LMB
12-09-2002, 12:48 AM
Q: Tell me about some of these plays.
A: Well. My favorite offensive play was the "Strategic Interception."
Q: Strategic Interception?
A: If your on your own 10, and you think the other team is going to sack your QB, you trick them by throwing the ball at them!
Q: That sounds pretty stupid; What's your Favorite Defensive play?
A: That definitely would have to be "gaps."
Q: How does that play work?
A: When the offense snaps the ball, the defense runs as far away from them as possible!
Q: You know nothing about football, do you?
A: Some of the players tried to give me some tidbits of info, but I wasn't paying attention.
Q: Do you even Know what a Football is?
A: Yeah, do you think I'm stupid? It's those flag looking thingys the refs throw on the field!
Q: Man, I wish I knew as much about football as you!
A: Why thank you, I'll dedicate my next "Strategic 1st Down Fumble" to you!
A: Well. My favorite offensive play was the "Strategic Interception."
Q: Strategic Interception?
A: If your on your own 10, and you think the other team is going to sack your QB, you trick them by throwing the ball at them!
Q: That sounds pretty stupid; What's your Favorite Defensive play?
A: That definitely would have to be "gaps."
Q: How does that play work?
A: When the offense snaps the ball, the defense runs as far away from them as possible!
Q: You know nothing about football, do you?
A: Some of the players tried to give me some tidbits of info, but I wasn't paying attention.
Q: Do you even Know what a Football is?
A: Yeah, do you think I'm stupid? It's those flag looking thingys the refs throw on the field!
Q: Man, I wish I knew as much about football as you!
A: Why thank you, I'll dedicate my next "Strategic 1st Down Fumble" to you!