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lordofgun
02-28-2005, 08:22 AM
Follow same rules for one-liners as last time. Min. 3 hours between back to back posts, but you don't have to wait for your opponent. Refer to previous one-liner rules if any questions.

This part of the championship will end on Tuesday at 4:30PM ET.
Mr.Reality
02-28-2005, 10:17 AM
SabreEleven's silly obnoxious loud-mouthed dumb ass toe-sucking urine-trawling sperm-guzzling circus-swinging illiterate pie-eyed monkey sorry excuse for your everyday rim-nut specialist is about as useful as a Supermarket Sweep-playing midget in the porno mag department piling up Stud and Playgirls right there next to the hard salami and adult diapers.
Mr.Reality
02-28-2005, 01:40 PM
Did your tongue get your cat and cause a hairball?
SabreEleven
02-28-2005, 02:57 PM
Yeah, please tell BikerBabe to do a better job shaving it next time.
Mr.Reality
02-28-2005, 03:33 PM
I’m going ice fishing next week--can I borrow your house?
SabreEleven
02-28-2005, 05:35 PM
Sure, Since I'll be at yours.
Mr.Reality
02-28-2005, 08:37 PM
So how much did you have to borrow to get that living room add-on to the outhouse?
SabreEleven
02-28-2005, 11:16 PM
Didn't need a loan, earn enough pimping you out on Chippewa Street.
Mr.Reality
02-28-2005, 11:55 PM
Yeah. . . thanks for sucking the snot out of my one-holed nose; here's another dollar.
SabreEleven
03-01-2005, 12:06 AM
Yeah. . . thanks for sucking the snot out of my one-holed nose; here's another dollar.

After I had to break out the lawn mower to trim the jungle you had in there.
Mr.Reality
03-01-2005, 02:57 AM
If you had more than two teeth you could comb it.
Mr.Reality
03-01-2005, 11:59 AM
Do you get a break on homeowner's insurance for having chains on the tires?
SabreEleven
03-01-2005, 12:47 PM
What do you call when 32 members of your family get together; A full set of teeth.
Mr.Reality
03-01-2005, 12:49 PM
If you were there we'd call it a tea-bag party.
SabreEleven
03-01-2005, 01:09 PM
Please, don't change the name from "douche-bag party" for my sake.
Mr.Reality
03-01-2005, 01:16 PM
Your thinking of the last time when you bloodied your lip trying to swallow two poles at once.
SabreEleven
03-01-2005, 01:36 PM
You're
Mr.Reality
03-01-2005, 02:45 PM
A friendly little tip: the computer DOES NOT take a turn in solitaire.
SabreEleven
03-01-2005, 02:52 PM
...unlike your left and right hands.
Mr.Reality
03-01-2005, 03:23 PM
You're the only person I know who had to get anus reduction surgery.
SabreEleven
03-01-2005, 03:26 PM
No thanks to your gigantic nose!
Mr.Reality
03-01-2005, 03:28 PM
One-holed nose; we've already established that, but thanks for the compliment.
SabreEleven
03-01-2005, 03:29 PM
Yeah, it looks ridiculous on your face.
Mr.Reality
03-01-2005, 03:32 PM
That's only because you have a behind-the-eyeball view.
SabreEleven
03-01-2005, 03:35 PM
That's only because you have a behind-the-eyeball view.
Unfortunately, like your mom's period (thank you very much), you're a bit late on the reply. :rofl:
SabreEleven
03-01-2005, 03:35 PM
Time's up. :up:
Mr.Reality
03-01-2005, 03:36 PM
lol

Good job and good luck. It wasn't that funny anyway. :crazy:
lordofgun
03-01-2005, 03:40 PM
Good job guys!
lordofgun
03-01-2005, 05:54 PM
Voting is open until Friday at 12 midnight eastern
Mr. Miyagi
03-04-2005, 10:59 AM
Voting is open until Friday at 12 midnight eastern
So is it the minute after Thursday 11:59pm or Friday 11:59pm?
lordofgun
03-05-2005, 01:48 AM
Voting has been extended 24 hours.
lordofgun
03-05-2005, 11:34 PM
SabreEleven wins this one!