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lordofgun
02-17-2005, 02:04 PM
READ THE RULES CAREFULLY!

Round 2 will be single sentences. Say whatever the heck you want, but do it in one sentence jabs only. Make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.

Here are the details:
- Technically, you do not need to take turns! But there is a catch!
- If you post more than once in a row, you must wait a minimum of three hours to post back to back insults. In other words, if you post your insult, and your opponent does not post a retort to your insult within three hours, you may post another insult. You may post immediately following your opponent's post, however.
- This round ends Monday at 2:30PM

Note for the voters: When the polls open, you should deduct points for run-on sentences, as they are technically improper sentences. Also, deduct points for canned one-liners that appear to be unoriginal.

Either of the contestants may begin the contest with an insult. Ready...go.

lordofgun
02-17-2005, 02:38 PM
I'll let you go first since you suck.

SabreEleven
02-17-2005, 03:15 PM
AssClown wasn't my name. I was just breaking it in for you.

lordofgun
02-17-2005, 03:22 PM
AssClown wasn't my name. I was just breaking it in for you.
That's two sentences, retard.

SabreEleven
02-17-2005, 04:03 PM
Nobody hugs you for the fear that they would smell like Thurm for a month.

lordofgun
02-17-2005, 06:39 PM
For future reference, one comes right before two.

SabreEleven
02-17-2005, 07:02 PM
Your jokes are as worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

lordofgun
02-17-2005, 09:03 PM
Please elaborate from personal experience.

SabreEleven
02-17-2005, 09:11 PM
Question: What has two Pierce members and sucks?

lordofgun
02-17-2005, 09:13 PM
Question: What has two Pierce members and sucks?
Phil's testicles and your mouth?

SabreEleven
02-17-2005, 09:42 PM
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

lordofgun
02-17-2005, 09:47 PM
I'm tired of wasting thoughts on you.

SabreEleven
02-17-2005, 10:09 PM
After reading your posts, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest

lordofgun
02-17-2005, 10:10 PM
Good thing your mom and brother weren't!

SabreEleven
02-17-2005, 10:13 PM
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

lordofgun
02-17-2005, 10:15 PM
Perhaps you should start coming up with your own material. (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-12,GGLD:en&q=Perhaps+your+whole+purpose+in+life+is+simply+to+serve+as+a+warning+to+others%2E)

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 01:20 AM
Elkland is the next Erasure

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 06:28 AM
So when does your wife give birth to Phil's baby?

lordofgun
02-18-2005, 10:05 AM
Right after Mikey gives birth to yours.

lordofgun
02-18-2005, 01:20 PM
If you were any gayer, you'd lactate.

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 01:27 PM
So, seriously, what nationality is your child going to be, Canadian, Mexican, or maybe, Asian(Miyagi would be proud)?

lordofgun
02-18-2005, 01:46 PM
mybills was a tougher opponent.

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 02:01 PM
What a coincidence, your wife said the same thing about myballs

lordofgun
02-18-2005, 02:11 PM
For further future reference, sentences are usually followed by some type of punctuation.

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 02:27 PM
I'm glad to see that you are regular with your periods.

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 07:14 PM
So which refund check was bigger, Rogaine with minoxidil or Hair Club for Men?

SabreEleven
02-18-2005, 10:50 PM
Thurm says next time you guys get pregnant, you can carry the baby,luuuuucccccckkkkkkyyyyy.

SabreEleven
02-19-2005, 02:05 AM
Watching you play tennis is like watching two monkeys f*** a football.

lordofgun
02-19-2005, 05:05 PM
Watching you play tennis is like watching two monkeys f*** a football.
Coincidentally, that was the last time you had an orgasm.

SabreEleven
02-19-2005, 05:30 PM
About 8 1/2 months ago when Phil, Thurm and I came over for a "visit" while you were out playing tennis. :limp:

lordofgun
02-19-2005, 07:01 PM
So was that the only time you had sex with thurm and phil?

SabreEleven
02-19-2005, 09:20 PM
Is that the only time you played tennis?

SabreEleven
02-20-2005, 02:09 AM
So tell me, butt fairy, how much Patrick dust do you buy per week?

lordofgun
02-20-2005, 11:29 AM
Now that hockey's cancelled, you'll have to go back to hooking on Tuesday and Thursday nights. :(

lordofgun
02-20-2005, 05:23 PM
So Phil told me he's lowered his standards to include anything that walks on two legs, but he said there's still no way he'd stalk you.

lordofgun
02-20-2005, 08:58 PM
Speaking of stalking, I hear cholesterol just filed a restraining order against you. :(

SabreEleven
02-20-2005, 11:35 PM
Now that hockey's cancelled, you'll have to go back to hooking on Tuesday and Thursday nights. :(

Tell your wife that we can "vist" for 7 nights a week now.

lordofgun
02-21-2005, 07:54 AM
For the first time in Phil's life, he was the one who had to call 911.

SabreEleven
02-21-2005, 10:59 AM
Your new license plate (PMS24-7) suits you perfectly!

lordofgun
02-21-2005, 01:27 PM
I've met Canadians smarter than you.

lordofgun
02-21-2005, 01:29 PM
OK, TIME IS UP! VOTING WILL BE OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT EASTERN!

SabreEleven
02-21-2005, 01:32 PM
Ya know, the love child of Carrot Top and Gallagher should be a lot funnier.

lordofgun
02-21-2005, 01:32 PM
Ya know, the love child of Carrot Top and Gallagher should be a lot funnier.
Too bad it doesn't count. :ill:

SabreEleven
02-21-2005, 01:33 PM
Too bad it doesn't count. :ill:

Too bad you suck and waited until the last minute to put in another crappy insult....I had to put it in.

Forward_Lateral
02-21-2005, 01:35 PM
I've met Canadians smarter than you.

:down: Not Funny. There goes my vote.

lordofgun
02-21-2005, 01:35 PM
Too bad you suck and waited until the last minute to put in another crappy insult....I had to put it in.
Good luck, bro. :up:

lordofgun
02-21-2005, 01:36 PM
:down: Not Funny. There goes my vote.
You're one of the Canadians who is smarter than him. :up:

Bling
02-21-2005, 01:36 PM
S11 had you the whole way, LoG. I'm sorry, he got my vote despite the fact he beat me. Plus, he repped me, and promised not to campaign for Comeback Poster of the Year.

lordofgun
02-21-2005, 01:36 PM
S11 had you the whole way, LoG. I'm sorry, he got my vote despite the fact he beat me. Plus, he repped me, and promised not to campaign for Comeback Poster of the Year.
BFD

Forward_Lateral
02-21-2005, 01:37 PM
Seriously Log, that's not why I voted against you. I thought S11 beat you fair and square.

P.S. Me know me smurtur dan him. Me no dum.

Bling
02-21-2005, 01:41 PM
BFD


Ok, he won fair and square, that's mainly why I voted for him.

lordofgun
02-21-2005, 01:42 PM
Ok, he won fair and square, that's mainly why I voted for him.
Are you from Canada too?

Bling
02-21-2005, 01:45 PM
Are you from Canada too?

I like GWB.....so obviously I'm not French so obviously I'm not from Canada.

Forward_Lateral
02-21-2005, 01:47 PM
Are you from Canada too?


Don't try to pawn him off on us.

SabreEleven
02-21-2005, 01:57 PM
I like Canadiens.

lordofgun
02-21-2005, 01:58 PM
I like Canadiens.You just lost the conservative vote. :bf1:

SabreEleven
02-21-2005, 02:01 PM
You just lost the consewrvative vote. :bf1:

Good thing that there is only 2 on this board.

Devin
02-21-2005, 02:43 PM
Nice Job S11.

SabreEleven
02-21-2005, 02:49 PM
Nice Job S11.

Thanks.

Mr. Miyagi
02-21-2005, 02:57 PM
Nice Job S11.
He's still not voting for you LOL

Devin
02-21-2005, 02:58 PM
cute, dont care one way or another. He clearly won his match, just congratulating him.

Mr. Miyagi
02-21-2005, 03:00 PM
I was just kidding you numbnuts

Devin
02-21-2005, 03:01 PM
sorry after like 5-6 straight days of insulting, its hard to tell insults from joking around. brain is mush.

The_Philster
02-21-2005, 03:02 PM
sorry after like 5-6 straight days of insulting, its hard to tell insults from joking around. brain is mush.

how's that any different than usual? :idunno:

Devin
02-21-2005, 03:03 PM
lol

Mr. Miyagi
02-21-2005, 03:21 PM
Too bad it doesn't count. :ill:
I think that was just a general comment.

imbondz
02-21-2005, 04:37 PM
I thought Sabre11 sucked

Jayhawk
02-21-2005, 04:58 PM
damit, log can't lose.

Novacane
02-21-2005, 05:01 PM
I can't believe log is losing. Where is the butt kissing crew?

SabreEleven
02-21-2005, 05:01 PM
I thought Sabre11 sucked

Cause I was dogging on Phil?

SabreEleven
02-21-2005, 05:04 PM
I can't believe log is losing. Where is the butt kissing crew?

Phil better rally the troops.

The_Philster
02-21-2005, 05:19 PM
Phil better rally the troops.

I have nothing to do with that. That's Thurm's department

mybills
02-21-2005, 05:24 PM
I thought Sabre11 sucked
log greatly inhaled! :snicker:

SabreEleven
02-21-2005, 06:15 PM
I have nothing to do with that. That's Thurm's department

I meant Thurm. I know better. My bad.

The_Philster
02-21-2005, 06:16 PM
I meant Thurm. I know better. My bad.

you should be ashamed :cynic:

Alston11
02-21-2005, 06:50 PM
i say the insults after the time limit count so sabre11!

Novacane
02-21-2005, 07:37 PM
you are getting spanked log

BAM
02-21-2005, 07:39 PM
wow yah he is.

I thought it was pretty even.

SabreEleven
02-21-2005, 07:50 PM
wow yah he is.

I thought it was pretty even.

But you still voted for me, right? :club:

Dozerdog
02-21-2005, 09:33 PM
Too bad log got funny after the voting closed.....

lordofgun
02-21-2005, 09:36 PM
Note to everyone who advances:

Best and easiest way to advance is to get all your insults off the internet. I learned the hard way.

Crisis
02-21-2005, 10:05 PM
LOG take a vote off S11 and add one to you. I accidently hit the wrong one.

I know, I know, I should be in Florida.

lordofgun
02-21-2005, 10:06 PM
I wouldn't feel right about that, bro. Thanks though.

SabreEleven
02-21-2005, 11:05 PM
Note to everyone who advances:

Best and easiest way to advance is to get all your insults off the internet. I learned the hard way.

Forgive me for my transgressions but I did not have sex with that women.

northernbillfan
02-22-2005, 01:00 AM
Note to everyone who advances:

Best and easiest way to advance is to get all your insults off the internet. I learned the hard way.
That's how I made it so far in the very first insult competition.

I was going to vote for S11 as he had log all the way, even before the Canadian comment.

Congrats S11.

SabreEleven
02-22-2005, 01:10 AM
Thanks.

EricStratton
02-22-2005, 03:11 PM
Note to everyone who advances:

Best and easiest way to advance is to get all your insults off the internet. I learned the hard way.



It's hard being bitter.

lordofgun
02-22-2005, 03:13 PM
It's hard being bitter.
I'm over it. :D

Jayhawk
02-22-2005, 03:23 PM
bloody hell, why did you have to suck at this log? I bet 7 zone bucks on you, and I ain't getting those back. :fury: