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lordofgun
02-14-2005, 08:02 AM
Please keep your comments here, and do not post in other peoples' battle threads until they have completed their battle.

Crisis
02-14-2005, 08:03 AM
Is Stampy always this hopped up?

Crisis
02-14-2005, 08:14 AM
Coinflip? Looks like the lower seeds go first.

Gunzlingr
02-14-2005, 08:25 AM
Looks like Forward_Lateral is off to a good start.

The King
02-14-2005, 09:00 AM
Seems like everyone is coming out with a bang and fizzling out at the end.

Gunzlingr
02-14-2005, 09:02 AM
Regor with a decent comeback. Reminds of the Helsinki Tournament of '82, and we all know how that turned out.

Gunzlingr
02-14-2005, 09:07 AM
Damn Crisis, If that is your beginning salvo, Stampy is gonna be shellshocked before he gets more than 1 response in!

The King
02-14-2005, 09:47 AM
The Parents being related is a big topic today.

RedEyE
02-14-2005, 09:56 AM
MyBills, you had better dig a little ****er. That was really not a good start. Log wouldn't even have to respond and would win.

RedEyE
02-14-2005, 10:02 AM
ShinyChicken has the upper hand in his response, but he freakin' insulted himself by calling his own Mother a whore. WTF?

Devin
02-14-2005, 10:03 AM
lol

yle
02-14-2005, 10:03 AM
Looks like the "load your mom should've swallowed" tactic is very popular.

Novacane
02-14-2005, 10:06 AM
ShinyChicken has the upper hand in his response, but he freakin' insulted himself by calling his own Mother a whore. WTF?



LOL.

mybills
02-14-2005, 10:06 AM
MyBills, you had better dig a little ****er. That was really not a good start. Log wouldn't even have to respond and would win.
It's early. I have 5 more tries. Besides, it's always tougher to go first. :;

Devin
02-14-2005, 10:08 AM
yeah going first sucks.

Jayhawk
02-14-2005, 10:09 AM
my money is on log

mybills
02-14-2005, 10:11 AM
I gotta go to work. See ya! :bigwave:

Novacane
02-14-2005, 10:12 AM
my money is on log


tell someone who cares

RedEyE
02-14-2005, 10:14 AM
Fav to win : Log (I'm not an ass kisser. The man is funny! I've seen his work in past tourneys)

Fav to lose: Bling a ding dong

Fav Sleeper : Mbbedard

Most likely to take it in the ass: S11

:snicker:

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 10:14 AM
So far I like MBB and Forward Lateral.

Dozerdog
02-14-2005, 10:15 AM
Regor with a decent comeback. Reminds of the Helsinki Tournament of '82, and we all know how that turned out.
F'in Russian judges

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 10:15 AM
It's so much more fun watching on the side this time. :naughty:

Michael82
02-14-2005, 10:16 AM
:rofl: @ MBBedard

Good way to start, man! :up:

Gunzlingr
02-14-2005, 10:26 AM
It's so much more fun watching on the side this time. :naughty:
Nothing compares to the Gunz/Miyagi battle of '03.

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 10:28 AM
Nothing compares to the Gunz/Miyagi battle of '03.
That was great, even though you won. :hi5:

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 10:29 AM
Come on already, AssClown

The King
02-14-2005, 10:35 AM
ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Can I win by forfeit this is ridiculous.

BAM
02-14-2005, 10:35 AM
Danny w/ a fine reply. :up:

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 10:36 AM
Danny w/ a fine reply. :up:
Thank you Bam:peace:

The King
02-14-2005, 10:44 AM
STAMPY is on fire

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 10:46 AM
STAMPY is on fire

:up: i was offended by his insults :loser: They were awful. He instigated me, i wake up to that crap. LOL

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 10:48 AM
LMAO@ I the knowing how many kling-ons inhabit the planet Gubar or whatever he said...that's ***** priceless.

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 10:49 AM
I'm not too impressed by Stampy's reply. It was certain vulgar as hell, but nothing funny about it other than made the "he makes his wife calls him The Hammer in the sack" comment. :idunno:

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 10:51 AM
I'm not too impressed by Stampy's reply. It was certain vulgar as hell, but nothing funny about it other than made the "he makes his wife calls him The Hammer in the sack" comment. :idunno:

i like being vulger, its fun. Plus i killed him, he was brutal, im saving stuff, no need to kill him on my first one after he threw nothing at me

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 10:53 AM
Creativity and originality people. Pictures, smilies, and rhymes. Not just "f you and your mama, you homo" all day. :rolleyes:

See http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=17652

BAM
02-14-2005, 10:55 AM
:rofl: @ STAMPY

LtBillsFan66
02-14-2005, 10:55 AM
ShinyChicken has the upper hand in his response, but he freakin' insulted himself by calling his own Mother a whore. WTF?
lol

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 11:01 AM
:rofl: @ STAMPY

I saved some really mean stuff. My goal is for him to quit before all 6 lol i just hope he don't kill himself

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 11:09 AM
You have me believing in reincartion now. I don't think anyone could get this stupid in one life. lol

OpIv37
02-14-2005, 11:24 AM
ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Can I win by forfeit this is ridiculous.

how do you think I feel? buffalosabres04 hasn't even started our thread yet.

Earthquake Enyart
02-14-2005, 11:30 AM
I saved some really mean stuff. My goal is for him to quit before all 6 lol i just hope he don't kill himself
I've got a 100 on you stampy. Keep up the good work.

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 11:39 AM
I've got a 100 on you stampy. Keep up the good work.

check out my latest work

EricStratton
02-14-2005, 11:41 AM
Originally Posted by Crisis
You have me believing in reincartion now. I don't think anyone could get this stupid in one life.


This is my vote for best line so far.

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 11:42 AM
I really love Crisis Freestyle song, im so proud of it, brings a tear to my eye

chernobylwraiths
02-14-2005, 11:43 AM
I've got a 100 on you stampy. Keep up the good work.

Good work? :question:

That money's gone.

MBB, Mr. Reality said he would probably only be posting at night I believe. And Op, I think BS04 might be in school.

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 11:46 AM
Good work? :question:

That money's gone.

MBB, Mr. Reality said he would probably only be posting at night I believe. And Op, I think BS04 might be in school.

another hater :evil:

That is my one flaw i have heat with a few guys on board... Especially Chern "God Damn "obal... The mighty prophet of the boards

The King
02-14-2005, 11:51 AM
Good work? :question:

That money's gone.

MBB, Mr. Reality said he would probably only be posting at night I believe. And Op, I think BS04 might be in school.


Well I will be out after 9 he better show up.

Novacane
02-14-2005, 11:51 AM
"gives head for egg roles" :rofl:

TheGhostofJimKelly
02-14-2005, 11:52 AM
My opening *****ments/smack grades:

1. Crises/Stampy - close, my edge to Crises. Stampy is using too many curses which shows me his material is weak.
2. regor/Forward Lateral - regor
3. Shiney Chicken/danny - SC started good, danny big comeback - edge - Danny
4. Natrix/Devin - Devin, no response from Natrix yet
5. lordofgun/mybills - great opening from mybills, no response from log yet - my bills.
6. Mr Reality/MBBedard - MB must have used a bad word because I cannot access that one from work. Edge - Mr Reality.
7. OP/buffalosabres - nothing yet
8. S11/bling - nothing yet

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 11:53 AM
"gives head for egg roles" :rofl:

Im in a mood for egg rolls brb goin to get some Lunch special at the rat factory

Gunzlingr
02-14-2005, 11:54 AM
Stampy is getting owned. Maybe if I could read half of what he posted, I would think differently.

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 11:58 AM
Stampy is getting owned. Maybe if I could read half of what he posted, I would think differently.

:question:

The King
02-14-2005, 12:00 PM
My opening *****ments/smack grades:

1. Crises/Stampy - close, my edge to Crises. Stampy is using too many curses which shows me his material is weak.
2. regor/Forward Lateral - regor
3. Shiney Chicken/danny - SC started good, danny big comeback - edge - Danny
4. Natrix/Devin - Devin, no response from Natrix yet
5. lordofgun/mybills - great opening from mybills, no response from log yet - my bills.
6. Mr Reality/MBBedard - MB must have used a bad word because I cannot access that one from work. Edge - Mr Reality.
7. OP/buffalosabres - nothing yet
8. S11/bling - nothing yet

If you can read stampys your should be able to read mine. I think ass is the worst I used.

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 12:01 PM
:rofl: at Nate

OpIv37
02-14-2005, 12:06 PM
Good work? :question:

That money's gone.

MBB, Mr. Reality said he would probably only be posting at night I believe. And Op, I think BS04 might be in school.

school? how old is he?

I hope he gets done soon- I have class after work.

RedEyE
02-14-2005, 12:07 PM
LOG!!!! ROFL


Now this is funny:

Tobacco-Stained Teeth Tracker - You'd be right up there, but we'd have to count teeth that have fallen out if you were going to win. Mush or Kgun might beat you ocasionally.

Most Broken-Down Camaros in Front of your Double-Wide Tracker - Shoe-in!

Face Looks Like a Horse Tracker - you'd win this one easily, you Linda Cohn lookalike. neigh.

Earthquake Enyart
02-14-2005, 12:09 PM
Very disappointed in log's effort. :mad:

The King
02-14-2005, 12:09 PM
school? how old is he?

I hope he gets done soon- I have class after work.


17-18 I believe.

RedEyE
02-14-2005, 12:12 PM
Very disappointed in log's effort. :mad:

Agreed, although the tracker list was laugh out loud hysterical.

It's strategy. He's starting off with a weak opponent, IMO (no offense MyBills). He's probably building things up for the later rounds

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 12:13 PM
I actually liked MB"**** in my beards" effort so far... Good stuff. i wish you attacked more... You're a good trashtalker

Novacane
02-14-2005, 12:13 PM
Gotta admit that was pretty funny. Unfortunately for my moniter I was taking a drink when I read Tobacco-Stained Teeth Tracker

Devin
02-14-2005, 12:54 PM
*yawn*

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 12:55 PM
*yawn*
I agree

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 12:58 PM
Ive pissed patterns in the snow more coherent then the uneducated rambling you present here. In this battle of wits you are outmatched, I am not entirley sure how it is you ever made it out the womb"

LMAO

Devin
02-14-2005, 01:00 PM
why thank you :)

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 01:02 PM
that was good devin

Devin
02-14-2005, 01:03 PM
I have a couple pages of material, this is my first contest here, but we hold these all the time at work.

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 01:11 PM
FORWARD... I have this shirt too :up:

OpIv37
02-14-2005, 01:13 PM
stampy you better get back to your forum- Crisis just hit you up with a great response.

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 01:15 PM
I have a couple pages of material, this is my first contest here, but we hold these all the time at work.

Sounds like your pretty good...Glad I wont have to face you in the next round:bow:

Michael82
02-14-2005, 01:16 PM
So far I'm not that impressed. Log's was rather boring and if the :kissa: people don't vote for him, he could lose to mybills. :snicker:

Novacane
02-14-2005, 01:19 PM
hey Freeman can you read. You're not supposed to post in the battle threads nimrod :D

Michael82
02-14-2005, 01:19 PM
hey Freeman can you read. You're not supposed to post in the battle threads nimrod :D
No, he's not very smart. :doh:

Novacane
02-14-2005, 01:21 PM
No, he's not very smart. :doh:


apparently a little sensitive to being called a homo too :snicker:

Iehoshua
02-14-2005, 01:22 PM
FORWARD... I have this shirt too :up:
Hulkamania forever!
:rockout:

Crisis
02-14-2005, 01:22 PM
apparently a little sensitive to being called a homo too :snicker:

If I were him I'd be afraid of Stampy attacking me with a dirty syringe. :crap:

Michael82
02-14-2005, 01:24 PM
If I were him I'd be afraid of Stampy attacking me with a dirty syringe. :crap:
:rofl:

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 01:24 PM
Crisis is laying the smacketh down on Stampy. LMAO.

honey
02-14-2005, 01:33 PM
I'm pretty glad I didn't get into this contest. :rofl:

lordofgun
02-14-2005, 01:36 PM
Stampy, the rules say nothing overtly sexual, so knock off circumventing the filter with the C-word.

honey
02-14-2005, 01:36 PM
Hey, jfreeman - quit posting in the battle threads!! Wait until they're done. :smile:

imbondz
02-14-2005, 01:37 PM
i'm routing for Mybills. she's winning so far :chuckle:

:lolpoint: Log

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 01:39 PM
Stampy is kicking Crisis' ass LOL

Crisis
02-14-2005, 01:39 PM
It's gonna be upset week.

Crisis
02-14-2005, 01:40 PM
Stampy is kicking Crisis' ass LOL

I thought his asian bashing would get me your vote.

Damn.

imbondz
02-14-2005, 01:41 PM
i'm routing for Mybills. she's winning so far :chuckle:

:lolpoint: Log
but of course it's like the SuperBowl, obviously the pats were going to win. Sorry Mybills :ill:

Crisis
02-14-2005, 01:43 PM
mybills, picture-smack isn't going to work. Especially when it's not even that funny.

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 01:43 PM
I thought his asian bashing would get me your vote.

Damn.
Sorry bro, funny is funny. I'm a sucker for creativity in insults, and he came through with the rhymes. :up:

Shiny Chicken
02-14-2005, 01:44 PM
It's like Natrix isn't even trying. Devin has an easy win.

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 01:45 PM
I"m not too impressed with log's initial effort either. "Face looks like a Horse Tracker"? Please.....:1:

clumping platelets
02-14-2005, 01:47 PM
:movie:

mybills
02-14-2005, 01:48 PM
So far I'm not that impressed. Log's was rather boring and if the :kissa: people don't vote for him, he could lose to mybills. :snicker:

won't matter, these people want their money. log knew what would happen by starting this betting crap.


Outcome Odds Total Bets Total Staked

lordofgun 3/1 F (3.00) 10 - <b>automatic 10 votes?</b>

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 01:49 PM
I guess it's hard to tell your kid to quit ****ting himself when you still have plastic over your own bed sheets.

I bet you do real well at the trailer park scrabble tournaments every friday night.

You're going down faster than Madonna on Prom Night.
:rofl:

Michael82
02-14-2005, 01:49 PM
Stampy is kicking Crisis' ass LOL
You are nuts. I'm sorry, but vulgar language and a whole bunch of stuff that makes me miss quixlet will not win the Insult Tourney IMO. I'm suprised that you like his.

OpIv37
02-14-2005, 01:49 PM
So far, Danny and Shiny Chicken have the best thread going. It's gonna be tough to pick a winner out of that one. Forward_Lateral and regor are both doing decent as well.

honey
02-14-2005, 01:50 PM
won't matter, these people want their money. log knew what would happen by starting this betting crap.


Outcome Odds Total Bets Total Staked

lordofgun 3/1 F (3.00) 10 - <b>automatic 10 votes?</b>

Quit sounding defeatist, girl. :mad: Get with it and lay down some serious smack on him. :evil:

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 01:51 PM
Hey Natrix you better step up your game. Devin is eating you alive. :ill:

Devin
02-14-2005, 01:52 PM
lol.

mybills
02-14-2005, 01:52 PM
lol..I used a question mark!

Gunzlingr
02-14-2005, 01:52 PM
This is the lamest bunch of contestants since Special Olympian Week on Jeopardy. Crisis is putting it to Stampy bigtime, the rest are rather :limp:

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 01:53 PM
You are nuts. I'm sorry, but vulgar language and a whole bunch of stuff that makes me miss quixlet will not win the Insult Tourney IMO. I'm suprised that you like his.
See below:

Sorry bro, funny is funny. I'm a sucker for creativity in insults, and he came through with the rhymes. :up:

Gunzlingr
02-14-2005, 01:53 PM
See below:
Ignorance is not funny

:mad:

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 01:54 PM
Sabres started out with a one-liner? WTF?

Gunzlingr
02-14-2005, 01:54 PM
Sabres started out with a one-liner? WTF?
No kidding, and a damn lame one at that.

THATHURMANATOR
02-14-2005, 01:55 PM
Mybills just posted border line porn. Log must have hit a nerve.

Michael82
02-14-2005, 01:59 PM
This is the lamest bunch of contestants since Special Olympian Week on Jeopardy. Crisis is putting it to Stampy bigtime, the rest are rather :limp:
I told you...it's not an official Zone Insult tournament without billsfanone, Patrick, EE, BillC, Churchie, and Gunz. :mad:

It's rather :boring: and I hope there is another one with the big names before the offseason is over.

honey
02-14-2005, 02:00 PM
I'm finding it quite entertaining.

And I agree with Gunz - Crisis is doing very well! :up:

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 02:01 PM
I think Stampy might've hit a nerve with Crisis. LOL. I can't wait to see Crisis' response. This is getting good.

Devin
02-14-2005, 02:01 PM
its quite funny!

Some great insults, the people mikey mentioned could have signed up it isnt an exclusive club or anything.

mybills
02-14-2005, 02:01 PM
Mybills just posted border line porn. Log must have hit a nerve.
He's always hitting a nerve..he should stick it back in his pants and post again. :up:

THATHURMANATOR
02-14-2005, 02:03 PM
I told you...it's not an official Zone Insult tournament without billsfanone, Patrick, EE, BillC, Churchie, and Gunz. :mad:

It's rather :boring: and I hope there is another one with the big names before the offseason is over.
I hear that.

Devin
02-14-2005, 02:03 PM
I think Stampy might've hit a nerve with Crisis. LOL. I can't wait to see Crisis' response. This is getting good.

thats what it is all about.

Its an insult contest, vulgarity and personal attacks are part of it. Survival of the fittest.

Things are getting good ;)

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:04 PM
I think Stampy might've hit a nerve with Crisis. LOL. I can't wait to see Crisis' response. This is getting good.
I am enjoying that one myself. Go Crisis!

honey
02-14-2005, 02:04 PM
its quite funny!

Some great insults, the people mikey mentioned could have signed up it isnt an exclusive club or anything.

To quote Mikey, "EXACTLY"! :rofl:

Devin
02-14-2005, 02:04 PM
It's rather :boring: and I hope there is another one with the big names before the offseason is over.

Why dont you enter? You have a big mouth, im sure youd be good at it.

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 02:05 PM
Why dont you enter? You have a big mouth, im sure youd be good at it.
lol

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 02:06 PM
I reported CRISIS to Peta... he's a savage... Pretty :limp: too.... Still crying
HOMO

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:07 PM
Some people must not have paid attention to the old insult tournaments. One unwritten rule....

Do NOT respond directly to the above insult, that makes it like you are on the defensive and it hurts you. I had that problem and so did several others in the last one.

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 02:07 PM
It's Valentine's Day so I'm sure you'll be home by yourself watching Fresh Prince of Bel-Air re-runs and having sexual fantasies about Carlton.lol.....

OpIv37
02-14-2005, 02:08 PM
I was giving Crisis the edge but STAMPY stepped up with that last post- a little personal but really funny. We'll have to see how Crisis responds.

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:09 PM
I have a big mouth, and was going to do it, but I thought there would actually be competition for me. From what I'm looking at, I could have easily kicked a couple people's asses. :snicker:

Devin
02-14-2005, 02:10 PM
lol. k.

honey
02-14-2005, 02:12 PM
Damn....I have work to do....oh, well, it'll wait for awhile. :snicker:

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 02:13 PM
Im having fun!!! :up: ... going to grab some food and visiting the dead cat. i wonder if CRISIS has a cat urn :idunno:

honey
02-14-2005, 02:14 PM
I was giving Crisis the edge but STAMPY stepped up with that last post- a little personal but really funny. We'll have to see how Crisis responds.

I gotta agree with this one. Stampy did step it up with that last one. :D

THATHURMANATOR
02-14-2005, 02:15 PM
In the only Insult tourney I was a part of I lost barely to the eventual winner BIllc

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:18 PM
In the only Insult tourney I was a part of I lost barely to the eventual winner BIllc
Yeah, this insult tourney could have used you too. :up:

Gunzlingr
02-14-2005, 02:20 PM
In the only Insult tourney I was a part of I lost barely to the eventual winner BIllc
When did BillC win?

THATHURMANATOR
02-14-2005, 02:21 PM
It was maybe 2 years or so ago.

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 02:25 PM
I told you...it's not an official Zone Insult tournament without billsfanone, Patrick, EE, BillC, Churchie, and Gunz. :mad:

It's rather :boring: and I hope there is another one with the big names before the offseason is over.
And me :mad:

lordofgun
02-14-2005, 02:30 PM
F5 refreshes???

Thanks, regor!

Love Natrix's latest.

Novacane
02-14-2005, 02:31 PM
I have a big mouth, and was going to do it, but I thought there would actually be competition for me. From what I'm looking at, I could have easily kicked a couple people's asses. :snicker:


bull ****. This comming from the guy who went into a panic and criedfor me to write his insults in the apprentice insult tourney :blush:

The King
02-14-2005, 02:31 PM
This is a lot of fun. WTF!? where is my competition this is gay.

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:32 PM
And me :mad:
Yup.... :up:

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:32 PM
bull ****. This comming from the guy who went into a panic and criedfor me to write his insults in the apprentice insult tourney :blush:
I don't know what you are talking about. :crazy:

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:34 PM
I thought Crisis was kicking the crap out of Stampy, but man Stampy could make a big comeback with the dead cat jokes. :rofl:

I can't wait to see Crisis' rebuttal.

honey
02-14-2005, 02:35 PM
This is a lot of fun. WTF!? where is my competition this is gay.

Mr. R is probably working right now, MBB. It's kind of hard to get on a computer when you're delivering mail. :snicker:

The King
02-14-2005, 02:36 PM
He is viewing this thread right now.

honey
02-14-2005, 02:37 PM
He is viewing this thread right now.
:up:

The regor/Forward_Lateral one just heated up. :snicker:

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:43 PM
:up:

The regor/Forward_Lateral one just heated up. :snicker:
Yeah it did. :evil:

Gunzlingr
02-14-2005, 02:43 PM
Nope, I beat him.

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 02:43 PM
most of the threads are decent right now....

The King
02-14-2005, 02:45 PM
especially mine

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:45 PM
Again, log is proving that he's going to try to slide into the 2nd round by not using his top stuff. Pretty lame so far. :::

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 02:46 PM
I think its pretty clear in alot of threads who has it won and is not using their #1 stuff

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:48 PM
I think its pretty clear in alot of threads who has it won and is not using their #1 stuff
yeah it is. Some people are purposely holding out. It's an interesting tact, but it can come back to bite them in the ass.

Novacane
02-14-2005, 02:49 PM
I thought Crisis was kicking the crap out of Stampy, but man Stampy could make a big comeback with the dead cat jokes. :rofl:

I can't wait to see Crisis' rebuttal.



That dead cat thread is gonna bury Crisis

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:49 PM
I'm :rofl: at the start by Bling. Way to attack the Assclown. :snicker:

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 02:49 PM
Question who the hell is assclown, sabre11 or bling? bling's opening *****ment was all over the place...

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:50 PM
That dead cat thread is gonna bury Crisis
yeah it probably will. Those little things seem to hurt sometimes, don't they? Stampy found the perfect target. And he sprung it out at the right time.

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:51 PM
Question who the hell is assclown, sabre11 or bling? bling's opening *****ment was all over the place...
SabreEleven used to be called AssClown. It was a screen name that he used.

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 02:54 PM
SabreEleven used to be called AssClown. It was a screen name that he used.

Gotcha.

lordofgun
02-14-2005, 02:54 PM
Thank God Mikey is here to critique all the humor.

EricStratton
02-14-2005, 02:56 PM
Has mybills shown up yet?

Earthquake Enyart
02-14-2005, 02:56 PM
Again, log is proving that he's going to try to slide into the 2nd round by not using his top stuff. Pretty lame so far. :::
A little creative photoshop stuff and she could put log away.

Michael82
02-14-2005, 02:57 PM
A little creative photoshop stuff and she could put log away.
that's true. But don't forget...he has a lot of :kissa: that will vote for him no matter what.

Bling
02-14-2005, 02:59 PM
Fav to win : Log (I'm not an ass kisser. The man is funny! I've seen his work in past tourneys)

Fav to lose: Bling a ding dong

Fav Sleeper : Mbbedard

Most likely to take it in the ass: S11

:snicker:

BuMp!!!!!

THATHURMANATOR
02-14-2005, 03:02 PM
I have a big mouth, and was going to do it, but I thought there would actually be competition for me. From what I'm looking at, I could have easily kicked a couple people's asses. :snicker:

Mike you are a cashier at Wegmans. You would have been destroyed.

Bling
02-14-2005, 03:02 PM
yeah it is. Some people are purposely holding out. It's an interesting tact, but it can come back to bite them in the ass.

That's such bullcrap. I'm doing the best I can with the little info. Don't hold back on me.

THATHURMANATOR
02-14-2005, 03:02 PM
that's true. But don't forget...he has a lot of :kissa: that will vote for him no matter what.
he does have a point!

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 03:03 PM
Thank God Mikey is here to critique all the humor.


this is one of logs better smacks... i love sarcasm... too bad it doesn't count.

Bling
02-14-2005, 03:03 PM
I'm :rofl: at the start by Bling. Way to attack the Assclown. :snicker:

:up: or :down:?

EricStratton
02-14-2005, 03:05 PM
Mike you are a cashier at Wegmans. You would have been destroyed.


That fact alone would make him a favorite.

Think about it Thurm, who gets insulted more then a grocery store cashier?

He must have a lifetime of stuff crammed in his brain just waiting to be unleased.

THATHURMANATOR
02-14-2005, 03:07 PM
That fact alone would make him a favorite.

Think about it Thurm, who gets insulted more then a grocery store cashier?

He must have a lifetime of stuff crammed in his brain just waiting to be unleased.
He works the night shift. No one comes in at night.

EricStratton
02-14-2005, 03:08 PM
He works the night shift. No one comes in at night.


Who insults husky guys are the cash register better then drunks coming in for that last 6-pack?

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 03:09 PM
I'd like to laugh at Stampy's last post... but my pets are kind of old and I beleive in Karma. Brutal... absolutely BRUTAL.

EricStratton
02-14-2005, 03:10 PM
Good work on the schedule Crisis

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 03:11 PM
Jeez Crisis i wish u can come up with something more original... and once again the wrestling jokes. You are not too good at this, How's your pussy doing bitch

Crisis
02-14-2005, 03:14 PM
Jeez Crisis i wish u can come up with something more original... and once again the wrestling jokes. You are not too good at this, How's your pussy doing bitch

Please.

It takes you 3 paragraphs just to repeat the same thing again.

EricStratton
02-14-2005, 03:15 PM
I can see Stampy running out of gas quick.

Crisis
02-14-2005, 03:15 PM
I can see Stampy running out of gas quick.

I'm sure he has some more slut jokes.

lordofgun
02-14-2005, 03:17 PM
all vulgarity = lack of material

Bling
02-14-2005, 03:18 PM
You guys need some funnier jokes than "Let's bury it"

STAMPY
02-14-2005, 03:18 PM
all vulgarity = lack of material

Dead Cat = RATINGS

Bill Brasky
02-14-2005, 03:21 PM
Dead Cat = RATINGS

:rofl: :huh:

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 03:21 PM
all vulgarity = lack of material
I agree...

Anyone can say P***ssy, or S**T but it takes an intelligent person to insult someone without resorting to using vulgarity

Crisis
02-14-2005, 03:21 PM
this is one of logs better smacks... i love sarcasm... too bad it doesn't count.

Agreed.

I think LOG is funnier when he has some sarcasm.

Crisis
02-14-2005, 03:22 PM
Dead Cat = RATINGS

Middle School drop-out = STAMPY

Crisis
02-14-2005, 03:24 PM
I agree...

Anyone can say P***ssy, or S**T but it takes an intelligent person to insult someone without resorting to using vulgarity

:lolpoint: Stampy

he even spells most of his cusses wrong.

lordofgun
02-14-2005, 03:24 PM
Agreed.

I think LOG is funnier when he has some sarcasm.

this is one of logs better smacks... i love sarcasm... too bad it doesn't count.
Thanks for the tip, guys.

Bill Brasky
02-14-2005, 03:25 PM
Hey crisis, why you dissin me in your smack talk man? I thought we were buds

:buddies: :sadwalk:

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 03:27 PM
Thanks for the tip, guys.

hmmm serious or more sarcasm... we may never know.

Bling
02-14-2005, 03:28 PM
10 minutes since STAMPY has replied.

lordofgun
02-14-2005, 03:30 PM
10 minutes since STAMPY has replied.
He's trying to come up with more swear words.

Michael82
02-14-2005, 03:30 PM
:rofl: I knew you wouldn't let me down, Crisis. Nice job. :up:

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 03:32 PM
LOL@crisis.

Get me smokes and vodka!

Dr. Lecter
02-14-2005, 03:47 PM
Crisis' last reply was the best post so far.

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 03:54 PM
a skid mark in society's collective underwear
:rofl: Bling comes out swinging hard.

Iehoshua
02-14-2005, 04:10 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?goto=lastpost&t=65709

Regor has just buried F_L. :roflmao: I'd concede this match if I were F_L.

chernobylwraiths
02-14-2005, 04:13 PM
I agree...

Anyone can say P***ssy, or S**T but it takes an intelligent person to insult someone without resorting to using vulgarity

Exactly why you won't see anything but vulgarity in Stampy's posts.

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 04:27 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?goto=lastpost&t=65709

Regor has just buried F_L. :roflmao: I'd concede this match if I were F_L.


you'd also bend over and take it in the ass from your little lover. of course.. it's be hard for you to concede with his dick in your mouth.

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 04:32 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?goto=lastpost&t=65709

Regor has just buried F_L. :roflmao: I'd concede this match if I were F_L.


Buried? That wasn't even remotely funny. An eight year old can come up with lame ass one liners like that.
Go watch Jar Jar Binks, you flaming *******.

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 04:32 PM
the only think FTG can ever talk about is me and Drew.... i think we should both be a bit nervous...

Can't wait till i have my own little smack tourni at the Tampa game next year. the only difference will be he'll get 0 smacks and i've got an unlimited supply of "foot in his ass" to use up.

Novacane
02-14-2005, 04:33 PM
you'd also bend over and take it in the ass from your little lover. of course.. it's be hard for you to concede with his dick in your mouth.


Show some gay pride. Flying off the handle and accusing other guys of being gay because you are is sad. You should be proud. You can't help it you were born that way.

The King
02-14-2005, 04:34 PM
I quit. Sorry guys But if you bet for me let me know how much and I will double your zb's

OpIv37
02-14-2005, 04:35 PM
I quit. Sorry guys But if you bet for me let me know how much and I will double your zb's

lame- at least give mr. R one shot at a comeback before you bail.

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 04:38 PM
Show some gay pride. Flying off the handle and accusing other guys of being gay because you are is sad. You should be proud. You can't help it you were born that way.


no more whitty comebacks RETORD.... you run you bitch ass mouth about how your gonna kick my ass at teh tampa game when i offered to give you the chance last week.... i was 20 mins away... the offer was there but you weren't "about to give your address to a psycho" (aka... you were scared ****less).

Back it up *******... Tampa game... Zone tailgate whatever wherever... i've never met you and i'm 100% serious. hell.. i'll even come alone. that way you can bring your friend (if you have one) to help out.

The King
02-14-2005, 04:38 PM
I posted 9 hours ago. it will be the dumbest battle ever if the posts remain this far apart, I am leaving here in an hour so it will just drag on and on.

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 04:41 PM
I posted 9 hours ago. it will be the dumbest battle ever if the posts remain this far apart, I am leaving here in an hour so it will just drag on and on.
Agreed, at this is going, its going to be a 2 week round 1



snoooze

Iehoshua
02-14-2005, 04:42 PM
no more whitty comebacks RETORD.... you run you bitch ass mouth about how your gonna kick my ass at teh tampa game when i offered to give you the chance last week.... i was 20 mins away... the offer was there but you weren't "about to give your address to a psycho" (aka... you were scared ****less).

Back it up *******... Tampa game... Zone tailgate whatever wherever... i've never met you and i'm 100% serious. hell.. i'll even come alone. that way you can bring your friend (if you have one) to help out.
More immature 'meet-me-at-the-flagpole' elementary school antics. :rolleyes:

Give it a rest. Go pick on someone your own size back at the Neverland Ranch. Jacko is waiting for you.

Mr.Reality
02-14-2005, 04:43 PM
Relax. There's always a couple rounds like this where people's schedules don't exactly coincice.

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 04:43 PM
MR Reality has arrived... unless that's Dennis Miller. I'm not sure.

Novacane
02-14-2005, 04:44 PM
no more whitty comebacks RETORD.... you run you bitch ass mouth about how your gonna kick my ass at teh tampa game when i offered to give you the chance last week.... i was 20 mins away... the offer was there but you weren't "about to give your address to a psycho" (aka... you were scared ****less).

Back it up *******... Tampa game... Zone tailgate whatever wherever... i've never met you and i'm 100% serious. hell.. i'll even come alone. that way you can bring your friend (if you have one) to help out.





OMG..........you and forward are both here right now. How the hell is addiction gonna function with you two gone? Someone may actually stop by and post. One of you should be there to respond within 30 seconds

THATHURMANATOR
02-14-2005, 04:44 PM
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Devin
02-14-2005, 04:44 PM
2 days per round isnt unacceptable to be honest. People have jobs/school....etc. I think its actually moving along quite well. Natrix and I have round 1 over half done.

dannyek71
02-14-2005, 04:45 PM
Relax. There's always a couple rounds like this where people's schedules don't exactly coincice.
Yes but I always see chicken d**k viewing this thread on and off during the day, but he wont reply to our battle thread

Mr.Reality
02-14-2005, 04:46 PM
People have jobs
Hello?

Iehoshua
02-14-2005, 04:47 PM
OMG..........you and forward are both here right now. How the hell is addiction gonna function with you two gone? Someone may actually stop by and post. One of you should be there to respond within 30 seconds
They both spend more time here than they do at that lame excuse of Bills site, Crack Addiction or whatever it's called. I think The Black Bear's Outsider site gets more hits in a day than the Addiction gets in a year.
:chuckle:

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 05:09 PM
More immature 'meet-me-at-the-flagpole' elementary school antics. :rolleyes:

Give it a rest. Go pick on someone your own size back at the Neverland Ranch. Jacko is waiting for you.


I believe HE was the one who said he was gonna kick my ass at the Tampa game.

I'd invite you too so it would almost be a fair fight... but I would feel bad beating down someone who's "challenged"

then again, you have you nose so far up his ass you'd need surgery to seperate you before we could get started.

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 05:13 PM
OMG..........you and forward are both here right now. How the hell is addiction gonna function with you two gone? Someone may actually stop by and post. One of you should be there to respond within 30 seconds


I see you are using that lame bull**** for the 87th time... You are jealous that you can't have a site of your own because you lack any skillz beyond pressing F5 to refresh, thus are limtied to acting as though you run the zone.

big man waiting to threaten me AFTER i leave florida. you shoot your mouth off you'll get it shut.

See... I had resigned myself to the fact you are a gutless internet "tough guy".. but you had to push it and threaten me AFTER i'm 1000's of miles away.
See you at the game "tough guy"...

Quick.. press F5 and see what i wrote!

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 05:16 PM
They both spend more time here than they do at that lame excuse of Bills site, Crack Addiction or whatever it's called. I think The Black Bear's Outsider site gets more hits in a day than the Addiction gets in a year.
:chuckle:


does your mother know your on the computer so late? I hope you have your homework done son.

And I see from this post why you aren't in this tourniment.... maybe they'll have a "special needs" version for you and FTG to battle for the title of second most retarded member.

FischInMich
02-14-2005, 05:21 PM
Looks like round 1 is over after a couple measley posts.

I knew my money was safe on Mr. R.

Nice attempt, Beddard ... especially the 2nd post ... brilliant. :crazy:

Novacane
02-14-2005, 05:34 PM
does your mother know your on the computer so late? I hope you have your homework done son.

And I see from this post why you aren't in this tourniment.... maybe they'll have a "special needs" version for you and FTG to battle for the title of second most retarded member.





OMG..............i thought forward was lame. Do yourself a favor and go commit suicide

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 05:39 PM
OMG..............i thought forward was lame. Do yourself a favor and go commit suicide


Sweet sweet comeback.... you HAD to help with that one...

get back to me when you grow a pair tough guy.

The Natrix
02-14-2005, 05:41 PM
BuffaloSabres04 has nothing. That joke made no sense.

Mr. R's first post had me laughing, but attacking flag football? Mr. R :negrep:

THATHURMANATOR
02-14-2005, 05:55 PM
Its not like Flag football is the toughest sport in the world you must admit!

The King
02-14-2005, 06:00 PM
Its not like Flag football is the toughest sport in the world you must admit!


Never claimed it was. but I wont be told by an aging hipster.

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 06:02 PM
At this rate, Sabre11 vs Bling and LOG vs MyBills will be done in about a month. Jesus Christ. Does it take this long to come up with insults?

The Natrix
02-14-2005, 06:17 PM
:rofl: Mr R comes back strong after the flag football disaster.

Bling
02-14-2005, 06:18 PM
At this rate, Sabre11 vs Bling and LOG vs MyBills will be done in about a month. Jesus Christ. Does it take this long to come up with insults?

I've been here periodically, at least once an hour. Monday has always been my free day, Tuesday-Sunday is a different story.....

Bling
02-14-2005, 06:22 PM
MYBILLS comes back

mybills
02-14-2005, 06:23 PM
So Canadian-eh really is gay? I only mentioned the pink maple leaf 'cause I thought he was a female zoner. :idunno:

I can't understand F_L..did he mention my name here or does he have two boyfriends named Bill?

As for the gay jokes, let's leave other members of this message board out of this, I haven't broughten your gay love affair with Darth Takeo into this, or the time that My Bills strapped a dildo on and sodomized you in front of your numnut kids.

Bling
02-14-2005, 06:26 PM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (6 members and 0 guests)
Bling , zolman , yle , SabreEleven , STAMPY , Mehser

Shiny Chicken
02-14-2005, 06:35 PM
mybills, that was an impressive comeback! did you have help??

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 06:37 PM
MbBedard with a nice rebuttal. Looks like a close battle.

mybills
02-14-2005, 06:38 PM
mybills, that was an impressive comeback! did you have help??
That's all me, baby!
I keep tellin' you people I'm an evil bitch. Nobody takes me serious! :shakeno:

Mr.Reality
02-14-2005, 06:41 PM
The skinny/danny battle is heating up.

Shiny Chicken
02-14-2005, 06:41 PM
That's all me, baby!
I keep tellin' you people I'm an evil bitch. Nobody takes me serious! :shakeno:Well, everything else before that sucked.

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 06:42 PM
Still waiting for Stampy's reply, that battle was on fire earlier.

Bling
02-14-2005, 06:44 PM
Still waiting for Stampy's reply, that battle was on fire earlier.

Isn't it obvious what truly happened?

Mr.Reality
02-14-2005, 06:44 PM
Still waiting for Stampy's reply, that battle was on fire earlier.
I know. All the tough guys are in my division.

Bling
02-14-2005, 06:46 PM
I know. All the tough guys are in my division.

:crazy:

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 06:46 PM
Sabre11 are you ever going to reply to Bling?

Bling
02-14-2005, 06:47 PM
I'm going to sleep. This compeition with S11 sucks.

Mr.Reality
02-14-2005, 06:47 PM
:rofl:

honey
02-14-2005, 07:07 PM
Shiny - you're way too civilized! Good insults, but you gotta get down in the dirt, boy! :evil:

Shiny Chicken
02-14-2005, 07:09 PM
Shiny - you're way too civilized! Good insults, but you gotta get down in the dirt, boy! :evil:
I called him a pedophile... that's not dirty??

The_Philster
02-14-2005, 07:14 PM
Looks like LOG is taking it easy on mybills so far. From her first few insults, he could've slaughtered her without even trying....but she stepped it up with that last one...gonna make it a contest afterall

honey
02-14-2005, 07:15 PM
I called him a pedophile... that's not dirty??
Well, that's the polite name....., if you know what I mean. :snicker:

Mr. Miyagi
02-14-2005, 07:20 PM
OMG mybills is absolutely murdering LOG!!! :rofl:

mybills
02-14-2005, 07:21 PM
They’d have to dust your prick for fingerprints just to have some measurable evidence to your existence
:chuckle:

The King
02-14-2005, 07:43 PM
Ill be back in a few hours.

RedEyE
02-14-2005, 08:01 PM
Minus a couple of zingers, the first round pretty much blows. I would say that Crisis had the strongest response of the group so far. MBBEDARD started off strong and is repeating his insults in different ways throughout the thread. Mr. R stepped in with some nice Dennis Miller like comments. However, much like Monday Night Football, only a select few will understand this style of humor. Getting a nudge forward would be about as easy as scraping a full grown porkchop off the side of Alexander Pushkin's face. (see what I mean?)

Bling
02-14-2005, 08:27 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=65513

:snooze: Yeah, your plan to make me anxious is going to back fire, it actually gave me time to prepare.

Bling
02-14-2005, 08:32 PM
Minus a couple of zingers, the first round pretty much blows. I would say that Crisis had the strongest response of the group so far. MBBEDARD started off strong and is repeating his insults in different ways throughout the thread. Mr. R stepped in with some nice Dennis Miller like comments. However, much like Monday Night Football, only a select few will understand this style of humor. Getting a nudge forward would be about as easy as scraping a full grown porkchop off the side of Alexander Pushkin's face. (see what I mean?)

:wave:

Mr.Reality
02-14-2005, 08:48 PM
I hear that last month around this time, your underwear had to apply for giant red tsunami aid. Over 300,000 cotton fibers were destroyed. :(
:rofl:

Canadian'eh!
02-14-2005, 08:49 PM
:rofl:


I second that :rofl:.... THAT is a great zinger.

Forward_Lateral
02-14-2005, 09:31 PM
Jesus. Sabre11 and Bling have a whole 1 post each. Who matched up Beavis and Butthead in round one? This is awful. I'm suprised it's not filled with Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh and Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh.

imbondz
02-14-2005, 09:36 PM
Since you brought up used maxi-pads...

I hear that last month around this time, your underwear had to apply for giant red tsunami aid. Over 300,000 cotton fibers were destroyed. :(
:rofl: !!!

Shiny Chicken
02-14-2005, 09:38 PM
that was a quality one-liner