Zone Original: Bill Choinski

[northernbillfan]

With Buffalo Bills GM Tom Donahoe granting quarterback Drew Bledsoe’s wishes for an unconditional release, the club finds itself in the uncomfortable position of having no one backing up heir-apparent JP Losman. Shane Matthews, the Bills’ #3 QB last season, is an unrestricted free agent and will be pondering his options, if not outright retiring his battle-weary body. Before the think tank at One Bills Drive puts up their classified ad in the local paper soliciting for new help, let’s examine what is the most important elements the team will be looking for on any applicant’s resume.

Full article (http://www.billszone.com/mtlog/archives/2005/02/21/from_the_doghouse_qb_help_wanted_apply_within.php)

[OpIv37]

In the next group, there are a plethora of experienced back ups for the Bills to choose from. Quincy Carter, Vinny Testeverde, Brad Johnson, Jeff Blake, Gus Frerotte, Jim Miller, Kordell Stewart, Neil O’Donnell and Charlie Batch

This is even worse than the other list! The only one of these rejects I'd want to see in a Bills uni is Brad Johnson. Carter's a cokehead, O'Donnell's older than dirt (and used to have a hideous molester mustache- not sure if he still does), Kordell Stewart is Doug Flutie with a lobotomy. And Gus Frerotte- the guy that missed half a season cuz he banged his head into a brick wall to celebrate a TD.

[northernbillfan]

Bump for the late night crowd.