

PM them how you really feel. :limp:

[lordofgun]

The Natrix was my favorite. He got robbed.

[Bling]

No way guys. Log always knows what's best.

Nothing says :limp: like kissing another man's arse....

[Bling]

The Natrix was my favorite. He got robbed.

I don't know who'd win, :limp: Teletubbie or The Natrix? That'd be a tough one....

[Devin]

lol @ log.

[The Natrix]

I don't know who'd win, :limp: Teletubbie or The Natrix? That'd be a tough one....


:::

[lordofgun]

:::Oh come on, Natrix. That was an awesome blast. :::

[mybills]

If there wasn't gambling involved, things would look a lot different as far as final scores. For example...


log 22 - 10 bets = 12
---------------------- a difference of 3, not 8.
me 14 - 5 bets = 9

Keep an eye on the other scores and on the chart below,
then do the math. People who bet on dog # 3, won't root for the #4 dog. :;

[dannyek71]

according tot hat chart, it looks like i have little chance. Only 7 wagered on me.

[mybills]

Make that 2, danny..I'm talking about the bets, not the amount wagered. :;

But mostly, I mean others going against log. Stampy would've had to subtract 7..and so on!

[dannyek71]

when does the next round start?

[mybills]

:idunno:

[SabreEleven]

Everybody knows you bet on the dog that takes a piss before the race. :up:

So everybody is fighting an uphill battle against Log. I have to make up 5 bets.

[RedEyE]

Everybody knows you bet on the dog that takes a piss before the race. :up:

So everybody is fighting an uphill battle against Log. I have to make up 5 bets.

Yeah, but with Stampy and MBBedard having lost, an additional 10 bets are collected and the voters are officially emancipated from their wagers. Those 10 votes could sway an any direction.

[mybills]

Last time, I went first against Dozer. This time, log. Who the hell are they gonna put me up against next year, EE?

[STAMPY]

this games very political... I learned my lesson this year

[lordofgun]

Last time, I went first against Dozer. This time, log. Who the hell are they gonna put me up against next year, EE?
EE would be easy pickins for you.

[That Guy]

this games very political... I learned my lesson this year

Since politics were obviously how you lost.

[STAMPY]

Since politics were obviously how you lost.

:up: Pussy

[Devin]

rofl

[Devin]

If there wasn't gambling involved, things would look a lot different as far as final scores. For example...


log 22 - 10 bets = 12
---------------------- a difference of 3, not 8.
me 14 - 5 bets = 9

Keep an eye on the other scores and on the chart below,
then do the math. People who bet on dog # 3, won't root for the #4 dog. :;


That chart means nothing. two of the 3/1 "favorites" are gone and two of the 20/1 "underdogs" are moving on.

[The King]

Dammit I wouldve done well in the second round. One liners are my thing.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Another opponent who has brain cells on the endangered species list.
Points deducted for grammatical error.

[Crisis]

If there wasn't gambling involved, things would look a lot different as far as final scores. For example...


log 22 - 10 bets = 12
---------------------- a difference of 3, not 8.
me 14 - 5 bets = 9

Keep an eye on the other scores and on the chart below,
then do the math. People who bet on dog # 3, won't root for the #4 dog. :;

Stop whining. I had to face the 2nd-leading person in that chart and I still won. No excuses.

[That Guy]

:up: Pussy
:up: English Class

[STAMPY]

:up: English Class

Get laid :up:

[Crisis]

Get laid :up:

:up: What was our score?

[STAMPY]

:up: What was our score?

Do you miss your ugly cat :up:

[Crisis]

Do you miss your ugly cat :up:

:up: I just bought a new piranha-killing cat

[STAMPY]

:up: I just bought a new piranha-killing cat

thats hot too bad i hated my piranha

[lordofgun]

:z:

[Devin]

my dad can beat up your dad.

[STAMPY]

CRISIS u just lost 2 votes! Stampy and metsownthistown

[lordofgun]

Your brain cells left the endagered species list a couple of months ago, and ended up on the side of a charmin.
hmmm.......

[dannyek71]

hmmm.......
too intellectual?

[lordofgun]

too intellectual?
Yeah. Maybe we should get Mr. Reality in here to translate.

[STAMPY]

Yeah. Maybe we should get Mr. Reality in here to translate.

Im not going to vote for you

[That Guy]

too intellectual?
But really... how did it get from the endangered species list to the Charmin? Was it an active transport?

[STAMPY]

But really... how did it get from the endangered species list to the Charmin? Was it an active transport?

get lost *****

[lordofgun]

Im not going to vote for you
I wanted to vote for you, but you were so bad. :(

[lordofgun]

Crisis has a good point about the blindness.

[STAMPY]

I wanted to vote for you, but you were so bad. :(

mybills was funnier than you

[Crisis]

mybills was funnier than you

What a coincidence, she was funnier than you too.

[lordofgun]

mybills was funnier than you
Obviously.

[STAMPY]

What a coincidence, she was funnier than you too.

nothing funnier than a dead cat tho. I hope she burns in hell

[Crisis]

nothing funnier than a dead cat tho. I hope she burns in hell

Please. You relied on the dead cat for 4 posts and still lost. Pathetic.

[That Guy]

nothing funnier than a dead cat tho. I hope she burns in hell
And we have another person taking this thing too seriously.

[STAMPY]

EDITED FOR TOS VIOLATION.

[STAMPY]

EDITED FOR TOS VIOLATION.

pussy pussy pussy... you guys don't get any :loser:

*** face *** face *** face

[Crisis]

EDITED FOR TOS VIOLATION.

That's the smartest thing you've said all week, Stampy.

[Novacane]

would it be a TOS violation if I typed come face?

[That Guy]

would it be a TOS violation if I typed come face?
I think that depends on the context.

[Devin]

Lets play the "guess who will get banned game"

[STAMPY]

would it be a TOS violation if I typed come face?

what if shotgun or boa say it. They can't spell u kno, this is outragious

[Bling]

what if shotgun or boa say it. They can't spell u kno, this is outragious

Never could you...

[STAMPY]

Lets play the "guess who will get banned game"

taking advantage of no TOS... Devinn did you know F_L swallows lots of ***! He loves Canadian *** the Most!

[That Guy]

taking advantage of no TOS
Seeing as how you just got edited for TOS...

[Novacane]

I think someone pissed in logs frosted flakes this morning :down:

[STAMPY]

Never could you...

Hey Bling go drown yourself... you lil bastard, if you're a good swimmer than light your ass on fire and ill spray you with hairspray... so u can be like the dolphins, Blown up in smoke

[That Guy]

Hey Bling go drown yourself... you lil bastard, if you're a good swimmer than light your ass on fire and ill spray you with hairspray... so u can be like the dolphins, Blown up in smoke
:question: You didn't win the Insult Tournament?

[lordofgun]

I think someone pissed in logs frosted flakes this morning :down:
It was Val. :(

[STAMPY]

I think someone pissed in logs frosted flakes this morning :down:

Log is in the PTC! Censorship activist

[Novacane]

It was Val. :(


:link:

[STAMPY]

Log was my boy at one time :( im soooo hurt
just cause i didnt kiss your ass! EE is way cooler

[lordofgun]

Log was my boy at one time :( im soooo hurt I still like you, stampy! You just need to step it up!

I'd hang out with you.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Stamps Calm down man! I voted for you!

[STAMPY]

I still like you, stampy! You just need to step it up!

I'd hang out with you.
:limp:


Stamps Calm down man! I voted for you!

:hug:

[imbondz]

I'm surprised you were able to take your hands out of your pants long enough to type that last sentence.
:rofl:

[Bling]

Blown up in smoke

A lot like your bragging?

[STAMPY]

A lot like your bragging?

you lost to an assclown? :question:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Thats so cute, I didn't know regurgitated cheetos could talk
:rofl: Devin is kicking ass

[Novacane]

Nobody hugs you for the fear that they would smell like Thurm for a month.


:funny:

[SabreEleven]

you lost to an assclown? :question:

SabreEleven, *****

[STAMPY]

SabreEleven, *****

how about ass hole? :peace:

[chernobylwraiths]

how about ass hole? :peace:

pot? kettle?

[Bling]

you lost to an assclown? :question:

It's like in baseball when the game is called off in the 6th inning. He might have won, but the match had a lot of life still left in it.


Plus, I'd kick your arse anyday.

[Bling]

pot? kettle?

http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/images/smilies/yes.gif

[lordofgun]

That last one from regor stung. :chuckle:

:lolpoint:bs04

[Crisis]

I can post back-to-back posts within 3 hours, but I have to wait 3 hours before I can post again?

Correct?

[SabreEleven]

I think you have to wait 3hrs to post a 2nd time

[The King]

Girls your both pretty........ now :stfu:

[The Natrix]

Regor's dreams of life beyond the shelter were dashed when he was fired from his garage sale job for skimming profits.

:confused:

[The Natrix]

Girls your both pretty........ now :stfu:

you're

[Devin]

lol

[Devin]

thank god I didnt put your in mine hate to lose a vote for that !

[The Natrix]

The danny-Crisis matchup is about as funny as brain cancer.

[That Guy]

I liked where the Devin-OpIv match was going... until it was halted by a screeching "Shut up you're dumb".

[Mr.Reality]

Anything could happen in 4 days man!

[The Natrix]

I liked where the Devin-OpIv match was going... until it was halted by a screeching "Shut up you're dumb".


Yeah, I bet Devin wishes he could have that one back. :ill:

[Mr.Reality]

Maybe he has a plan. . .

[The Natrix]

Maybe he has a plan. . .

Oh go plan yourself.

[Mr.Reality]

lol

[That Guy]

Wow, for a one-sentence competition, I'm surprised no one has utilized the semicolon yet. That might be a Day Three or Four strategy, though.

[SabreEleven]

I'm waiting for the right moment to break out the semicolon.

[The Natrix]

No one wants to see your colons. Except maybe Shinny Chicken or Bling.

[That Guy]

I think he's only letting you see half of it.

[The Natrix]

I think he's only letting you see half of it.

Because of the hair? :ill:

[Novacane]

After reading your posts, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest

:rofl:


Good thing your mom and brother weren't!


Good comeback :funny:

[OpIv37]

Ass clown just got pwnd

[lordofgun]

:rofl:




Good comeback :funny:
Thanks! I figured it wasn't bad considering he's getting all his material from insult websites!

[lordofgun]

I like the one-liners. The regor/Mr. Reality match is hot. :up:

[lordofgun]

Mr. R has gone where no man has gone before...semicolon land!

[SabreEleven]

Thanks! I figured it wasn't bad considering he's getting all his material from insult websites!

12. There will be ABSOLUTELY no spillover.

:idunno:

[The Natrix]

12. There will be ABSOLUTELY no spillover.

:idunno:

He means don't bring this into the Bills forum. :mad: