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The Natrix
02-18-2005, 01:04 AM
Every one of your posts is an internet enema of stupidity.

...

mybills
02-18-2005, 05:33 AM
I liked where the Devin-OpIv match was going... until it was halted by a screeching "Shut up you're dumb".
That was so unexpected, I laughed. Isn't that the point of this? :idunno:

Novacane
02-18-2005, 07:11 AM
So when does your wife give birth to Phil's baby?


:rofl: That's like squeezing two insults into one!

mybills
02-18-2005, 07:20 AM
yup! :rofl:

dannyek71
02-18-2005, 07:23 AM
But really... how did it get from the endangered species list to the Charmin? Was it an active transport?
brains ended up on a roll of charmin = s**t for brains

Earthquake Enyart
02-18-2005, 07:26 AM
I think you're whipping log, assclown.

Devin
02-18-2005, 07:29 AM
That was so unexpected, I laughed. Isn't that the point of this? :idunno:

YEah that was the idea behind that one. I couldnt come up with an insult for "girls dont like you".

mybills
02-18-2005, 07:39 AM
Danny...eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww! :chuckle:

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 08:09 AM
Danny...eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww! :chuckle:

reached a new low with that one.

OpIv37
02-18-2005, 08:35 AM
Go to the sperm bank and donate about 50 male specimens of sperm by holding your butt over a beaker and let it all drain out.


ok I laughed but I have to ask- "male specimens"? As opposed to what- female sperm? I don't get it.

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 08:38 AM
i think he is trying to say that he had 50 males make a deposit in his anal cavity

OpIv37
02-18-2005, 08:44 AM
i think he is trying to say that he had 50 males make a deposit in his anal cavity

ouch- that's painful just thinking about it.

BTW I think you just earned yourself a TOS violation

Devin
02-18-2005, 08:47 AM
ok I laughed but I have to ask- "male specimens"? As opposed to what- female sperm? I don't get it.

Lmao!

dannyek71
02-18-2005, 09:48 AM
ouch- that's painful just thinking about it.

BTW I think you just earned yourself a TOS violation
The worst i said was sperm


Hey I warned you guys, I am simply full of class

OpIv37
02-18-2005, 09:50 AM
The worst i said was sperm


Hey I warned you guys, I am simply full of class
Sorry, my post was confusing- I meant SabreEleven would get a TOS violation for his rather graphic explanation. Yours was definitely tasteless but I don't think it's a violation

dannyek71
02-18-2005, 09:54 AM
Sorry, my post was confusing- I meant SabreEleven would get a TOS violation for his rather graphic explanation. Yours was definitely tasteless but I don't think it's a violation

haha ok

RedEyE
02-18-2005, 10:09 AM
Right after Mikey gives birth to yours.

:rofl: Good come back!

:lolpoint: Mikey has a vagina.

Novacane
02-18-2005, 10:15 AM
Poor Mikey and Phil. They're not even in this contest and they are getting ripped :snicker:

Mr. Miyagi
02-18-2005, 10:46 AM
You won't need your alarm since bikerbabe has to wake you up to change your diaper twice a night.
:rofl: Unless Mr.R makes a huge surge of comeback, regor already got my vote. :up:

Mr. Miyagi
02-18-2005, 10:49 AM
The Devin-OpIv battle is :z:

My dog could fart one-liners better than these guys.

OpIv37
02-18-2005, 11:27 AM
The Devin-OpIv battle is :z:

My dog could fart one-liners better than these guys.

I don't see you participating in the tourney, wise-ass

mybills
02-18-2005, 11:48 AM
They (battle threads) all have their strong and weak parts..
I really wish I stayed in this, I'd have them all crying to their mommies by now! :evil:

Mr. Miyagi
02-18-2005, 12:43 PM
I don't see you participating in the tourney, wise-ass
I could beat you faster than you say ouch. I was at least final 4 last tourney barely missing the finals.

Michael82
02-18-2005, 12:53 PM
:rofl: Good come back!

:lolpoint: Mikey has a vagina.

No, I don't. But if I did...it would be fun to play with. :naughty: :gag:


Poor Mikey and Phil. They're not even in this contest and they are getting ripped :snicker:

I guess it's because we are popular. :dance:

OpIv37
02-18-2005, 12:56 PM
I could beat you faster than you say ouch. I was at least final 4 last tourney barely missing the finals.

then why didn't you enter, tough guy?

Mr.Reality
02-18-2005, 12:57 PM
Unless Mr.R makes a huge surge of comeback, regor already got my vote.
lmao

Mr. Miyagi
02-18-2005, 01:19 PM
lmao
That doesn't help either :mad:

Mr. Miyagi
02-18-2005, 01:19 PM
then why didn't you enter, tough guy?
No time this year. :(

kardshark19
02-18-2005, 01:25 PM
Question: What has two Pierce members and sucks?
<!-- / message -->


Phil's testicles and your mouth?<!-- / message -->
:rofl:

Devin
02-18-2005, 02:02 PM
What a coincidence, your wife said the same thing about myballs

LMFAO

Michael82
02-18-2005, 02:20 PM
LMFAO
I agree. That was a good one-liner. :rofl:

Crisis
02-18-2005, 02:24 PM
Can we speed this up a little danny? :z:

Michael82
02-18-2005, 02:27 PM
Can we speed this up a little danny? :z:
You can do another one right now, because he hasn't replied in over 3 hours. :up:

Mr. Miyagi
02-18-2005, 02:28 PM
No he can't. it has to be 3 hours after his own post if danny doesn't respond. :rolleyes:

Devin
02-18-2005, 02:32 PM
I'm glad to see that you are regular with your periods.

ahahahahahaha wicked comeback.

Michael82
02-18-2005, 03:07 PM
No he can't. it has to be 3 hours after his own post if danny doesn't respond. :rolleyes:
:doh:

Mr. Miyagi
02-18-2005, 03:32 PM
Why is it that every date you've ever had has ended with the girl screaming "What the hell are you doing, you little freak"?
Hey Mikey, care to explain? :rofl:

The_Philster
02-18-2005, 03:35 PM
So when does your wife give birth to Phil's baby?


Poor Mikey and Phil. They're not even in this contest and they are getting ripped :snicker:You've haven't seen LOG's wife if you think I'm insulted by that one

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 03:36 PM
You've haven't seen LOG's wife if you think I'm insulted by that one

I'm not trying to insult you.

The_Philster
02-18-2005, 03:42 PM
I'm not trying to insult you.

didn't say you were...Apparently regor thought it was a slam on me as well as LOG? :idunno:

Mr. Miyagi
02-18-2005, 03:45 PM
Let's just say she must be very much into a good personality.

Either that or he once saved her life from the Elmira Mafia.

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 03:45 PM
didn't say you were...Apparently regor thought it was a slam on me as well as LOG? :idunno:

ohhh

The_Philster
02-18-2005, 04:53 PM
Let's just say she must be very much into a good personality.Uhhh...she married LOG :shakeno:

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 05:13 PM
Uhhh...she married LOG :shakeno:

We all can't be perfect

The_Philster
02-18-2005, 05:15 PM
We all can't be perfect

so her flaw is her taste in men? :idunno: Anyone who's met her and him already knows that. :cynic:

mybills
02-18-2005, 06:02 PM
ahahahahahaha wicked comeback.
I agree!

I'm glad to see that you are regular with your periods.

Sharp as a tack! :up:

mybills
02-18-2005, 06:11 PM
<i>Last time Crises was able to walk out of the sperm bank with enough money to buy a big screen tv, and all he had to do was throw up.</i>

danny has a real potty mouth! :chuckle:

Mr.Reality
02-18-2005, 07:00 PM
Regor's strategy is killing me. He's forcing me to be funny. I'm doomed!

Mr.Reality
02-18-2005, 07:31 PM
I, however, will not compromise.

Mr. Miyagi
02-18-2005, 08:48 PM
Regor's strategy is killing me. He's forcing me to be funny. I'm doomed!
:rofl:

Mr.Reality
02-18-2005, 09:46 PM
I'm here for entertainment purposes only. Mine. Not yours.

dannyek71
02-19-2005, 01:16 AM
Last time Crises was able to walk out of the sperm bank with enough money to buy a big screen tv, and all he had to do was throw up.

danny has a real potty mouth! :chuckle:
worst thing i said was sperm, thats not potty

The Natrix
02-19-2005, 02:50 AM
There hasn't been a funny post in this thread, in like forever. :ill:

Jayhawk
02-19-2005, 06:53 AM
ok folks stop :negrep: me for voting for LOG. damn

Novacane
02-19-2005, 08:34 AM
didn't say you were...Apparently regor thought it was a slam on me as well as LOG? :idunno:



Nope. It was a slam on Log and Logs wife :snicker:

The_Philster
02-19-2005, 08:35 AM
Nope. It was a slam on Log and Logs wife :snicker:

Log's wife would be stepping up drastically over what she has right now :up:

mybills
02-19-2005, 08:49 AM
ok folks stop :negrep: me for voting for LOG. damn
:rofl:


Thanks, who ever you are! :up:

Devin
02-19-2005, 12:02 PM
where is LOG? S11 is demolishing him.

Bling
02-19-2005, 12:48 PM
What to do....what to do.


NEG OF VOTING FOR LOG:
He is OWNED by S11, imo. S11 is doing great.
He's an arrogant man.
He'd neg me for not being able to donate.
He was my #4 most hated member on this board.

NEG OF VOTING FOR S11:
He's my compeition for Comeback poster of the year.
He beat me.
He was my #3 most hated member on this board.

POS OF VOTING FOR LOG:
He could up my Rep ability by 1.
He'd vote for me in Comeback poster of the year.
He wouldn't neg me for not being able to donate.

POS OF VOTING FOR S11:
Maybe he pulls out of the Comeback poster of the year.
He's beating LOG.
He pos. me in hopes for getting my vote.



So from that, who should I vote for?

mybills
02-19-2005, 02:32 PM
I'm voting for who makes me laugh the most.

It's really not that complicated, I don't have money on anyone to win. I think the money that was bet on people should all go to the final winner. :up: And since I didn't bet, I'll donate to that winner! :;

mybills
02-19-2005, 03:33 PM
It's not really necessary to quote the proceeding post, balsa wood brain.
lol..I would have gone with pine..it's softer! :chuckle:

SabreEleven
02-19-2005, 04:57 PM
Competition isn't over yet. I expect Log has something up his sleeve.

lordofgun
02-19-2005, 07:05 PM
I smell canned insults coming from some of these threads. :rolleyes:

Novacane
02-19-2005, 07:08 PM
What's canned?

SabreEleven
02-19-2005, 07:17 PM
never heard of canned ham.

Mr. Miyagi
02-19-2005, 08:06 PM
never heard of canned ham.
"Canned" in Italian is "Mia". Heard of her now?

lordofgun
02-19-2005, 08:29 PM
Your so poor your homemade cure for hemorrhoids is to suck 'em till the poison's out.You're :ill:

SabreEleven
02-19-2005, 08:53 PM
"Canned" in Italian is "Mia". Heard of her now?

:ill:

Mr.Reality
02-19-2005, 09:46 PM
You're :ill:
:snicker:

mybills
02-20-2005, 06:49 AM
<b>"I'm sure God won't mean anything personal when you get to St. Peter's gate and he says he wants to take a mulligan. . ."</b>

Golf humor! :up:

mybills
02-20-2005, 06:51 AM
You're :ill:
You're funny in the peanut gallery..
:couch:

clumping platelets
02-20-2005, 06:59 AM
I'm not very impressed with the tourney.....let's hope the cream begins to rise to the top :mad:

mybills
02-20-2005, 07:24 AM
I agree, clump. The (four day) idea is killing it. :cynic:

mybills
02-20-2005, 07:38 AM
Leader board for Sunday - IMO
Crisis
Sabre11
Devin
Regor & Mr. Reality are tied.

Mr.Reality
02-20-2005, 09:36 AM
I smell canned insults coming from some of these threads. :rolleyes:
I made mine up, lame as they may be. :crazy:

Bling
02-20-2005, 10:42 AM
I agree, clump. The (four day) idea is killing it. :cynic:

I still can't believe this. 4 days? It should be over by now.

Devin
02-20-2005, 03:39 PM
wonder what the next round will be.

That Guy
02-20-2005, 09:08 PM
wonder what the next round will be.
One-word insults. Fourteen Days.

Devin
02-20-2005, 09:11 PM
LMAO

Bufftp
02-20-2005, 09:19 PM
So when does your wife give birth to Phil's baby?
this is so cruel, so evil, on so many levels.

Mr.Reality
02-20-2005, 09:29 PM
One-word insults. Fourteen Days.
:rofl:

The Natrix
02-20-2005, 11:30 PM
One-word insults. Fourteen Days.

:ignore:

The Natrix
02-20-2005, 11:48 PM
This is regor: "Hi, I'm like. . . regor, and I'm like, a valley girl. . . except I'm not really a valley girl because I'm not really from the valley and I'm a boy and like. . . not heterosexual. . .but. . .I don't know. . . gag me!"

Looks like Mr. R is lovin' the colon!

mybills
02-21-2005, 08:07 AM
log would be winning if his opponent was Phil! :snicker:

Jayhawk
02-21-2005, 08:15 AM
So Phil told me he's lowered his standards to include anything that walks on two legs, but he said there's still no way he'd stalk you. :lmao: log

mybills
02-21-2005, 08:25 AM
I'm working away today, instead of from home, but I'll be back later to vote. :bigwave:

Earthquake Enyart
02-21-2005, 08:43 AM
For the first time in Phil's life, he was the one who had to call 911.

Log may have turned the tide with this one. It actually made me lol.

That Guy
02-21-2005, 09:56 AM
It's impossible to tell when you're talking out of your ass and when you have diarrhea of the mouth.
I can't give points for that... I think my grandmother uses the phrase 'diarrhea of the mouth'..

Jayhawk
02-21-2005, 09:57 AM
I still think an EE v Buffjay matchup would have been funny. Stupid job kept me away most of th week

Devin
02-21-2005, 10:18 AM
all the one liners are getting kinda thin.

stevestojan
02-21-2005, 10:33 AM
This contest is great. I do see that OpIv37 is beating the hell out of Devin...

Good stuff.

Devin
02-21-2005, 10:35 AM
your first post here and it happens to be this thread, a friend of his i presume, Nice try though ;)

stevestojan
02-21-2005, 10:42 AM
no, I'm not a friend of his. I am from another Bills message board, and we are enjoying this contest of yours... just wish we had thought of it first... good stuff. . . as you can see, I joined way back in Oct 03, so I didn't just sign up to rip on you. You still have some time to make a comeback, but his shots had me laughing pretty good.

Devin
02-21-2005, 10:43 AM
was it the acne jokes, or the "girls dont like you bit" that had you busting a gut.

stevestojan
02-21-2005, 10:47 AM
Maybe you guys have been doing this too long and you've run outta material, but just look at the first page between you two. His comments were quick, intelligent, and sharp. You, on the other hand had the incredible "I didn't know regurgitated cheetos could talk", "I'm going to become rich after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face", and this one basically gave him the competition: "Shut up you're dumb."

Devin
02-21-2005, 10:50 AM
Not one much for sarcasm or wit eh. but "I'm sure it's because you saw some naked women, which made you lose your hard-on." and "You may enjoy the ladies- they definitely don't enjoy you." is quick and intelligent, give me a break? Its a four day competition, no one comment gives anyone the competition. The shut up your dumb line was a sarcastic remark, dont think to deeply into it.

ticatfan
02-21-2005, 10:52 AM
logs getting killed .

Devin
02-21-2005, 12:56 PM
Something tells me all the lads from 2 bills drive with no posts arent here to vote for me.

OpIv37
02-21-2005, 01:05 PM
Something tells me all the lads from 2 bills drive with no posts arent here to vote for me.

If you're implying that I'm trying to rig the votes- I don't post on any other message boards- Bills-related or otherwise. I've never even been to TBD.

Bling
02-21-2005, 01:43 PM
Something tells me all the lads from 2 bills drive with no posts arent here to vote for me.

I voted for OpIv for the simple reason that you just whined.

Devin
02-21-2005, 01:44 PM
Cool :) didnt know I whined, but your entitled.

Bling
02-21-2005, 01:46 PM
Cool :) didnt know I whined, but your entitled.

Sorry, it's only 1 vote.

Devin
02-21-2005, 01:47 PM
its cool Op was great competition.

OpIv37
02-21-2005, 02:37 PM
its cool Op was great competition.
Yeah- great job. Tight voting too- right now we're tied at 7 each.

What happens if there's a tie? Hopefully LOG won't make us go another 4 days.

Devin
02-21-2005, 02:37 PM
i think we prob have some tie break freestyle thing.

dannyek71
02-21-2005, 03:26 PM
a couple of them seem pretty tight

Mr.Reality
02-21-2005, 03:28 PM
I thought they were all pretty funny. I laughed.

Jayhawk
02-21-2005, 04:11 PM
funny stuff is good

STAMPY
02-21-2005, 04:46 PM
Time to vote for danny with my multiple user names :evil:

MetsOwnThisTown
02-21-2005, 04:48 PM
:up: danny

Crisis
02-21-2005, 04:50 PM
WTF! Stampy is using multiple usernames. The fix is in.

The_Philster
02-21-2005, 05:16 PM
WTF! Stampy is using multiple usernames. The fix is in.

We knew that was the case the last round when regor won because of bought votes

Crisis
02-21-2005, 05:17 PM
STAMPY's still bitter of his ass-whopping last round!

The_Philster
02-21-2005, 05:22 PM
STAMPY's still bitter of his ass-whopping last round!

He should be pissed at himself then...he wasn't funny

Novacane
02-21-2005, 05:29 PM
We knew that was the case the last round when regor won because of bought votes


That was not against the rules.

mybills
02-21-2005, 05:30 PM
WTF! Stampy is using multiple usernames. The fix is in.
don't worry, only one of them will count. :up:

The_Philster
02-21-2005, 05:31 PM
That was not against the rules.

didn't say it was...but I notice you didn't deny it :;

Novacane
02-21-2005, 05:33 PM
don't worry, only one of them will count. :up:



none of them will. Some guy voted 3 times for me last round and they all got thrown out

mybills
02-21-2005, 05:36 PM
none of them will. Some guy voted 3 times for me last round and they all got thrown out
Really? So that means Stampy wants Crisis to win? :funny:

MetsOwnThisTown
02-21-2005, 05:37 PM
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MetsOwnThisTown
02-21-2005, 05:38 PM
Really? So that means Stampy wants Crisis to win? :funny:

ill register another isp on my other computer, i can do it in computer lab... Ill guarantee Crisis death

Crisis
02-21-2005, 05:41 PM
LMAO.

Stampy = http://homepage.mac.com/cfj/.Pictures/crying_baby.jpg

MetsOwnThisTown
02-21-2005, 05:43 PM
:up:

lordofgun
02-22-2005, 03:11 PM
This next round should be fun. I think everyone left is capable.

Jayhawk
02-22-2005, 03:31 PM
pffff who cares log is out.

Crisis
02-22-2005, 03:43 PM
Limericks are HARD.

Crisis
02-22-2005, 03:45 PM
ill register another isp on my other computer, i can do it in computer lab... Ill guarantee Crisis death

Mission accomplished Stampy. :up::rofl:

:lolpoint: Stampy

Novacane
02-22-2005, 03:52 PM
pffff who cares log is out.



:limp:

Jayhawk
02-22-2005, 03:55 PM
what's gay to one person is normal to others. (I'm not gay, or nude,)

Crisis
02-22-2005, 03:56 PM
what's gay to one person is normal to others. (I'm not gay, or nude,)

Is that why the San Fransisco community thinks your normal?

Novacane
02-22-2005, 03:58 PM
Limericks are HARD.



you're first one was funny :funny:

Mr. Miyagi
02-22-2005, 04:53 PM
Fifteen years of payin’
Is all that kept Crisis from gayin’
His drawers were not fickle
With a Canadian nickel
Do you dig what the **** I am sayin’?
:roflmao:

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bf1:

Mr. Miyagi
02-22-2005, 04:58 PM
So I'm guessing you're 37
And they call you Oral Heaven
Cuz you're good with the boys
For polishing their toys
Outside of 7-Eleven
:rofl: @ 7-eleven, nice rhyme LOL

Devin
02-22-2005, 05:53 PM
Mr. Reality just knocked it out the park.

SabreEleven
02-22-2005, 05:55 PM
Crisis bought a new pup
Then removed his protective cup
As he ravaged his dog
He named it Log
‘Cause it never shut the **** up.

Damn :bf1:

Devin
02-22-2005, 05:55 PM
no kidding that will be hard to recover from.

Devin
02-22-2005, 06:00 PM
Sabre11 took on a dare
He said "I'll fix my house- I swear"
He painted the side
then said with pride
"It no longer says 'Frigidaire'"!!

ROFL!!

The Natrix
02-22-2005, 06:07 PM
Sabre11 took on a dare
He said "I'll fix my house- I swear"
He painted the side
then said with pride
"It no longer says 'Frigidaire'"!!


:snicker:

The Natrix
02-22-2005, 06:11 PM
Crisis bought a new pup
Then removed his protective cup
As he ravaged his dog
He named it Log
‘Cause it never shut the **** up.

:rofl:

Crisis
02-22-2005, 07:16 PM
Won't be able to post til' later tonight or tomorrow afternoon.

Sorry.

Forward_Lateral
02-22-2005, 08:58 PM
S11 and OPIv are having one hell of a battle.

lordofgun
02-22-2005, 09:38 PM
Kick a man when he's down, Mr. R. :ill:

Shiny Chicken
02-22-2005, 09:49 PM
Hasn't anyone ever hear of "meter" or rhythm???

chernobylwraiths
02-22-2005, 09:55 PM
Kick a man when he's down, Mr. R. :ill:


Crisis bought a new pup
Then removed his protective cup
As he ravaged his dog
He named it Log
‘Cause it never shut the **** up.

:rofl:

That Guy
02-22-2005, 09:56 PM
Hasn't anyone ever hear of "meter" or rhythm???
I thought judging STAMPY on poetic elements and rhetoric would be unfair to a man of his intelligence... but I guess since he's out I can bring out the grading book.

lordofgun
02-22-2005, 09:57 PM
Hasn't anyone ever hear of "meter" or rhythm???
Guess not. :chuckle:

Shiny Chicken
02-22-2005, 10:01 PM
L.O.G. was a message board hack
Whose ass had a really huge crack.
Whenever he farts,
Ontario parts
And he asks for a pat on the back.

Mr.Reality
02-22-2005, 10:02 PM
Kick a man when he's down, Mr. R. :ill:
I'm down about 100 zonebucks after that performance.

Shiny Chicken
02-22-2005, 10:05 PM
L.O.G. was a message board hack
Whose ass had a really huge crack.
Whenever he farts,
Ontario parts
And he asks for a pat on the back.Now there's some style... learn people... geesh.

That Guy
02-22-2005, 10:07 PM
Now there's some style... learn people... geesh.
What kind of egomaniac quotes themself?

That Guy
02-22-2005, 10:08 PM
What kind of egomaniac quotes themself?
You, *****.

Shiny Chicken
02-22-2005, 10:08 PM
Nothing wrong with referring to your own posts.

Shiny Chicken
02-22-2005, 10:09 PM
hypocrite

Mr. Miyagi
02-23-2005, 08:50 AM
L.O.G. was a message board hack
Whose ass had a really huge crack.
Whenever he farts,
Ontario parts
And he asks for a pat on the back.
Agreed. That's rhythm. :up:

OpIv37
02-23-2005, 08:51 AM
Agreed. That's rhythm. :up:

please don't stroke his ego. If you want to stroke other things, well that's between you and him.

Mr. Miyagi
02-23-2005, 09:30 AM
please don't stroke his ego.
Don't worry. Egos won't shoot you in the eye like your daddy did to you last night. But thanks for trying to help. :up:

OpIv37
02-23-2005, 09:31 AM
Don't worry. Egos won't shoot you in the eye like your daddy did to you last night. But thanks for trying to help. :up:

my dad's dead, you son of a *****

Jayhawk
02-23-2005, 09:40 AM
this thing is still on?

Mr. Miyagi
02-23-2005, 09:55 AM
this thing is still on?
:rofl:

Jayhawk
02-23-2005, 10:13 AM
pff, don't care anymore, but I like the rips

Mr. Miyagi
02-23-2005, 10:38 AM
:z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z:

Shiny Chicken
02-23-2005, 10:49 AM
Miyagi is such a big queer
He never lets any girl near
He shoves them away
And then goes to play
Returning with pains in his rear

That Guy
02-23-2005, 10:52 AM
Miyagi is such a big queer
He never lets any girl near
He shoves them away
And then goes to play
Returning with pains in his rear
Well I voted for you 1st round.

Shiny Chicken
02-23-2005, 11:00 AM
Buffalo Jawhawk is quite an odd fellow
His penis is green and his undies are yellow
He'll scare you away
Though he just wants to play
But his games I would hardly call mellow.

Mr. Miyagi
02-23-2005, 11:04 AM
Miyagi is such a big queer
He never lets any girl near
He shoves them away
And then goes to play
Returning with pains in his rear
Shut the f**k up Shiny
I've never seen a ***** more whiny
You can get a big dose
of my crap on your nose
As you gently kiss my hiney

chernobylwraiths
02-23-2005, 11:12 AM
Shut the f**k up Shiny
I've never seen a ***** more whiny
You can get a big dose
of my crap on your nose
As you gently kiss my hiney

dose and nose?

Mr. Miyagi
02-23-2005, 11:52 AM
dose and nose?
close enough now shut up

OpIv37
02-23-2005, 11:56 AM
:z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z::z:


Don't blame me- I'm waiting on S11.

Mr. Miyagi
02-23-2005, 12:01 PM
I don't think he's been around :huh:

BAM
02-23-2005, 12:02 PM
:rofl:

These limericks were an excellent idea. :up:

Forward_Lateral
02-23-2005, 12:11 PM
There once was a kid named Stamp
He was as bright as a burnt out lamp
He likes the Brown Crack
And he's hung like a tic tac
And his underwear is always damp.

Mr. Miyagi
02-23-2005, 02:05 PM
Sabre purchased a candy bar
Lured an 8 year old into his car
He unzipped his pants
she took a glance
and said "I've seen dicks bigger by far"
I've seen more original

Shiny Chicken
02-23-2005, 02:55 PM
L.O.G. was a message board hack
Whose ass had a really huge crack.
Whenever he farts,
Ontario parts
And he asks for a pat on the back.
For every bean that touches his lip
Another pair of panties will rip
We'll never have peace
From his big giant crease
'Til he's dead and his headstone says "RIP"

I warn you to never stray near
This behemoth's dangerous rear
You may get blown away
Or worse, you could stay
In the wake of a stench with no peer

I think now, my story is done
If ever you see him, do run
Stay out of the path
Of his horrible wrath
For they say he can block out the sun

Shiny Chicken
02-23-2005, 03:05 PM
Shut the f**k up Shiny
I've never seen a ***** more whiny
You can get a big dose
of my crap on your nose
As you gently kiss my hineyVerses 1,2, and 5 have no rhythm... and dose and nose are not close enough.

You can do better, Miyagi
Your rhyming, that time, was quite foggy
I'm sure you could stab
With a much harder jab
Don't wait til your panties get soggy

Mr. Miyagi
02-23-2005, 03:34 PM
Verses 1,2, and 5 have no rhythm... and dose and nose are not close enough.
You're right. You sure are good at this insult contest thing. :up:


FINAL: ROUND 1: dannyek71 defeats Shiny Chicken 18-8

Shiny Chicken
02-23-2005, 04:02 PM
At least I was man enough to compete.

Mr. Miyagi
02-23-2005, 04:47 PM
Nah I decided to give you kids a chance this year LOL

Mr.Reality
02-23-2005, 05:29 PM
The other match is hard to judge. They're both funny and they both have similar styles. It's a good, entertaining battle. It's just hard to judge.

STAMPY
02-23-2005, 08:16 PM
There once was a kid named Stamp
He was as bright as a burnt out lamp
He likes the Brown Crack
And he's hung like a tic tac
And his underwear is always damp.

go search for billsaddiction fresh news... this aint working for you

mybills
02-24-2005, 05:47 AM
At least I was man enough to compete.
me too! :funny:

Mr. Miyagi
02-24-2005, 12:53 PM
And you're whore name is Keith
you circumsize kids with your teeth
but not for pleasure
but for the treasure
of the taste underneath
:rofl:

Way to finish strong Crisis!

honey
02-24-2005, 05:50 PM
Damn, Shiny! Too bad the limirick contest wasn't first! You would have won hands down! :up:

Bling
02-24-2005, 06:05 PM
I'm not signing up for this crap next year. I sucked ass....PLUS, it's funner sitting back, and criticizing people as if you're one to talk.

dannyek71
02-25-2005, 08:41 AM
I'm not signing up for this crap next year. I sucked ass....PLUS, it's funner sitting back, and criticizing people as if you're one to talk.
It was fun, but to criticize you should participate

Mr.Reality
02-25-2005, 08:32 PM
Last year when I lost I had a lot of fun going around harrassing people. Kinda how Shiny is now. It was almost more fun than the contest. lol

Mr. Miyagi
02-25-2005, 08:57 PM
Last year when I lost I had a lot of fun going around harrassing people. Kinda how Shiny is now. It was almost more fun than the contest. lol
Yeah me too. I had a lot of fun kicking your ass. :snicker:

Mr.Reality
02-25-2005, 09:04 PM
I'd respond, but I need your vote.

Bling
02-25-2005, 11:14 PM
I like both Mr. Real and S11. This round, I will not be bought, may the best man win. Make it funny, fellas!

Mr. Miyagi
02-26-2005, 03:06 AM
I'd respond, but I need your vote.
:laughter:

clumping platelets
02-26-2005, 03:20 AM
I can be bought :D

dannyek71
02-26-2005, 07:11 AM
I like both Mr. Real and S11. This round, I will not be bought, may the best man win. Make it funny, fellas!
Being bought in an online argument contest.......

wow

The_Philster
02-26-2005, 07:52 AM
Being bought in an online argument contest.......

wow

Hey...Don't knock it til you've tried it, right regor? :;

dannyek71
02-26-2005, 08:43 AM
Hey...Don't knock it til you've tried it, right regor? :;

Seriously...what is the point of having a contest if people can be bought? The winner should just be the person with the most zbs. Before it even starts, people should just bid zbs on the championship.

The_Philster
02-26-2005, 11:10 AM
Well, I honestly think most posters have enough integrity not to pay for votes...as far as those who allowed their votes to be bought...:cynic:

Bling
02-26-2005, 01:40 PM
Being bought in an online argument contest.......

wow

This is a case where you can't see my face. I was being sarcastic. Just making fun of that whole regor, Canadian'Eh!, and F_L convo.

Bling
02-26-2005, 01:43 PM
LoL @ regor.

clumping platelets
02-26-2005, 10:59 PM
I still haven't been bought :mad: